I went for a kidney scan this evening
to see if my right kidney was still not draining properly. I found out it's got worse and now my left kidney is also swollen and not working properly. If I was a horse they'd shoot me. I'll stop whinging when the pain stops. No idea when that'll be.
On the bright side, occupational health has recommended that I take sick leave so at least I can be miserable at home.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

not in hospital?
I sympathise, hope they're giving you some top grade painkillers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

: (
AT least you don't suffer with unrequited love for Jeff Bridges.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

yeah, you totally have it worse

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:20, Reply)

I know : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I've heard that can be terminal.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

You're Catholic.
Pray for me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I'm only half Catholic.
Top half, I think.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)

If only the top half is Catholic
then you're allowed to get pregnant out of wedlock. So all is well and you shan't be ex-communicated by a former member of the Hitler Yoof for fucking up God's plan. Or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

It also explains the half-hearted attempt at contraception.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Or the mighty power of Catface's tadpoles.
I bet it was the equivalent of a rocket grenade being fired into a bag at close range.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Pfffft
Evening DG, how's you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Evening althegeordie
All good in the motherland, thanks. How's the nuptial preparations? She's too good for you, you know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I'm here waiting for when the penny drops.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:50, Reply)

For her or me?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's her isn't it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

*sadfaces*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's you, no doubts about it.
Sadly I doubt you missus will get over her myopia in time to realise that you and BGB are destined to be together. And you'll be too busy hiccing over the distance between the pair of you to make a rational decision about your future, and take the easy way out by staying in London.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

The bit around five minutes in about Richard Littlejohn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGAOCVwLrXo

is brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Shit!
It's the bottom half that's troubling me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Oof, sounds not grand at all.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)