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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yay! I've found a tattooist to go to.
www.tattooed-lady.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1&Itemid=1

Slightly NSFW

Easy to get to and looks the business and I might get a dermal anchor at the back of the neck too.

Woo! for grabbing the bull by the horns.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:06, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Morning!
What tat are you getting? My re-ink has just about healed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Picture of Jeff
Over her heart.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)
I've found a Vietnamese buddhist saying.
'Smile, breathe and go slowly', which I'd like around the wrist. Or I might just get the word 'breathe' on the inside of my wrist in some fancy script. I also want a star on my foot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)
My tattooist said he was sick to death of doing stars.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I know they are very popular but I like them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:51, Reply)
My tattooist who did my wrist
said stars on the inside of your wrist count as "hardcore" and are therfore allowed. Fairies on the otherhand are for pathetic spiritual freaks

*awaits to see who I have offended with that comment*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)
I'm dreading the tattoo on my wrist but I really want it there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)
It's not too bad as long as you relax
Your wrist will swell up like a balloon though and you will have three days of looking at your big bloaty hand attachment thinking "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE!?"

But once it goes down it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)
That might just be you.
The wrist was pretty painful on the outlining but I didn't really feel it on the shading. It's all over in no time though so don't work yourself up about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Hey! you're speaking to a women who got her fanny pierced.
I'm well ard.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Or the fact you have a piddly little
amount on your wrist and I have a full band?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)
^This

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)
I knew that was coming.
Never mind, I know I'm awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
This studio has a manifesto FFS
My only question would be "Is the needle clean?" not "what is your philosophy?"

Also it is in Failsworth, which should tell you something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)
One of the best tattooists in the Uk works in Middleton.
He did my first tattoo but I'm not going back because he has an horrendous waiting list and he's a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:19, Reply)
Two good reasons there

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I want another tattoo
But I have no idea what I want, no money and no idea where to go

*sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Underground logo, plus "Mind The Gap".
You know where.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)
*moar sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Aw! you've got plenty of time to get it done.
It's taken me ten years since my first tattoo to get my shit together to sort out another.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)
But I normally
celebrate my birthday with a new tat. And this year I have failed to get my shit together
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Full facial spider-web and 'skins' on the knuckles.
That's what I've got and I've never regretted it.

Now I must get back to my bin-round.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Can't imagine you as a bin man
Rag and Bone man on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)
'Steptoe and son'
was actually a documentary about my family.


*bathes in sink*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)
BEEF and PORK on the fingers of either hand

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit
that the best tattoo I've ever seen was on the back of a white supremacist I saw in a documentary once. It was fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Was it a nazi unicorn
shitting a rainbow?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)
Was it David Bowie being disembowled?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)
It was a full back tattoo.
I've just written what it actually was and subsequently deleted it as it made me look so dodgy. It was highly Teutonic, let's put it that way...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)
You can still admire the design and application without agreeing with the idea behind the tattoo.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)
It was truly superb.
I know heaps of people with tattoos and I do like some of them but I doubt I'll ever get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Yeah! It's one of those things you really need to love to go through.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Then you get one
you get addicted you want more more more, how do you liek it how do you like it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)
But I could never think of a design I'd want for life.
I've considered my family's heraldic crest but I fear that might be too pompous even for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)
that would be fucking pompous

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)
It's a nice one, though:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)
just checked out mine for the first time in years
it's cooler than I remember.

quite like the motto that goes with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)
lucky you
mine is a load of crap. and far too common for tattooing
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Mine's got everything you could want
a helmet, lions heads, a chevron, flaggy bits

what more could you ask for?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)
in your case?
a croissant
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Erm.....
A croissant?

Edit - damn, too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Veni, vidi, vismugci

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)
haha
alas it is "be just and fear not"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Hah!
Google tells me my family motto is "Thrust aside obstacles".

Thrust.

Hahah.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)
My family predates 1066 by a "fair amount"
making me proper british innit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Your next tattoo should be a bulldog then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)
a bulldog stood in a giant yorkshire pudding
wearing a monocle and drinking a pint
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)
A bulldog with Nick Griffin's face.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Not if they lived in France before then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:14, Reply)
aha
No we were very respectable in ye olde England.

Oh how times have changed
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Hahha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)
take that, change the red to blue
remove the stars and but 3 lion heads on the shield and one in place of the sun and you have mine.

very similar

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)
i just looked mine up
its quite similar to this as well.

put a lion under the sun, change the stars for fleur-de-lis outside the chevron, and change the white for yellow.

strangely, it also comes in blue and yellow
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Is yoru surname
Warhol?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

war ass
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)
nope
complete opposite end of the alphabet
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Mine looks like someone's been sick on an unfashionable jockey.
www.houseofnames.com/i/family-crest/coas/zoom/13894-family-crest-English.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)
That's like a bad trip.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Mine is far superior!


EDIT: Look I've learnt how to do pictures!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)
I think
we have the same last name

Edit: Motto- pro libertate?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Don't know, I picked this up from some website so it could be dodgy
I rather liked it, really I was expecting more Fleur de Lils
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:27, Reply)
It does rather strike me
as easy money - generate a coat-of-arms from a standard template and sell merchandise to suckers with ideas above their station.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:38, Reply)
haha although my family branch
is not illustrious, it definitely has a real coat of arms. But I think I'd rather shoot myself than use it. Pure, pure pretension
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Needs more Bowie.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)
This bloke Bez is the mutts nuts.
www.triplesixstudios.co.uk/666artists.html
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 18:29, Reply)

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