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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Chatroulette's not working
For some reason it never gets past the first screen for me. I'm where it says click "New game", but there's no button to click :(
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:29, 103 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Welcome to Internet Customer Services.
Have you switched it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)
But of course, I even refreshed the page and everything

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)
How're you dude?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)
ill

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)
You're spreading your computer virus.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)
S'not a computer virus, it's cat aidz

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Everyone on the internet has blocked you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Ooh those bastards

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I know they've got organised!

It's time to fight back, post them all some piss
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Our local news bulletin
reported this morning how a 90 year old woman ended up in hospital, after being run over by a mobility scooter in a branch of Collectables in Newcastle.

Completely unrelated, but thought I'd share anyway. It brightened my morning up no end.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)
What's collectables?

Do they sell Diana plates?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I just Googled it

It looks like the inside of Thora Hird's head, only with less broken hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I think it might be local.
It's a shop that sells all sorts of overpriced household ornaments. collectables.co.uk/

/EDIT yes, that's about the right description!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I have a couple:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

news.uk.msn.com/world/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=152604970
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)
second one is nasty
however there is a bright side
"The plane started leaking oil at about 13,000 feet and tried originally to make it to Hilton Head Airport, said fire and rescue spokeswoman Joheida Fister."
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)
If you haven't slapped a copper in the face with your cock then you haven't lived!
I'm sure that there is a little tongue in cheek in the writing of that article...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Better than cock in cheek, I guess...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)
nobody wants to see your mini cock

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)
sobs

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)
What are you wearing?
*oldschool chat roulette*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)
threadless t shirt and jeans
How bout you sexyface?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)
*rubs thighs*
In anticipation of Roota's answer.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Hands off Ethel, she's mine

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Dass raht beetch

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)
*sulks*

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)
No offence, Ethel
I don't know what you look like or what your temper's like.
With Becky, I know she's well fit and well feisty, so it's a no-brainer.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)
My temper IS JUST FINE THANK YOU
And Becky has seen'd me.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Mind Bleach is a wonderful thing.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Nobody's seen Ethel since the Edinbash last year.
He could've gone all hideously deformed since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

hideously deformed normal-lookin'
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I love you Clenders

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Cl b
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Go away, you.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Y'see
I was being nice to Clendrix, but nothing is sacred to The Insult Goblin.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I can never resist a twofer.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Pervert

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)
you *have* seen me since then :(

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
See above re: mind bleach

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

normal-lookin' hideously deformed
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
multicoloured stripey t-shirt and jeans
We're like twins and that
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Wot, No big buttons?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Big buttons freak me out

They remind me of clowns and mongs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)
no big buttons today :(

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Must be warm there.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)
it is generally
My office is cold though
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)
That's becasue you are a girl
girls are always cold in offices
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Not in here they aren't
Menopausal cows
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Sounds dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Get in!
Buttons after all!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)
More like
chapel hatpegs
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Chatroulette never works for me here
because it runs on peer to peer which gets your pc blocked here.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I always read Chatroulette as Charcuterie for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Why on earth would you want to talk to a load of random strangers on the Internet?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Cos we're better than real people.
We're almost good enough to be animals.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)
because there's an off chance you just might get to talk to a celebrity!
plus LOTS of cocks to see
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I prefer to touch rather than see.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
that's a very good point
lol good point
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I have got the best fancy dress costume ever.
People will look at me in Wonderment on Saturday. I'll probably be pope by Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Is it a pope costume with Wolverine side burns and claws?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Winnar!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)
This is surprisingly close.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Are you coming as the pope now?
Pope Man and Alter Boy!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)
He can't suck his own cock, that's impossible
That's why he invited Al.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Hahaha I did wonder why he invited Al.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I'll decide that
I am St Jude, remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I'm totally bringing meat with me to your party

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

bringing going to play with your wife's with me to at your
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I see that as acceptance of the fact. I like this

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Mate, I'm going to film it for profit.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
*puts cheque in post*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Takes percentage

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Is there a big audience for Zombie/Lara Croft porn?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
almost certainly.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
If you think about it,
you'll see that "Zombie/Lara Croft" is completely unnecessary in this sentence.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
That is a valid point actually.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Add the word "lesbian" and it's even less relevant.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Yes, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Yes, yes there is
also popular is alien/Mario porn and Giant Insect/Zangieff porn
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)
This is quite disturbing.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Hehe brains?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Sexy chorizo for sexy people

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Oooooh that’s double sexeh!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Alright lovely people!
What is this Chatroulette of which you speak?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I don't know it wont let me play :(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Awww well its clearly just not ready for how cool you are!
Fuck it, if you’re not allowed in then its clearly no good!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I think its because my webcam is a bit of a cunt. It shows everything upside down and blocks a lot of stuff

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Nope, its because you’re too cool for school… the internet told me so!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
it's like Omegle but with webcam
I haven't dared.

And HIYA!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)
HIYA!
I imagine you saying this in a really high-pitched squeaky voice for some reason!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
You imagine accurately!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Boo-yah!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Good things on Link popular
of a guy playing the piano and improvising songs about people that he meets on Chat roulette

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)
It's a new way for people to judge you online.
NOW WITH PICTURES!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
We don't need pictures to judge you. I'd rather not actually

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)
*next*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I see.
Oh dear.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)
bummer

(chb3 Read my lips. See my profile. See me talk., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)
who are you then?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)
He's Vernon the Talking Vagina.
Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Are you more or less of a cunt than Vernon Kaye?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I'm just a talking vag OK?

(chb3 Read my lips. See my profile. See me talk., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Homophobe.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

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