Cake is shit, cannot think of a single type that I don't find utterly unappealing.
On the plus side, however, I've just bought the 45 of 'Slow Ride' by Foghat for ninety-nine new pee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:26, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hash-Cakes with mushroom sprinkles?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Nah
Eating dope does not agree with me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

A fine ladies bun-cakes?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Jaffa cakes?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I like Gary Rhodes' giant jaffa cake pudding
But it really is a pudding more than a cake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

there's a website out there
which gives recipes of things made giant like Reese's peanut butter cups and stuff like that.

I think it's called Pimp My Snack or something. I'm too lazy to google it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

it is indeed pimp my snack

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Actually it is pimp that snack after a lawsuit from MTV
/pedant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

So MTV own the phrase
"pimp my"?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Slow Ride is fucking ace
nice work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Really?
No cake at all? Not even cupcakes of infinite flavours?

My speciality are rainbow cakes, no one can hate them.

NO ONE!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Cake just seems like sweetened bread, really
The future lies in Argentinian Black Pudding.

You mark my words....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

i agree with the black pudding part of this
but why is the argentinnian pudding better?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

It has the most incredible depth of flavour
and a silken texture without the chunks of fat - it is really quite different from the British version but very, very tasty indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Have you tried black pudding sausages?
They are...like...well...sausages with black pudding in them.
And they are scrumbumtious.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I had some hogs pudding recently
on someone from here's recommendation.

it was really good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

What is this hogs pudding you speak of?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

this doesn't quite sum it up really
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog%27s_pudding

it's basically like a really fucking nice sausage that you slice up and cook like black pudding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I get some great ones
from the Port of Lancaster Smokehouse - Cumbrian Pork, Black Pudding and mustard - the best banger on the planet...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Stop hijacking my cake thread
with talk of meat based products!!

If anyone so much as mentions bacon...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

MEATJACK!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Ignore him, he is a grumpy and bitter old man
who has beeen worn down by years of shit music
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Item number one, M'lud.
A Foghat Single.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

fuck off Almond-boy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I've been pondering this
and despite knowing next to nothing about Marc Almond, I despise him because his name is Almond.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Ignore HIM ^
He's jealous of me because of my manifold memes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

*Cries into dusty old meme box*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

On a non-cake related note, I've just been made aware of the release of
Hawkwind at the BBC 1972, apparently released a couple of days ago. Thought that might interest you. (Though from a cursory listen on last.fm, Silver Machine and Born to Go are sounding a bit ragged...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I am one step ahead of you with this Hawky goodness
Good quality live recordings from their heyday are impossibly rare - probably because they made such a God-awful noisy racket...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

you are not human

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:17, Reply)

you fucking idiot
cake is the second best thing in the world
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 21:05, Reply)