Someone just offered me a job
dancing in a nightclub on a Saturday night. AND I don't have to take my clothes off. And I found a recipe for an awesome cake.

Has anything particularly noteworthy happened to you today?

OR

What's your favourite cake? Mine is strawberry cheesecake cupcakes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:11, 81 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cake is a totally made up drug

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

some people say alcohol is a drug

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

It's not a drug, it's a drink

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Will they pay you more if you take your clothes off?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

they're not licenced for strippers
so I think they'd pay me less, i.e. I'd get fired.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Would they pay you more to give out cake and dance at the same time?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

that would be the best job ever
I'm working on a cupcake venture with a friend as well, so maybe I could combine the two.

Do a little dance! Make a little cake! Get down tonight!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

No1 record right there
What is your venture?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

well we can both make really nice cakes
so we were thinking of renting some shop space in a market type shop in Manchester and selling the cakes there (whilst modelling my corsets as well!). It's really just a vague dream at the moment, we need to look into the legalities of it all since it's food, etc.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

That would be awesome
I would definitely by cake from someone wearing your awesome corsets.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

why thank you kind sir!
Hopefully people will be so in awe of the delicious cakes they will go on a corset spending spree whilst high on the sugary yumminess.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I totally agree
there's not a lot you can do to improve the appeal of nice cake, but selling it while wearing a corset is definitely going to help.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

She could show off her tattoo as well
I'd by more cake for a look at that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

as if you need an excuse to buy more cake
you fat fuck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I clicked I like this
just because you complimented me. I'm so vain.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

That would be ace

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

there's an opening
for chief cake tester
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

how about chief corset ogler?
need to make sure your appearance is up to scratch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Please to model corsets whilst eating the cake?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Can I model cake while eating corsets?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Yes
Yes to both of you!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Seriously, I'd love to do that
I'll work on your counter for free
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

*debates filthy strikethrough*
*goes for it*

work on lap at o er
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

That really is the terriblest ever

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

you clearly missed the one where I made Monty say
"I had Champion the Wonder Horse anally"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

i still think this one is the lowest

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

the truth hurts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Cock off you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

haha
*blows kisses*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

And you can't get out of it that easily

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I beg to differ

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I have a feeling that there is a corset cupcake business already..or something similar
would help with the legalities!

EDIT: thefancyladygourmet.blogspot.com/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Dammit
I think my friend's bloke has even registered cupcakesandcorsets.com for us. Whoops.

Although she is in America so she can't come round and stamp on all my cakes or anything
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

.co.uk is your friend
or corsets and cupcakes!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Cake is shit, cannot think of a single type that I don't find utterly unappealing.
On the plus side, however, I've just bought the 45 of 'Slow Ride' by Foghat for ninety-nine new pee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Hash-Cakes with mushroom sprinkles?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Nah
Eating dope does not agree with me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

A fine ladies bun-cakes?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Jaffa cakes?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I like Gary Rhodes' giant jaffa cake pudding
But it really is a pudding more than a cake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

there's a website out there
which gives recipes of things made giant like Reese's peanut butter cups and stuff like that.

I think it's called Pimp My Snack or something. I'm too lazy to google it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

it is indeed pimp my snack

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Actually it is pimp that snack after a lawsuit from MTV
/pedant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

So MTV own the phrase
"pimp my"?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Slow Ride is fucking ace
nice work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Really?
No cake at all? Not even cupcakes of infinite flavours?

My speciality are rainbow cakes, no one can hate them.

NO ONE!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Cake just seems like sweetened bread, really
The future lies in Argentinian Black Pudding.

You mark my words....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

i agree with the black pudding part of this
but why is the argentinnian pudding better?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

It has the most incredible depth of flavour
and a silken texture without the chunks of fat - it is really quite different from the British version but very, very tasty indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Have you tried black pudding sausages?
They are...like...well...sausages with black pudding in them.
And they are scrumbumtious.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I had some hogs pudding recently
on someone from here's recommendation.

it was really good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

What is this hogs pudding you speak of?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

this doesn't quite sum it up really
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog%27s_pudding

it's basically like a really fucking nice sausage that you slice up and cook like black pudding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I get some great ones
from the Port of Lancaster Smokehouse - Cumbrian Pork, Black Pudding and mustard - the best banger on the planet...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Stop hijacking my cake thread
with talk of meat based products!!

If anyone so much as mentions bacon...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

MEATJACK!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Ignore him, he is a grumpy and bitter old man
who has beeen worn down by years of shit music
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Item number one, M'lud.
A Foghat Single.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

fuck off Almond-boy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I've been pondering this
and despite knowing next to nothing about Marc Almond, I despise him because his name is Almond.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Ignore HIM ^
He's jealous of me because of my manifold memes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

*Cries into dusty old meme box*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

On a non-cake related note, I've just been made aware of the release of
Hawkwind at the BBC 1972, apparently released a couple of days ago. Thought that might interest you. (Though from a cursory listen on last.fm, Silver Machine and Born to Go are sounding a bit ragged...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I am one step ahead of you with this Hawky goodness
Good quality live recordings from their heyday are impossibly rare - probably because they made such a God-awful noisy racket...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

you are not human

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:17, Reply)

you fucking idiot
cake is the second best thing in the world
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I'm in love with cupcakes
I like After Eight chocolatey mint ones.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

ooh I've never tried them
I will dig up a recipe and name them after you in my shop
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

She should make a corset with a cupcake holder

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

You could just put cakes on your ta-ta's

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I'm sure they do make cupcake nipple pasties

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

How about a cupcake buttplug?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

No way dude
I ain't modelling things on my lower half
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

A strategically placed eclair could be quite nice.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Err, and look like I have a pneus?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I thought on it's side it could be a comedic 'mary'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

How about you model
a bowl of crispy seaweed from the chinese. Then you'll just look like a german nudist.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

we did discuss
having one of my friends instore all the time naked but covered in cupcakes and we would serve them from her body because sex sells!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

eww that's gross!
And my cakes are soft and delicious so you would just end up with cake and frosting smeared everywhere.

That's what you want isn't it, you pervert.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

GRAMMATICAL ERROR
That should surely be:

'How about a cupcake, buttplug?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Ere, watch it you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:35, Reply)