I'm the same age now as
Direct Line and Eastenders.

This upsets me as they are both shite. I also was forced to drink Sambucca on Saturday as as a result threw up on a smartcar on the way home.

What have you thrown up on recently?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:52, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How old are you,
I can't be bothered to google the age of eastenders,
AND YOU SHOULDN'T EXPECT ME TO.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

To be pedantic
TGB has always been as old as Eastenders.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

That is true
but only recently have they started shouting their age. 25 for the lazy chomps among us
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:59, Reply)

A quarter-century!
Happy birthday!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Aw! your only an ickle baby.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:02, Reply)

halfway to 50.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Well done chomp.
You can go to the top of the B3ta maths class
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I do hope it's more successful than the B3ta spelling & grammar class.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Note verry likerly

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)

The last time I threw up was at the last Mancs bash.
If I'm not banned from the hotel, then I should be.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Which hotel did you stay at?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I can't remember the name.
It's on Deansgate opposite Selfridges.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I threw up at a very posh hotel in Manchester many years ago.
This is why I really hate tomato and basil soup. I still like champagne though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

You've always been the same age as them.
I can't remember the last time I threw up. This is A Good Thing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Did you write "I did this" on the bonnet with your finger?
Sorry about your great age, I'm older than Corrie.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Are you not always the same age as Direct line and Eastenders?
I haven't thrown up for a long time. I don't remember the last time I puked without the involvement of alcohol. The last time I puked was in 2008 and it was in a toilet.

*edit* You're only 25! You're a youthful young sprite!
( Peej, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I have honed my l33t skillz through years of practice.
I can recognise the warning signs and boke in appropriate containers or toilets only.

Happy birthday. Vomiting is the sign of a good party.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I recognise the warning signs
which is why I was able to run to the smartcar to vomit on it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

In that case I applaud your remarkable control.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Indeed
The Romans used to think like that too. They would overeat, chuck up, then go back for more nosh.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

There is very little evidence for this being a widely-adopted practice.
The concept of vomitoria comes from a single source only...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I done this
at Jimmy Chung's all you can eat chinese.

My tip is to avoid all rice and noodles. Stick to the glorious, intensively farmed meat.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I must do this since the QI elves get into my brain:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomitorium
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Greetings earthling.
Hope you had a good one. Sambucca is fucking filth, you are more than excused for your body rejecting it.

I'm as old as 'Raw Power' by the Stooges - and just as hard-rocking...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Greetings Major Tom

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I DON'T hope you had a good one now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)

In three months I'll be as old as Lenny Kravitz.
Which makes me feel a little better.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)

...better than being as funny as Lenny Henry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)

The pedantic people
will point out you'll never be the same age as him as he will always be older.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)

A friend of mine set fire to his moustache with a sambuca
He forgot it was on fire.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Raw Power is a shit album
It's like everything the Clash ever released, critics wank themselves dry over it so that other critics will know how cool they are, but in reality it's fucking shit, it sounds shit, the songs were shit, it was mixed by david fucking bowie for gods sake. It's shit. Total and utter shit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Hahhaha morning Al

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Morning.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I never throw up.
Some times I might be better for me and for others if I did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:11, Reply)

erm
"it" might be better. FAIIIIIIIIIIL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I shall commit internet seppuku forthwith.
It's been nice knowing you all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Liar

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It's been nice knowing some of you, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Don't forget to send me your Motorhead ticket first.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Are you commencing countdown?
Engines on?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)

MAJOR TOM HAS LEFT HIS CAPSULE

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Engines on for what?
I'm committing suicide with a samurai sword, not entering into a fucking drag race.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Oh I thought you may have gone for
sitting in your garage with the door shut, engine on as you slowly sob onto your embroidered Bowie cushion, wishing you could actually feel his smooth skin on your cheek. You turn the radio up louder and starman comes on, the air is thick with fumes now as you struggle to finish the verse before you see a bright light, a figure emerges, it's Bowie in all his glory, you jump up realising you have now left behind your earlthly body and are free, free to spend eternity running through labyrinths with Bowie.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I had a wet dream exactly like this just last week

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)

That is far too funny for a Monday morning

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'm almost exactly as old as Intel
Without whom you probably wouldn't be reading this.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Fucking Intel...
making me read all this shit.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I'm going to find Intel and punch them in the face for making me read that.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I blame them for all the atrocities on here.

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I blame them for your norks being all the way over there, while I'm all the way over here.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Shall I jiggle them a bit?

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Only if you send me a video

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Will do!
Luis has a video of Kate Bush's Greatest Hits. I'll send that.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Sweet. Now every time I hear Wuthering Heights I'll get an erection.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I'm going to find you and
punch you in the face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

You could try
but the moment you set eyes on my gorgeous face your legs get all weak and your slanky flange gushed like a burst water main.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Oh yeah
I forgot about that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I'm as old
as John Lennon's death. Yay!

Also, vomiting on Smart cars is a sure sign of discerning taste.

I'm pretty good at avoiding vomiting, the last time I vomited as a result of drink was about five years ago *smugs*
( Kroney, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I'm as old as Windows 2.1
Haha.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I'm as old as The De Lorean DMC-12
Now if I could just get up to 88MPH.
( Peej, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

*Vomits on Smart car*
"Fuck me I don't remember eating that!"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

On
A skip

A canal

A fence

A lamp post

Wetherspoons toilets

My toilet

And (last summer) my own shoes.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)