oh and no
I'm not overweight. In fact (I typoed 'in fat' then and laughed) just this morning my WiiFit told me my BMI was perfect. And I ate half an apple crumble last night. I'm the kind of person weight-watchers hate.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My tubbo friends hate me too for the amount of eating I do
You seem to base a lot of your health-routines on what you Wii Fit tells you. What if someone's tampered with it and you're actually obese?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

My flatmate tried to lose weight by eating less
about the same time I went through my unexpected weight loss phase and so was eating more to try and compensate for it. Eventually one day he bemoaned,
"It's not fair! The more he eats, the fatter I get!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I do sometimes wonder
if I have reverse body-dysmorphia, where I think I'm tall and slender, but really everyone else can see how fattus maximus I am. But Wii Fit wouldn't lie to me. And I think I would struggle with my dancing if I was a lolfatty
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

One of the most cringeworthy things I remember seeing at my old school
was at some open day or awards night or something, when two fat girls got up and did a dance to some Santana. They definitely struggled with their dancing - I'm assuming you can move with a certain amount of grace and are therefore not the fattus maximus you fear you might be.

(The worst part was that they called the act 'Total Eclipse,' which prompted a lot of very obvious jokes...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

haha I say that when my sister bends over
I think I've got a bit of grace, but that could be more dysmorphia again. Although my students think the sun shines out of my arse and they can't all be trying to sleep with me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Ah, just wait until your metabolism shits itself in your mid-twenties.
Then you'll see.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I warned him of this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

You did
I think I consoled myself with some cake.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It'll get you one day

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Not if I hide....
*hides*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Quiet tubby

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

it's lies
mine shifted from being fat, to eating pretty much the same and losing weight anyway.

I'm 28, haven't changed things much, and am thinner and lighter now than I have been for at least 12 years
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

That's the kind of thinking I need, V
Time to break out some more crisps then.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I can recommend the smoke yourself thin diet
I also started losing more weight when I stopped going to the gym.

bear these things in mind.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I have seen this work many times
I never understood why though, due to the huge number of snacks ingested during the munchie hours of 12 - 2
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I can't put my finger on it
the weird thing is, I've been at just above 13.5 stone for 6 months or so (maybe a bit more) but am still getting thinner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Worms?

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

it's not happening that quick
and I still weight the same, that's the odd part
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

is it true that Maria Callas deliberately kept a tapeworm
in order to keep thin?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Did she keep it in a secret box and feed it her dinner when no-one was looking?

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

you could call it a secret box I suppose

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

*bawks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

they sell tapeworm eggs in America
for crazy dieting wierdos. Kim Kardashian probably endorses them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I don't understand Kim Karashian

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I KNOW, RIGHT?
What is she famous for?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I have a Canadian living with me part time at the moment
and she forced me to watch that show. It was awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

ooh can you get her to name
100 reasons why Canada sucks? I'm trying to convince the boyfriend that Australia is the way to go but he's still clinging to the idea of Canada.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

the same reason Paris Hilton is
they're socialites, rich and famous parents
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

they must be destroyed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

sad times
I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove Paris Hilton
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It's such a shame she died two days ago

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I'm Obese Class 1
according to the BMI, which incidentally has been dismissed as crap.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Fatty fat fat fat

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)