I've just seen a copy of my new employers internet usage policy,
They may as well be explaining b3ta one clause at a time
(bill, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:26, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Looks like I won't be browsing from work:
"You shouldn't use the internet for accessing any sites that contain content such as:
Sexually explicit messages, images, cartoons or jokes.
Bad Language, slander or libel.
Ethnic, religious or racial slurs (which could include images, cartoons or jokes).
Any other material which could be seen as harassing or ridiculing others based on their sex, race, sexual orientation, age, national origin, disability or religious or political beliefs.
Political, terrorist or propaganda material."
(bill, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Bomb the gay cunts.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

It says nothing about kittens.
You're ok.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Indeed!

(bill, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

My internet policy basically encourages me to tweet about how fucking great where I work is.
I refuse to do that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

*not because I hate where I work, but because I hate twitter

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

good man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

is 140 characters
not enough to show how awesome you are?
(bill, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I saw a tshirt that summed up how I feel about twitter
It just said "I don't need 140 characters to say "Fuck You""
( Peej, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Ahh, the wonderful tshirthell.com
I have 19 of their shirts at the last count and will be ordering more soon I'm sure.
(bill, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:10, Reply)

to tweet about how fucking great where I work is
Is that because you work for HBOS and they need every bit of positive publicity they can muster?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

nope, NHS

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

fuck 'em
put what you really think. It's not like they can sack you. I think the only way you can get sacked from the NHS is if you stab someone or create a website called www.psychochomps-favourite-medical-records.com
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm ok because I wrote the internet usage policy for my employers
well I didn't, but I was supposed to. Much too busy for that sort of thing *sits back & takes long slurp of coffee*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

as a redunter my empl;oyer's internet policy can fuck off
it'll be different next week at the new place mind
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I did think you'd been about here a lot recently

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

yeah
b3ta's blocked, but sickrik isn't
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

haha
betablockers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Our internet policy consists of whinging every time my boss wants to use it to look at cars.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

At a workplace a few years back
the internet policy was basically "no personal browsing except for maye 45mins on your dinner. and don't be looking at anything a bit saucy, or offensive"
One afternoon, whilst looking at B3ta during worktime, I suddenly realised the boss had been behind me for a good 5 mins reading it over my shoulder. As I sat there like a deer caught in headlights, he then said "It's quite good this, I'm might go have a look later."
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Pretty much the same with my boss
He caught me sniggering away while reading and had to read over my shoulder for a while...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)