It makes me laugh every time I hear
someone refer to large ladyparts as looking like a melted welly.

Also, the mooncup is indeed disgusting. Every year I was at the Leeds festival when I was peeing I would read the stickers that advertised the mooncup and I would think "I must look up what that is when I get home", but I never remembered and then one of my friends told me what it is. GROSS!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:28, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I did the exact same thing!
They have that one sticker all over the inside of the long drops.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Me too!
I don’t quite understand why they think festivals and nightclub toilets are the best place for advertising their freaky cup!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I also don't like the idea
of reusable sanitary towels. Especially when they make them out of hello kitty fabric. I don't really want to bleed all over a tiny cat's face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

they exist?!
nasty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

yup
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=43365245&ref=sr_list_14&&ga_search_query=reusable+menstrual&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title

sorry for massive link. I quite like this one actually.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

probable link fail
although you probably won't be clicking it anyway
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

let me
you're welcome
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

And they say chivalry is dead.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I'm a true hero for modern times.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

your only suCCess
is being mean to me
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I saw that sneaky edit
HEY EVERYONE PSYCHOCHOMP SPELLED SUCCESS WITH ONLY ONE C
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I was trying to be nice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

how is that nice?!
sending my to psychedelic migraine inducing 404 messages. *sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Me neither.
There are some things which just are not meant to be used again.
Its worse than wiping your arse with a picture of a puppy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

God no.
Use a real one. Lovely and soft on your ringpeice.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

What about the claws
And the teeth?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

You train them to lick instead of biting.
Honestly, it is like having a bidet that you can play fetch with.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

That's all very well,
But you couldn't let it lick your face after.

I have an image now of a bidet galloping round a park chasing after a bar of soap.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Oh that is just disgusting.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

The licking or the chasing?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

get one of the boarders
to animate it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I don't know any of them :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

scribble some crap on there
and mention you're a teenage girl and they'll fawn over your "awesome talent" for a while.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Ewwwww
The same applies to Andrex Puppy loo roll though... who really want's to wipe their parts on a little puppy... :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

*raises hand*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

*dies a little inside*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Flimmers. You haven't lived!
After a while you start experimenting with different breeds. Shetland Sheepdog puppies are joyously soft as are young Labradors; and I am sure that the comedic value of wiping your bronze with a Shitzu is not lost on you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Hmmm...
Well one day you’re going to wipe your bottom on the wrong dog and its going to eat your testicles… you have been warned.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Snap!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Ooooh spooky!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Cup o' blood

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Urgh!
You dirty dirty girl.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

That's what it bleeding well is!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

haha
I see what you did there
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

oi oi!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

The 'bleeding well' is fantastic!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Where are you bleeding from?
i'm from bleeding Essex
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Have you seen that lady who does gothic painting with her minge blood?
It's quite sick.

These ones, if I didn't know what they were, look ok: menstrala.blogspot.com/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

haha
Menstrala. Sounds like a b3ta username.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I bet it is!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

nope
www.b3ta.com/users/~Menstrala
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

She's changed it
Bloody cow
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

oh God I clicked the link
If it wasn't drawn in her fanny bloody I would think they were quite beautiful. As it stands, I want to vomit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Thy're actually quite pretty until you remember what they are.
Then you just want to hurl.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)