My office put a system wide filter on our computers that won't give
me access to b3ta. How dare they!!! The bastards! I'll have to do more work now and will miss most of the things here because being merican, by the time I usually get home this place is dead (got off work early today).

A lot of you will probably be happy to see another of us mericans go mostly away...
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:27, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

but merkins are so entertaining

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Evenin' JDRI ex CRI
We've just had a massive thunder storm.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:32, Reply)

really!
I wonder if it'll come here next
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Its going North,
I'm in Slough
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:38, Reply)

blow it to the west!
thunderstorms look awesome from my hill
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Where are you then?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:41, Reply)

south wales
we have rain but no exciting sky action
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:43, Reply)

fairly normal weather for you then
sorry about the cliche.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:46, Reply)

it's ok, I'm not welsh
and, yes, it does generally rain
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:48, Reply)

but lots of fit welsh accents
swings and roundabouts
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:49, Reply)

that gets old really quickly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:50, Reply)

I don't know how to put an accent on a letter
Life is too short for that, but if you tell me, I'll be well pleased.

Cheers.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:54, Reply)

press Ctrl+Alt+ the vowel you want to type
go on, try it
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:59, Reply)

é

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:00, Reply)

or
i can just press random buttons:
â, é, ì ö ç


that's all i got, sorry
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:04, Reply)

It's just passed us.
Daughter and I went out in it. Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:04, Reply)

No, we love everbody
except the french.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

but then they'd have to pick on eachother

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Good point. We're doing a public service by being here. If I tell our IT people
that I'm sure I'll get access again.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I like merkins too
Especially this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok1EllhHgoU
EDIT: stolen from links
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:41, Reply)

That was horrible. She is about the maturity level of most of the protesters.
Sometimes it's emarrasing to be from here. I thought it might get better once the monkey boy was gone but the far right just keeps getting more nuts and whacko and dangerous.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:49, Reply)

ha ha
that's your country that is
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Ha ha
History Today was great.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:57, Reply)

We'll get you though.
So many of you will start eating McDonalds and Kentucky Fried Chicken that you'll morph into us and spend your days screaming at liberals and watching the UK version of Fox News.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:00, Reply)

how I wish this was an empty threat

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:02, Reply)

We are rapidly catching you up old fruit
Many of our population don't know what a vegetable is. Or how to cook, and blah blah blah.

we will soon be the 51st state.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:03, Reply)

I'm a little more concerned that it coud be a back door way
that you Brits will use to re-take america and force us to bow under the tyranical rule of British royalty. You have never forgotten the merican revolution and want us back!

(At least we would have socialized health care and we could send all of the teab bagger nuts to Australia).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Your country belongs to us anyway
so stop complaining.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Just like the Falklands

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:14, Reply)

Or should I say "Yes, my Lord"

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:17, Reply)

No, I'm scum and proud of it
And anyway we nicked the Falklands fair and square. Just like you nicked the Philipines.

Anyway home time, so I may be back in an hour or so.

Toodle pip.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Ha ha
Don't worry Michael. Most americans I've met in real life have been friendly, smart, articulate people. There's enough violent and drunk Scots out there for me to know not to judge entire countries. Apart from the Italians. They're fair game in my book.
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Scots
violent? drunk?

Never(¡)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Ya bassstar' ye
I'll pan yer pus in ya dobber *hic* Somebody hold ma bottle o' Bucky.
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:15, Reply)

and there was me thinking
that pus was something only used in my family

ya fucking jake
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Thanks, I agree except for the French, how dare they think that they are an independent
country and not go to war when George Bush tells them to!!!!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Tis true
I've worked a bit over there, and they are mostly sound people.

Its just that the smart ones don't take the piss out of the dim ones, so you think they all agree with one another.

Whereas over here, we do, so you know where you are.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:06, Reply)

that andrew marr's history of britain
basically claimed that we didn't have nazis because when the groups marched through town people took the piss.

we take the piss best of all- makes you proud to be british
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:15, Reply)

True again

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:18, Reply)

oh, so you haven't been to the arrogant ignorant south?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:24, Reply)

I've been to Pennsylvania, Ohio, Oklahoma, West Virginia.
Not deep south, though the Tulsa crown were borderline rednecks
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Maybe I should quit and spend my whole life here.
That would show the bastards.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

If they aren't filtering logmein.com
that's a good way to get around it, just remote control your home PC and surf from there.
(bill, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I'll have to try that if I can figure it out (being the old dumb fuck that I am).

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:09, Reply)

1) Sign up with LogMeIn
2) Install it on your home PC
3) Leave home PC turned on
4) Log in online at work
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:13, Reply)

5) PROFIT!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:03, Reply)

My old work used to
but www.sickrik.com was fine (it's a mirror).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:17, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com
www.sickrik.com
test.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:59, Reply)