Any Special K advert gets right on my tits.
I don’t like the one where the big muffin chases the girl, I don’t like the one where everyone seems to be pulled through the air by the forces of chocolate and I especially don’t like the one where the snack trolley lady turns into a witch!

I want to meet their marketing/advertising team and punch every single one of them in the face for creating adverts which are fucking retarded.

EDIT: No amount of red clothing and consumption of tiny cereal-based crap is going to make you thin - GO TO THE BLOODY GYM!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They do have the advantage of generally casting spectacularly hot women,
although standards seem to have slipped of late.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

This is my issue
The women used to be hot, now they are 'real women' and we all know 'real women' means uggos!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

cf Dove ads.
Great skin love - all 14 square miles of it....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Now now, there was, I think, one hottie among the Dove "Campaign for Real Beauty" lot.
She didn't last, sadly.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

There probably was one once.
It does just depress me a little that whenever they say ‘real women’ the women they show are usually of the larger variety, because god forbid they should show a ‘real woman’ under a size 14… that wouldn’t be ‘real’ enough.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

everyone knows
the only real woman is an ugly one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I concur!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Go compare!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Show me your spondoolies!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

*unzips*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Not those
I've think we've all seen enough of your pubes thanks!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I shave them off actually:
they're used to stuff cushions in the Vatican City. ACTUALLY.

FACT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I did not know that!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

If you Google 'Monty's Pubes'
the top result is my Papal pube-cushion business. They're blessed: not with holy water, mind, but with the tears of violated choristers.

It's a remarkably lucrative sideline.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I'd say
Well done sir!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I can't grow 'em fast enough!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

You can tell a fake woman because they don't make your drink do that Jurassic Park thing when they walk towards you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Hehehehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I think
The others ate her.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 27 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

"I'm not a chunky repulsive mess, I'm a REAL woman!"
So attractive women are unreal? "Real" is an inclusive term covering all dimensions of physical and mental characteristics, you dippy tart.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Sorry
This response isn't 'real' enough I'm afraid.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I am hot for the woman in the red bikini so back off ok...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Do one.
If you took her out she’d spend the whole night banging on about her diet. Also she probably wouldn’t let you put it in her… sperm is too calorific!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I learnt how to pretend to listen many years ago...
...and would be quite happy to splash on her charlies.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I could put up with that for an evening,
and once back at her place I'd follow her stupid fucking post-it note clues as far as the biscuit tin, into which I'd pack a boxing glove on a spring with "JUST HAVE A FUCKING PIE" written across the knuckles.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

That is such genius I would forego having sex with her...
...to see it happen.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I am clicking this.
*click*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)