B4SH0RZ BINGO !
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1) Someone Pukes
2) Someone regret-shags
3) Someone forgets their pills and needs to go to an emergancy out-of-ours doctor to get a prescription
4) Someone ends up crying
5) Fight Lvl1; bruising the next day
6) Fight Lvl2; Bloodshed
7) Fight Lvl3; Hospital trip
8) Thrown out of pub
9) Someone pulls a different person on each different day.
9) Someone goes missing for 5 (or more) hours.
10) Bitching about someone who's just nipped out, they pretend they didn't hear when they get back.
11) Pens get drawn on faces
12) Someone brings a white shirt and marker-pens.
13) Someone decides it's a costume themed event, alone.
14) Someone doesn't bring any money, or a pittable amount, but still manages to get wasted.
15) Emergancy trip to get a morning-after pill
16) Someone asks someone else out, and gets turned down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

QOTW bashes are far too civilized.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

don't be absurd
the only things unlikely to happen at a QOTW are the fights and that's because we are all terrible weaklings and cowards.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)

And I have to stay sober through all that?
Great.
*SADFACE*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

While horrifically drunk people
Point at your baby-expansion and go 'Look, she's having a baaaaaabyyyyyy, awwwwwww.' I imagine this may be closely followed by one of those fights that was mentioned.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Well
I'm batting .500 so far.
(bill, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

He should really have added
"Getting outdone by public transport and not making it home for a couple of days."
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I think
I'm in a very exclusive club on that one...
(bill, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Exactly
No-one else would ever compete that row.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Oh yeah.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I have a feeling you don't quite get how to play bingo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)