DING
I've just got out the shower I'm going to put some clothes on and go get my hair cut then I am OFF TO CORNWALL!!!!

What are you overly excited about? You know what? I don't care because I'm off to Cornwall! Try and cope without me for six days
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:12, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm off to Cornwall too!

( Peej, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Don't forget your passport

and three groats to bribe the border guard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

The border guards are devonshires
and you only have to pay to get back out again.
( Peej, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

In a West Couny aaccent
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never lea-ve!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Don't leave me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Everyone always leaves

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I KNOW!!!!!
I'm starting to get a complex.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

This is the worst sort of thing about bashes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

What?
That you have to travel to Cornwall to get to them? Or that people go on about them incessantly and won't shut the hell up?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

People going on about it before and after.
Fair enough they want to talk about it but... it's pretty dull for the majority.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

This is very true

I can't wait for all of the in jokes next week
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

B4SH0RZ BINGO !
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1) Someone Pukes
2) Someone regret-shags
3) Someone forgets their pills and needs to go to an emergancy out-of-ours doctor to get a prescription
4) Someone ends up crying
5) Fight Lvl1; bruising the next day
6) Fight Lvl2; Bloodshed
7) Fight Lvl3; Hospital trip
8) Thrown out of pub
9) Someone pulls a different person on each different day.
9) Someone goes missing for 5 (or more) hours.
10) Bitching about someone who's just nipped out, they pretend they didn't hear when they get back.
11) Pens get drawn on faces
12) Someone brings a white shirt and marker-pens.
13) Someone decides it's a costume themed event, alone.
14) Someone doesn't bring any money, or a pittable amount, but still manages to get wasted.
15) Emergancy trip to get a morning-after pill
16) Someone asks someone else out, and gets turned down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

QOTW bashes are far too civilized.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

don't be absurd
the only things unlikely to happen at a QOTW are the fights and that's because we are all terrible weaklings and cowards.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)

And I have to stay sober through all that?
Great.
*SADFACE*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

While horrifically drunk people
Point at your baby-expansion and go 'Look, she's having a baaaaaabyyyyyy, awwwwwww.' I imagine this may be closely followed by one of those fights that was mentioned.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Well
I'm batting .500 so far.
(bill, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

He should really have added
"Getting outdone by public transport and not making it home for a couple of days."
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I think
I'm in a very exclusive club on that one...
(bill, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Exactly
No-one else would ever compete that row.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Oh yeah.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I have a feeling you don't quite get how to play bingo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Have a good time
watch out for the shitty Cornish roads. They eat shiney alloy wheels, especially new shiney alloy wheels.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

you seem to have a massive downer on travelling to and in Cornwall
the roads are fine. the only bad thing about them are tourists who can't drive on them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Devon has more miles of roads than any other county
fact*

*may not be a fact
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

thanks for that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:43, Reply)

That post was just to tease TGB about her shiney new alloy wheels

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)