It's my last day on the internet today till Tuesday.
Make it a good one for me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:13, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Is it because I'm a strong and powerful woman?

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)

the only thing strong and powerful about you is your odour

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)

How do you know?
You've never met me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

that's how powerful it is
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I'll have you know that I'm the most odourless person I know.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I'm not sure why
but I find that statement very amusing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

that statement you
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)

on occasion

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)

People were being terribly mean to me in the last thread
that should cheer you up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)

it made my day

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

It has a little.
But it's not as much fun as when I'm mean to you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

It's not mean if it's true

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

You called an attractive girl weird
When she's actually just conventionally pretty.
You'll never find a woman if you don't shake these delusions.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Don't talk about my fiance like that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Either that or you're besotted
and thought the only comfortable way of showing us all pictures of your latest crush was to first be all "Meh" and pretend you think she's weirdly attractive.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I'm not besotted, I haven't spoken to her for weeks.
and I never ment to insult her, I was just using her as an example of good things that come out of dunstable.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Alas, you poor boy
It always backfires and makes you look creepy or delusional.
I apologise. For everything. Ever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)

You're all weird.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I bet he pushes her in the mud
and pulls her pigtails
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Aye
And makes her vomit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)

That's niche

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)

2 girls 1 Dunstable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I actually think I understand where he's coming from

I can see that some women are traditionally very attractive, symmetrical faces, good bone structure, straight white teeth etc, however I may not find them "attractive" a slight quirk is often the winning factor!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Yes, I can understand that
Most of the glamour model types do nothing for me, despite their perceived 'conventional' beauty.

Chompy's example though isn't weird. She's just nice.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I thought she was fairly average

Damn you differences of opinion
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)

One man's meat...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I bet she's had more than that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)

haha
eurgh.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I bet she's tried the Mixed Grill at the local Kabab take-away establishment, if you know what I mean...
A little lamb chop here, a nice bit of kofta, some greasy donor, a big pit of shiesh... a little bit of everything, maybe a bit of garlic sauce on top.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Coming from Dunstable
it's almost a certainty.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Why are people always so horrible to you?
Is it because you're well liked and respected by your peirs?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

It's all jealousy gonz,
terrible crippling jealousy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)

you've hit the nail on the head there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Totally
I'm fuming with jealousy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

That's what my money is on.
The main thing is, you're a good looking successful young go-getter, on the right side of 30 with all your mental and phsyical facilities intact. And they see what you've got, and they covert that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

You list all the things we are jealous of.
So of course we're mean to him.

GRRRRRR.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Why can't we all just get along gonz?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

by being what Gonz suggests
you are making a mockery of my smugness
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

It's OK, I can see that you're prepaired to be the bigger man on this one.
If only they could see their crippling shortcomings and use that to improve themselves, to be a little bit more like you, a hero to all mankind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I think they should all think "what would psychochomp do" before they do anything

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:20, Reply)

"what would psychochomp do"
Drunkenly propose to someone of Facebook, apparently.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

ha, everyone should do it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'm going to propose to you on Facebook RIGHT NOW!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I see your true colours, your true colours, are beutiful, like a rainbow.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)

If only all conversations could be conducted using the medium of song.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

ah shaddupa your face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

ah shuddupa your beard

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)

:-{>

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Well I hope you have a good Easter
Try not to eat too many eggs, and generally stop pining for Jeff.

There will only be a few sentinels left on /OT, and those nasty boys from /talk will take over and break our weak spirit without you, and the Cornwall bound contingent.

But don't worry about us, have your own fun.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)

yeah
don't worry about us. We'll be fine in our own misery and isolation. Please don't feel guilty at all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Pining for Jeff is the only thing stopping me from going crazy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

There's York on Saturday
So you'll still get a bit of a b3ta fix :)

Trains are running, btw.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)