You have obviously never seen AngryMcloud
You are makign the roof out of PLASTIC?! YOU DISGUST MEEEEEEEEEE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I love when he says "well that's not the way I'd go, but it's your money"
when really he's saying "Your house is going to look shit and I'm going to enjoy it and say I told you so to the viewers when you're out of earshot"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)

hahahaha
I saw an awesome Grand Designs revisited yesterday where a guy built a totally natural house it the woods it was awesome! Then he found love and Kevin got all "aww" and then saw the guys workshop and went "Wow I want this" which I think is the first time ever he has liked something someone else has made
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I think I saw that too
the guy was called Ben?

And when he came back, the guy had met a woman and they'd just had a baby and I was all "Grand Designs brought him love" *tear rolls down cheek*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Yes!
I had a little *sniff* moment
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

LIES!!!
Your too hard and cold inside.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

You're

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I know.
I was going to change it but thought you'd calmed down with all that grammer nazi stuff.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I had until you called me dead inside

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:12, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:14, Reply)

it's like alcoholism
there is no cure.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I love how on Property Ladder
or whatever it's called with Sarah Beany, no one ever listens to her. I remember she told one woman not to make the bathroom too specialised as she was only doing the house up to sell for profit, but the woman put in colour changing submerged lights in the bathroom and a starry-sky style ceiling with a whirlpool bath and black granite everywhere. Sarah Beany was like "errrr...."
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I saw some art deco house
where these two vacuous bints totally did it up in their own style, including spending thousands on awful awful mosaic tiles in the downstairs bathroom, and then couldn't sell.

and they always go "oh, we've decided not to sell, we're going to live here"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

It's brilliant isn't it
lets get a professional in to offer advice, and then totally ignore it because clearly we know better than the person who has made millions doing exactly what I'm trying for the first time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

It did used to annoy me when Anne from House Doctor
put bloody seagrass matting down everywhere. Not everyone wants a carpet made from reeds!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

on House Doctor
whenever they didn't listen to the woman she would always end the show with "they haven't taken my advice and as of today's date, the house is still on the market". She knows that they will watch the show and just rubs salt in their wounds hehe.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I have got stoned out of my mind with Anne Maurice
She is a fucking CHAMPION.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

o_O
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I liked the one where
a couple were converting an office block to a hotel and had no idea what they were doing. The hotel guru was like have you thought about kitchen/laudrey access, they mumbled, she pointed out a lorry would never get down the tiny tiny alley. And then for the KO she mentioned disabled access whilst pointed to the stairs EVERYWHERE.

Shockingly they ran over budget by a few hundred thousand
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:33, Reply)

My favourite ever was a bloke who needed to rebuild an interior wall
and it was load bearing, but he was too tight to by additional agroprops so he only supported the ceiling on one side of the wall as he demolished it and rebuilt it. I really wish it had collapsed and killed him.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)

That house is just so awesome.
I could live without dimmer switches if that was my home.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

hahaha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

dimmer switches?!
you're living the dream right there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Subdued lighting is the future.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:13, Reply)

The older I get the lower the lights go

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:14, Reply)

We're going to look lovely hanging around the kitchen at my bash.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

You're having a bash!?
Was I invited?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

obviously not

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

you're probably on ignore

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

She does hate me so

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)

You won't come so far ooop north.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I've spent a long time in darkrooms.
Subdued red lighting is the way forward
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)