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Nothing excites me.
I am dead inside.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh come on it's Friday
you can admit Bowie excites you. Excites you in the special place. And I am not talking about Dunstable.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:10, Reply)

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I become animated thinking about throttling him.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

erotic asphyxiation eh?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)

~~him~~ his cock in a "choking the chicken" style
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)

~~throttling~~ wolfbagging
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)

wolfbagging
is my favourite sexual deviancy. I especially like explaining it to people who don't know what it is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Go on then, explain.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

It's easier to show you
I'll bring some bacon with me to Donnington.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

ha
most sinister sentence ever
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

At least he's not taking it to Dunstable this time...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

People in Dunstable do far worse things than wolfbagging.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'll pass thanks.
Don't think I haven't seen the little conversation between you and djtrialprice earlier.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

My god, is nothing private on the internet any more?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I know
I thought we'd totally gotten away with it too.
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djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

You realise this means your girlfriend might have read it too?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Too late, she has.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

The top definition on urbandictionary
Is by far the best.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

It's here
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wolfbagging
It's one of those ones that virgins make up to impress their friends, I'm pretty sure it's never happened.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I prefer definition number 4

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

5 has a goose

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Awwww man, you totally spoiled the surprise there
I was definitely gonna tap that in a tent until you posted.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

In that case,
Psychochomp may have just saved me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

~~saved~~ stopped

+ from having the most amazing experience the owner of a pair of pert 19 year old breasts can possible imagine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

So basically I'm your hero

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

*prepares for pandering*

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I've been waiting for her to pander to me for ages.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

You should demand a reward

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Not quite.
But it'll do.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

"It'll do"
that means we're going out now doesn't it?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

it was only a matter of time

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahaha

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Better than 'space docking'?
Ruined 'Space Truckin'' by Deep Purple for me, that phrase has.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

It's something that makes even less sense than wolfbagging

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

It's like going halfway towards a full Dutch Steamboat
and not having the impetus to finish the job...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

You're just not doing it right.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

at least woflbagging is based on a reasonably understandable principle
whereas surely only someone reaching maximum on the pervert scale would get their kicks from taking or receiving a turd.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Well, the Welsh have always been an odd lot...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I had a welsh girlfriend
she wasn't particularly adventurous or weird in the boudoir.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

She was when she came round mine, I can tell you.
She was just too knackered by the time she came home to you.

Sorry about that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

it's ok
she was really short, and quite annoying at times. Massive boobs though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

She was 6'2" before I got hold of her,
After one particularly energetic bout of space docking I accidentally broke 14" off her lower spine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I can believe it

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

And those 'massive boobs' you liked so much
were actually carrier bags of my shit left over from our little 'docking parties'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

that would be a lot of shit
they were gargantuan.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Ewwww, that wasn't what I thought space docking was.
I thought it was when you extended your foreskin over another chaps helm.

Not specifically you obviously, you're shocked and disgusted and moved to a violent rage by the mere idea of two men, or indeed two women, indulging in sexual activities.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I think that is just referred to as docking
rather than space docking
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Before I looked it up, though,
I had supposed it was some variation upon that theme, whereby you applied your extended your foreskin in such a fashion as to create a vacuum, thus using your own penis to suck on the end of that of your equally depraved partner.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

that would just be weird

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

And the actual practice of docking - space or regular - isn't?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I was being facetious

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

faeces-tious

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

apt
given the subject
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

THAT WAS MY JOKE, YEAH?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I KNOW

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Fair enough.
Be quite clever if you could actually work out a way to do it, though
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Violent rage is my default setting.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

But your not such a disgraceful homophobe as Vipros

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

no
he is a disgraceful homo
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT YOU SAY, 'NICK GRIFFIN'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'm going to write this on his facebook wall RIGHT NOW

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

DO IT.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

shut it Liberace

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'M BEING OPPRESSED

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

OP IM
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Done it
that'll teach you. BUS WANKER!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

you're the bus wanker

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Ive learned something today, that I would rather never have known.
You lot are sick.

Keep it up.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Sometimes even I get a little grossed out at what I learn here.

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

~~grossed out~~ turned on
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

i find it hard to look grossed out anymore
when someone shows or explains something to me, which I'd been exposed to on here for that past few years
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I think I've gone from looking appalled (in an intrigued and titillated sort of way)
To just looking blankly and resignedly at the person explaining whatever it is that everyone else finds so horrendous.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

In truth, when I read the top definition,
I thought we were going to wait till the bacon emerged from the anus, and then the string could act like a rifle pull through.

I forgot about the 20feet of small bowel.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Remember when sex just involved intercourse with a vagina and penis.
Those were the days.
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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

get with the times grandma

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'd get with her times
if you know what I mean
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I think I do!

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I am going to be getting some of that this weekend,
I just hope I don't suffer a flashback and vomit on the poor woman.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

JESUS H CHRIST!!!!
Even you are getting some.
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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

More than I want sometimes
I know this doesn't help, sorry.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm doooooooooomed.

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

You should come to Donington and show me and DJtrialprice your breasts
then you'd get some too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I don't take sloppy seconds.
I want someone who's not taken.
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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Don't worry, I'm not.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

But you're going to a farm!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

You're right - anything could happen!
*packs wellies and length of rope in case I 'get lucky'*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Yes, Monty's going with his lickle girl
Then after seeing the little pigs, he is taking her for a bacon sandwich.

Keep them confused, is monty's mantra.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

NB this is unrelated to 'wolfbagging'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Nothing will ever top
Wookiee describing felching to Tourettes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Oh Christ...
Almost a year ago to the day, too.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

You are all repulsive.
*flounces as far as the door and then sheepishly comes back again*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

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