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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're a ballroom dancer!And it sounds silly to have gay feet.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:54,
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Oh yeah, thatI don't care, ballroom is one of only four things that I'm good at. I'm vaguely proud of my gay feet
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I thought it was a specific enough form of sex as to be relatively unpredictable(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Nah! most guys who've been told their good at it like to brag about it.I've never met a women who's upfront about being good at blow jobs unless pushed on the matter.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:04,
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I tell a lie.I've met one. She also preferred anal sex so you can imagine what a fun girl she was.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:09,
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Actually, the last girl who was boasting to me about her cocksucking prowess was a big fan of buttsex(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I've heard these fans of buttsex existbut have yet to meet one
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:12,
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They are out there.It's just most of them don't like to shout about it.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:13,
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none of the girls I know with whom I have discussed that sort of thing have cared for itmost have flat out refused to consider it, or didn't like it when they tried.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:16,
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Why would you want to put your willy in a bumbum?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:35,
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too much trouble for not enough reward if you ask meI didn't say I was keen on it, just that I've never met any women who said they were.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:41,
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...but plenty of men who were,eh readers?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51,
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Weapons grade shirting, right there.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:53,
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I know remarkably few gay menI suspected a few of my friends, but they just turned out to be slow starters.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54,
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that's because women don't take pride in their work;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:07,
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I'm quite good at sucking cock.I'm only saying this because you pushed me into it.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:08,
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did BGB push you into that?I have a shirt that says "I eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake"
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:16,
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She pushes me to wear it all the time.I once saw a thong that said "it won't eat itself" which I thought was distasteful.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31,
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to be fair though, who's going to see it?also, I don't actually wear it
I do have one that I wear often that says "lets play army, I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me"
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:38,
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that's crudeyou're crude, Kristine, CRUDE!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:41,
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Damnit, that's the second time in 12 fucking hours I've been called crude.(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:43,
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no, the other was by my friendI said something dirty, if I hadn't been so drunk I might remember what I'd said
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54,
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in theme with the thread, you could change your sig to'is being crude on'
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:00,
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My new favourite piece of chavwearis the hoodie reading "orally gifted" I saw on a chavette in Brixton the other weekend.
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I've met loadsI'm one.
I won't be having none of that bumming though.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:19,
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If she's hungryshe could be tricked into deep throating
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:21,
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I must be one of the few women that are crap at it and proud to admit it.(
girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:21,
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Age and mileageare not necessarily one and the same thing!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:24,
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Well I've been around the block a bit.And I'm still crap, although not unwilling.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:25,
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It takes a lot for a blowjob actually to be badThere's good ones and fantastic ones. Provided you keep your teeth out of the equation and give a little flutter tongue action on the helmet, I doubt any bloke would complain!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28,
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Oh they never complain.I don't loose sleep over it.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30,
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Start with a small one.K2k6 can probably help there.
When you've worked your way up to 'plantain' let me know.
I can help there.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28,
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YeahMine's like a lemur's pinkie, so you'd have no bother. It would be like sucking the rubber on the end of a pencil.
Or perhaps not...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30,
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I don't think I am.I hate blow jobs, so never give them and am therefore probably crap.
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I'm supa dupa fly ta!I'm tired but I had dreams about adventure games so it's understandable.
You a happy apple today?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31,
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I dreamt for the first time last night that my teeth fell outwhich is something that my sister dreams all the time and she said it's supposed to indicate anxiety about something. However, I'm not particularly worried about anything, so now I'm worried that my subconscious knows more than me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:33,
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it is a classic anxiety dreambut it could be a a wider thing like general confidence problemos rather than the threat of repossession!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:34,
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Maybe your subconcious is worried that your teeth are going to fall out.(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)
ha I think that might be itI got a letter from the dentist telling me it's time for a checkup and I don't want to go.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:42,
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I'm not scared of them or anything and pain has never bothered me,it's just that they always tell me off for my brushing skills when I try really really hard but my gums just bleed everywhere anyway.
I don't like the hygienist doing her cleany thing though, it makes me feel funny.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51,
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That is understandable.I am a happy apple, and I'm very excited about going to Kitty's dance class tonight.
I had a dream about repairmen banging on my door, but then there were repairmen banging on my door. At half nine in the morning.
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I got woken up by a bed delivery onceOh, the irony.
Twat was at the wrong house.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:41,
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I'm looking forward to it tooalthough I did 20 crunches on Wii Fit this morning and now my belly aches so I'm going to be full of the ows tonight.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:43,
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Oh dear.I expect I won't be much better, I haven't been keeping up my work outs very well over the holidays, and I don't feel very flexible at all.
I should probably crack out the plank for a bit.
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I was doing the plank this morningit makes me growl.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:52,
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Why do you hate them?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23,
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Perchance, 'tis the tasteShouldn't be that bad if one has a 'gentlemen's wash' beforehand though, I'd imagine.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:24,
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Going down on a woman isn't always a strawberry milkshake eitherbut it's worth it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:25,
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Yeah, I knowI get a sore tongue after a while though, and I have a bad habit of dribbling! :-)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:26,
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ewwold people shouldn't say stuff like that
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28,
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Helps with the lubrication though!(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31,
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*Dies a little*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:56,
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And it's hard to suckoff a labia?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29,
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And I bet you laughed and laughed(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:32,
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Jesus woman, just because he doesn't like YOU doesn't mean we all find him hard work...(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Fair play.You probably know this, and I may be alone in my thinking, but an average blow job is usually considerably better than average sex.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29,
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