First post of the day! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
The bookeeper will be coming soon to do the monthly accounts which means I have to do the filing that's piled up. I hate filing.


Did anyone watch Spoilt rotten on BBC1 last night?

*despairs*

Ok! that was a shit question.

Ladies, if you had to choose between losing the sensation in your nipples or the tip of your little finger, which would you choose?
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:24, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As I didn't watch any television last night
and I'm not a lady, I can't really give any constructive answers this morning!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:39, Reply)

That's two shit questions!
Good morning all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I love all the negativity you bring to the table.
Hi!
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I love the crying, screaming of the Lords Prayer and spurts of hot jizz that he brings to the table

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I love your filthy little mind Al.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:47, Reply)

It's the only way I can 'get off', as they say in modern parlance.
That and sticking needles into my scrotum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:49, Reply)

You'll not be judged here.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:50, Reply)

You're right.
Most likely it shall be The Old Bailey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I'll write to you in prison.
But only if I can use different coloured inks and spell things incorrectly.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Get one of those pens with six different colours in one
and then spell each word alternately a different colour. I love that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:53, Reply)

It'll be the Daily Mail and its hoardes of screaming mouth breathers

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I babysat last night
and out of sheer boredom stuck on a 'Blu-ray' (belms) of 'Burn After Reading' - my God, seldom have I witnessed such a tedious, laboured, turgid piece of shit passed off as entertainment.

It was so crashingly dull I genuinely switched it off and read my daughter's 'Meg & Mog' books instead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:56, Reply)

But in fairness Meg & Mog are fucking awesome

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Wipe-clean pages, too
*winks*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:58, Reply)

What kind of fucking name is Mog.
Couldn't they come up with something better than Mog. What about Matthew, Mohammed or Montazuma.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Mog is a fucking CAT.
I cannot think of a more appropriate name.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Except King Mog lord of all the house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

apart from that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

But Mog was female, so it's totally innapropriate

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I don't remember the one
where you got a closeup of Mog's genitalia. I think you're projecting your own gender stereotypes onto an innocent cat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I'm thinking of a totally different series of books about a cat called Mog

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

naturally
I always liked the one where they got a fucking awesome car*


*note: memories in excess of 20 years old are not rigorously assessed for quality or accuracy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

memories bummings
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)

memories kind of covers that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)

If you think it's shit, it's probably worth a watch.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Go on then.
Hope you enjoy it. Brad Pitt's 'comedy' character is particularly embarrassing, sorry, 'quirky'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

No I didn't watch it.
The next question discriminates against me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

So you don't have nipples then?
That's very unusual for a girl
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Her boobs are like two big meat-eggs.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)

TV? No chance. I spent last night polythening the house up
as walls are being knocked down today. Looks like a zombie apocalypse movie set now.

Good news: the building of the new kitchen started this morning. Bad news: we have damp - the weather textured coating stuff on the back of the house is cracked and leaking and needs to be taken off and repaired. It's times like these when I hate being a grown up.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

We've got damp in our kitchen
I just manfully ignore it and plan to repaint the day before anyone comes to look at our house if we sell.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I tried that in the bedrom (fnarr) and the wet patch went all bubbly.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

In the kitchen it's gone all dusty and one bit has gone rusty
where the steel corner is rusting.

But that takes a few days to come out, so in the meantime it looks fine.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)

You can buy special paint for damp walls
special in that it costs twice as much
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I bet it doesn't work

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Seems unlikely
much like "one coat" paint often has to be applied twice.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Use rubberised waterstain covering paint.
Works like a dream for a few days. Even after that it isn't too bad.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)

We're going to be here for the next 5 years, it looks like,
so I think I'm going to have to MTFU and face the ruinous financial pain, otherwise the new kitchen might disintegrate.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Damp in your kitchen?
What are you gonna do?

Repeat, then try to stop thinking of it.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Never touch anyhting, you'll only uncover worse things!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

At least you can drink now you're a grown up!
..oh
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

bah

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

little finger, clearly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Nips
There's more than one way to skin a cat, and I don't want a physical deformity.
Imagine having a fingertip missing, or webbed fingers or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Little finger tip.
I love my nipples, and being able to lick them.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Loosing the sensation on my nipples
They're far too sensitive, making quite a few normal things painful.

And I like my little finger.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)