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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That thread has too many pictures
I'm going to go and see Kick Ass tomorrow, then do some shopping as I'm cooking for some mates.
But what should I cook them that doesn't involve me being stuck in the kitchen too much, but shows off my incredible cooking skills?

ALT Q: Macdonalds, Burger King, KFC or Wimpey?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:39, 100 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Something like a delicious casserole
where you can do lots of prep and then bang it in the oven for ages, leaving mingling time.

Or a nommelicious stir fry. I know stir fry is piss easy but sometimes the simplest is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Kick Ass is fucking incredible. Enjoy it.
Try not to get too turned on by Hit Girl you big nonce.

None. I'd rather go hungry.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I was going to say the same
watched it last night. fucking brilliant. especially when hit girl calls people cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)
I want to be Hit Girl.
That film would be no where near as good if it wasn't for her.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)
she does a good job
I totally didn't know Nick Cage was in it until he appeared
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Thats brought the total number of films in which I can stand Nic Cage up to two.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)
the other being....
so, turns out, the guy playing Kick Ass is English and was born in the same place as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Con Air.
Did you know the guy who plays Kick Ass is 19, but is engaged to a 42 year old.
*bokes*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)
that's a tiny bit weird
Not quite Harold and Maude, but still strange
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)
It happens the other way round all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)
just found that out
he's knocked her up
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)
I've known for ages.
If I'd bothered going to be an extra in that film he wouldn't have knocked her up.
Auld cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)
he would've knocked you up instead
and then you'd be engaged to a 19 year old
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)
two simultaneous methods of contraception tells me he wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Hahahahahah

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)
*narrows eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)
WAH!
What you doing that for!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Yeah, the pill and being a man.
Can't you remember these things?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I've been busy

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
This is NO EXCUSE

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, Reply)
I think you will find that it is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:09, Reply)
:)
La manzanita remembers
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
:D
I'm practising for next week.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, Reply)
good werk!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)
It's such a waste.
He's so fit, it makes me sad.
Ah well, he'll be on the market again in a few years anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Totally

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
The Rock?
Con Air?
That one where he drinks himself to death that's quite good?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Oh who could forget Face Off
I loved that film.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Con Air.
And thats only because its epic and has three of my favourite actors in it.

I didn't like Face/Off, I got annoyed by that face strokey thing that John Travolta kept doing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)
How can you not like The Rock?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I bet she doesn't like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson either

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)
I'm neutral
He was acceptable in the Mummy 2.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
he's only in that as a CGI scorpion!
watch Walking Tall and Welcome to the Jungle
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)
NO!
That bit was shit!
He was in the beginning bit as well, where he shouts a lot and then eats a scorpion.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:09, Reply)
rubbish
watch the Scorpion King
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:10, Reply)
I've seen bits.
Seems alright.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:15, Reply)
He is a very sensitive and considerate lover.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Wrestling mind piss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Never seen it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
it's great

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)
It's very great

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)
I'll probably never watch it.
Who else is in it?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Sean Connery
Ed Harris
John C McGinley

in fact, that is proof that it is great, because the only thing that Ed Harris has done that wasn't awesome was some Vauxhall ads
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:10, Reply)
And it is standard Michael Bay shite
of the highest order. Now there's someone I'd kick in the nads if I ever got the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:12, Reply)

kick in the nads bum furiously
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:15, Reply)
I'm not going anywhere
You don't have to take over my duties!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:16, Reply)
I couldn't resist.
I was torn between that and saying "see if he jizzes a rainbow"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Hmmmm
I wonder if he does jizz a rainbow...
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:21, Reply)
He jizzes massive explosions
That's why he is banned from the Hollywood Bukakae club
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Its Michael Bay,
He probably jizzes a stream of firey robots that explodee as they hit the ground, but you can't see it anyway because of all the cuts to different angles.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Sean Connery?
I'm there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)
good girl

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:15, Reply)
And yet when I tell people
Kirsty Wark would totally get it all over the face, they look at me like *I'm* the weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)
*googles*
Freak.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:18, Reply)
You like a bald, old former milkman whose real name is
Tam!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Sean Connery.
SEAN. CONNERY.

This is the man who can make any nationality sound Scottish.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:27, Reply)
And a man who loves his country so much
He lives on some foreign island on a tax dodge. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:33, Reply)
She looks like you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Of course
I knew there was a reason I found her soooooo sexy
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)
You're sick

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)
And I'm all yours ;)

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Hush!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, Reply)
No ta
I'll have one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Bastard get back to /board

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Steak
Ask them how they like it cooked and do it accordingly. If they're vegetarian, give them some tofu.

As for the second one, well, I don't do it very often, but if I had to:

McD's, BK, KFC and then Wimpy, in that order of preference.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Burger King, every time
I've already said it once this week, but you can't go wrong with Lasagne.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)
cook this
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2818/ovenbaked-risotto-

but replace the cherry tomatoes with roasted butternut squash, and serve with peppered fried queen scallops on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I don't like oven cooked rissoto.
Just do it on the pan it only takes 20 minutes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)
you don't have to stand over it though
and that oven-cooked risotto works really well. as good as cooked on the hob in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I was contemplating risotto, when it's good it's soo good
mostly ballsed up I find though.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
that oven-cooked one is so easy
it's hard to balls up. and it is delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)
I meant by pubs and restaurants really

I may try it, as it gives me tyhe freedom to drink moar wine
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)
that recipe is a good basis for other oven-cooked risottos
like chorizo and red wine...

*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I was thinking along thsoe lines

I have a Catalan friend out in Barcelona and he makes the most astonishing risotto, so so good.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)
my friend Stacey is an astonishingly good cook
we had fresh crab and chorizo risotto at hers on NYE. it was fucking unbelievable
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I found the violence in Kick Ass a bit disturbing
just a bit.

When you've seen it you'll know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Also,
piiiiiiiie
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I think you can make a crock pot curry, I've got a recipe at hizzome
none of the above
Arby's is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Is that merkin?
I seem to remeber the Simpsons taking the piss out of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)
yeah
Arby's is awesome though, not like McEnema's
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)
What does it sell?

Eggs over easy, french toast and free coffee refills?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)

a
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)
and the 'd'
should be capitalised
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Don't be so pedantic.
Psychochomp doesn't leave til next week.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)
And it's pronounced 'muck'

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)
fatty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I'm going to a chinese buffet tonight.
I've got a low opinion of buffet chineses but have heard good things about this one, so am really looking forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)
All you can eat?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I'm out for thai food this evening
I don't think I've every had thai food
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)
the fuck have you been???

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I have led a sheltered life

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)
I din;t mean that!
I mean where the bleedin ell have you been all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)
uh...sorry
I was sewing what turned out to be an elaborate cummerbund with a hidden pocket. Also,I actually did some work. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)
I'm supa dupa fly ta!
I've got tomorrow off, then lunch with my mate, then dinner with a young man who isn't my boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)
¬_¬

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Where there's shit there's flies!
Don't worry, my dearest darling, it's a sibling date with little Chris, my pretend brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:11, Reply)
SCANDAL!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:11, Reply)
it's how I roll, dude

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:13, Reply)
lolfatty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)
bleev

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:15, Reply)

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