Good morning, interweb people!
The weekend is shaping up to be a good one - free fries at Jack In The Box today, camping tonight with the boys and a tournament tomorrow.

What are you lot up to? And if any of you have had to miss flights because of the volcano, I'm sorry.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:00, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is this about Vipros' trousers?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Oh, maybe that's where the dust cloud is coming from....

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)

No that's from his "earthy" humour
AHAHAHA
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Or his earthy humour
actually I'm going to move this it's funnier above
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:34, Reply)

I just got the best text off my mate
"I'm on a bus motherfucker,
yes I'm riding on a bus.
Never thought I'd be on a bus
where my neighbour keeps dribbling pus"

The best thing is, it's probably true
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Coffee splutter!
That was funny.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I really like how people seem to be taking the volcano as a personal insult.
Today in the paper, one guy was quoted as saying:

"It's health and safety gone mad. I can't see any dust in the sky. I was meant to be going to Malaga."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)

wow
what a tit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I know.
BLOODY NATURE, RUINING HIS HOLIDAY.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:11, Reply)

At least he wasn't meant to be in Poland.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Stop trying to kick the forum dog, you bastard.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, Reply)

OH MY GOG!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Gog frowns on internet bullys
HE FROWNS!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Don't you force your gog onto me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:41, Reply)

What if gog was one of us, just a slob like one of us, tryin' to make his way home....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Thanks Peter Gog

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Good grief!
What a knob.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I bet everyone in Malaga
is gutted he's not there showing them how to really party.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)

The only people in Malaga are rancid Brits
and greasy Spaniards trying to rip off rancid brits.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I'm flying out on wed morning, coming from someone who doesn't read the news, do you reckon it'll clear up by then?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

The Daily Mail reckons it'll be SIX MONTHS.
... So, Monday?

It all depends on a) how long mother nature wants to stop holidays for and b) if the wind is in the right direction, I suppose...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:18, Reply)

yeah
but when was the Daily Mail ever right?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Yeah', it is pretty modest these days.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:10, Reply)

As long as the volcano stops spewing ash within the next couple of days.
And as long as the ash is dispersed at cruising altitude. There's a good chance airspace will re-open by then.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)

The problem is
last time it erupted, it erupted for two years. And the one next door to it erupted too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:35, Reply)

it's a conspiracy
by eco-nazis
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Good point.
CNN didn't mention that. I really should have got my info from the BBC.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:40, Reply)

I tried the outdoor pool at the gym today
Weather was gorgeous and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I did 20 lengths and lazed around in the outdoor jacuzzi. Woo! Not really a proper workout but my hangover meant I nearly didn't go at all...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Swimming is awesome for hangovers.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:23, Reply)

That's what I figured
definitely wasn't up for a "proper" gym session.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Well I was supposed to visit my best mate from Uni today
but she's stuck in Dubai which is a bit rubbish. Still, she's safe and sound and having a whale of a time to all intents and purposes.
I think I shall go buy beer.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:35, Reply)