alright cunts
I know it's woah late there and you've all probably fucked off
but I'm bored off my face
I've got an hour and a half of work left and then I'm going swimming.

What are you looking forward to??
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:37, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Special dinner tomorrow
Meh only half posted. You going swimming in the sea?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:38, Reply)

ooooooooooooh noice

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I'm cooking it and all
I can't actually cook, but /offtopic has suggested some recipes that look good, and there will be enough wine that it doesn't matter
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Enjoy the dinner!
You'll be fine with the cooking, there were lots of easy recipes posted!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Not much
Instead, I'll tell you about bad things:
- I have lots of work to do, all weekend and all of next week.
- The fancy shoelaces on my shoes just snapped. I don't think repairing them is going to be just as simple as typing them back together/as a Daily Mail reader.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Rest day tomorrow
So am looking forward to not a lot. Might go somewhere disgustingly unhealthy for lunch but ill probably offset that by the gym so that's a no score draw.

This said, that one solitary rest day is an oasis in a sea of work til next Saturday :( Give me a fact about the States which will make me more envious of our colonial cousins and want to move there even more.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I am looking forward to
kicking ass tomorrow and winning both biggest fish overall and biggest fish in the female tournament
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Cunt me in the fuck if you like
but why is there a female tourney? Surely the fish doesn't know/care if the person holding the rod has boobs or not?
(bill, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Fuctifiknow.
Most tournaments are across the board, but there are 1200 people in this one so that might have something to do with it
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:31, Reply)

I'm out of the cast
and into a removable boot for my ankle now. As the cast wasn't a real one (not plaster, just elastic bandages holding a splint in place) no one could sign it. The boot, however, has these nice rigid struts along the sides that can be written on.

So I'm looking forward to my kids signing my boot.
( Wanderer, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:00, Reply)

I'm off to the football tomorrow
Which is nice, but I've since discovered it's on BBC2 so I could have stayed at home and had nice cups of tea and a sandwich while I watched instead of an expensive cup of goat piss and a dodgy pie.

But hopefully the weather will be as good as it was today!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

you know what?
Im looking forward to being happy for at least most of the time.

Not much of an ambition in life, but thats mine, not too much to ask for I reckon
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I've got an abcess in my armpit
which I have to have lanced on Monday. I'm really looking forward to that...not...especially after the hell I went through with the abcess on my tit.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:23, Reply)

I'm quite sure I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Ouchie.
I'd be too tempted to attempt self-surgery on one of them.

I removed three verrucas a few years back that conventional freezing and that couldn't kill off. I won!

Take that, medical diplomas!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Trying to squeeze the stuff out
just made me hit the ceiling, and I kind of already resigned myself to having the professionals do it. All caused by shaving my armpits!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Ouch again.
But, still, I'd do the same...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Bleaurgh!

(bill, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:16, Reply)

4 Days off
and the F1 this weekend, a nice combo I think!

Edit: I haven't been swimming in far too long, I should probably go for a splash about this weekend!
(bill, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Have you seen the Buemi accident?
Looks like he accidentally hit the "Jettison Wheels" button.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:30, Reply)