It's about time you start to breed then.
Still time for a couple of rugrats.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yeah!
With added risk of chromosonal failure FTW! What would you prefer, an autist or a spacker?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Sometimes my self-restraint impresses me.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I think I'd like an autist.
After all it's what I'm used to.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

But would you prefer a high functioning autist
that can communicate effectively but who lacks important social skills, or one at the lower end of the scale that can't talk and shits themselves on a regular basis?

These are important decisions.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Someone like JMG.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Think of the future
Get the high functioning autist who can at least be steered into a high-paying job as some sort of computing ace so that you can at least live off their vast wealth when retirement comes. Not that I'm being at all mercenary about this.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Pick'n'mix time, is it?
Can I have one of each, please?

I'll be in my trailer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:58, Reply)

We've been over this
You can't put them in a ring and make them fight each other whilst you take bets.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I still think I should be allowed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Get some WELSH cousins to fuck.
The resulting offspring would be kings/queens of the special.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Allowed to collect retards, mongs and autists?
For "The Stupendous Monty Boyce's Amazing Travelling Birth Defect Show"?

Yeah, I'd pay for a ticket.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I could team up with my midget-and-freak obsessed brother
This has massive potential.


*makes appointment to see New Business Manager at bank*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Mongs R Us.
The idea has potential. I think doing away with Bedlam, and travelling freak shows, destroyed the British Empire.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:11, Reply)

And dwarf throwing.
Apparently this is not pc.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

If they misbehave
You can just put them on a high shelf.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

My brother has a newspaper clipping
of a guy who was deprived of his living by this noble sport being banned. It was an impassioned plea for common sense: effectively 'if I want to be thrown around pubs for money, why can't I'.

Personally I think CGI will ulitmately put 'de little peeple' out of work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:21, Reply)

The world has gone mad.
*shakes head*
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Well, if you're providing 'employment' to those in need of 'special care'
You can play the Equal Opportunities Card.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:13, Reply)

If you're angling for the PR job, it's yours.
I like the way you're handling the potential negative spin that nay-sayers and the 'PC brigade' might try to put on what is clearly a purely altruistic venture.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

My mate's cousin is a dwarf, he's always described her as a perfect blow job machine.
Someone commented if she got a flat top hair cut, you could skin up on her head at the same time. This is one of the best ideas EVER.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I like your mate.
I like him a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

The man speaks a lot of sense
After all, you can't skin up on a Dyson...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I tried once.
The Rizlas fell off.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)

+ unless you cut me in for a piece of the action.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:02, Reply)