But why would you watch 99% of a show just to hold out for the 1% that's good?
That's like watching the whole of fucking Titanic for the one scene where Kate Winslet gets her knockers out.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

1hr 53 minutes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Glad someone looked that up
You've just saved me about three hours of my evening...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

She flops them out in loads of films.
And they were in better shape in 'Hideous Kinky'
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

This is very useful information.
Rest assured, I shall think of you in gratitude as I fast-forward through these films with my member throbbing in anticipation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I think she gets her muff out in Jude as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

She does indeed but it's terrifyingly hirsute. And Christopher Eccleston is dour and Northern in the very same scene.
Not worth it, to be honest.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Contemporaneously hairy - give an actress her due.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Well, it was set in the 19th century
I doubt that the concept of downstairs grooming had been invented then.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I would be prepared to suspend disbelief
If it had craftily cultivated into, say, the shape of a dinosaur
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Stegosaurus FTW!
Or a Triceratops. Imagine being confronted with a pubic recreation of massive horny plates?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

'Pubic recreation' sounds like fun to me
A bit like a playground for those who are just sprouting grass on the wicket.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I'm set in the 19th Century.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Oh how wrong you are!
Boudoir razors have been popular since the back end of the 1800s. I've seen them in antique shops!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

i saw part of an interview with her
where she was talking about having to wear a cuntwig for that role (I believe the phrase was something along the lines of "a landing strip just wouldn't do")
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)

so she hired some American to hang on
what some Merkins will do for money
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I don't watch it normally
At the weekend there was a few people at mine while I was cooking, and they had it on. I only caught the gymnasts and the vomiting guy (who seems an absolute legend).

And I only found Diversity by flicking onto it last year. I'll admit, I then watched the next round to see if they were as funny, and they were.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I just wait for someone to post the awesome acts on Youtube

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Look up the vomiting guy
Absolutely genius.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:22, Reply)

But so so pointless, 3 minutes of diversion and then what?

a world vomiting tour?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I always think that about these acts that burp the national anthem and stuff
it's hardly going to stretch out to a full show.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)