Blue with white spots.
I'm 30, internet. THIRTY. As such, I am hungover today.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:55, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

haha old

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

:(

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Codger!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Bummer!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Bumderist!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Hello old man
did you have a fun day yesterday?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I did thank you. I went on the all the Rollercoasters.
We saw a guy that was in S Club 7. The years have not been kind.

How are you?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Shhh!
He's listening to Ian Dury.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Sorry
his earthy humour and barbed lyrics just made me drift away.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

drift away gush like an Icelandic volcano.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I'm currently mopping up ejaculate
from my keyboard.


Using my tongue.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Has the air traffic around London been locked down again?
You should really do something about that flaky bell-end skin condition you know; it causes havoc with the air intakes of jet engines,
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

He just *gets* me, y'know?
Man, I hope someone posts some deep and meaningful lyrics soon.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

It's getting to CaveDuck time of night

Better start remebering your first dead dog so we can all have a cry together
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I cry because he thinks I'm a one trick pony
Nelly Furtado wrote a song which describes the way I feel perfectly,

It goes like this:


I am not a one-trick pony
I am not a one-trick pony
I really feel nothing can hold me
I really feel no one can own me

Nobody can control me
Nobody can conform me
Nobody can disown me
Nobody can ignore me

So slow down
One-trick pony

I am not a one-trick pony
I am not a one-trick pony
For you i will not dance
For you i will not prance

And where I was last
I'll never be at
And After that
I've already passed

So slow down
And hear this sound
One-trick pony

Yeah, you do it for a price
I can see it in your eyes
See that role was never mine
cause i don't want to stand in line
See how that one-trick story goes
If she weren't on time you'd never know
cause a one-tick pony steals the show

So back down
To the ground
And chill out

Girl, you better shape up, girl, you better shape up
Yeah, you better shape up
Yeah, just keep your chin up
No half ass...no half ass
(She's coming undone, she's coming undone)

One-trick pony
Ride ride ride


You see

*wipes away a tear*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I don't know how anyone could think that al.
Why would they say these things? WHY?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Some people are just cruel
Cruel, evil, horrifically ugly people.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Oh Hi DiT!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

*Sobs uncontrolably*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

#DiT is old, DiT is old#
Man, you're getting old. Proper old.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

You young kids! I know your dad! Get a haircut!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

There's still enough rows in excel to fit everyday of your life in.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Token fact of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Welcome to the dirty 30s
We consider you a member of the 30s community.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Welcome!
I'm 30 too, and it doesn't feel so bad, eh? Just run a bit slower and nobody will notice you are out of breath.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I read that as 3D
and I was like "what? everyone's 3D"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

KITTY FIND ME A BLACK CLOCHE HAT

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I'm on it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

How about this?
www.etsy.com/listing/21179192/bogo-sale-womens-cloche-black-with-pink?ref=sr_list_26&ga_search_query=black+cloche+hat&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[0]=tags&includes[1]=title

Or do you want it to be made of felt?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Felt or even straw/lace
The knitted ones aren't posh enough for the dress.
i'm mixing my eras because the dress is technically 60s style, but will look ok dressed up flapperish.

Failing that a nice veil will do but I can make one of those.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

How bout this?
www.etsy.com/listing/45678377/classic-finished-brim-cloche-womens-soft?ref=sr_list_5&ga_search_query=felt+flapper+hat&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[0]=tags&includes[1]=title

Is it urgent? These guys ship from America y'see.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I have until August
or June.

I like that last one in shape, but the material is a bit casual.
You're doing bloody well here Kitz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Ok I have one more and I think this one is a winner
www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/Scala-Hats-Black-Stone-Cloche-P123477/

EDIT: Does it have to be black? The leopard print one is cheaper haha
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

We might have a winner!
I may have to stuff it with paper as it's one size only and my head is the size of a rosary bead.
But it IS what I'm on about.
Reckon I could tie a big bow round it?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

OH MY GOD KITZO!!
Look at the suggestion below www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/sur-la-tete-Hats-Clara-Cloche-P125621/

and look at its NAME!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'm confused
where am I looking?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I meant Clara was a suggestion below the one from this site that you suggested ^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Ahhh
It's like a sign
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Aye, if you buy a satin ribbon you could use that to cinch it in a bit
but I've now found this and I think it surpasses all others
www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/Elope-Clown-Fish-Hat-for-Kids-P556075/
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Go on you fucker!
Right, this, or the one with the sequin burst, cos Clara is sold out
www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/Scala-Hats-Cloche-with-Velvet-Band-P123410/

Which one?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I think I like the sequin burst one more
it's more flappery :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

me too
i'm getting it!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I just lolled at the thought of Roota dressed by Committee.
Who nominates Kitty as Chair?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Only if you wear the appropriate glasses
Don't be dumb
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Hmmph.
I'll be 40 later this year. What's that all afuckingbout, eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Pfft. Youngling.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:32, Reply)