Al
+ A thoroughly good laugh in real life
- Claims to be a real Geordie are suspicious and insubstantiated

Monty
+ Top bloke, travelled all the way down the Northern Line to meet me in the pub
- Possibly a colossal secret bumder

Psychochomp
- Looks like Gok Wan
+ Did give us mouseovers and the ultimate QotW Fail viz. that Israeli feller

Darth Foxtrot
+ Hot missus
- Puts up very well with constant ribbing about being a tremendous bumder

Vipros
+ Nice guitar and beard
- Smug; increasing Britain's carbon footprint on account of the sheer number of croissants that have to be ferried across specially from France

Chickenlady
+ Writes well; always used to make me laugh
- Hardly ever here these days
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't fucking look like gok wan.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I wouldn't have known/guessed
if you hadn't told us that someone else said you did and then linked us to an ever-so-slightly corroborating photo. You've only got yourself to blame for that one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

You're thinking of Darth Foxtrot,
I'm significantly less gay looking than him.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

It's not so much about the relative bumdertude
as the uncanny resemblance.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I think it's the aura of absolute and undeniable
Campness
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Is that to say
"He positively radiates GAY"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Yep
As in: Don't get too close, you might catch it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm now imagining Chompy
as a bad Gok Wan impersonator, in the guise of an angel, albeit with loafers on his feet and a flashing rainbow halo...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Riding a pink unicorn
and wearing guyliner.
and a cardigan
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

You look like this guy
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01002/SNF1102TVEE-180_1002830a.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Nah! Chompy isn't that cheerful looking.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

and this guy
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00443/car_280_443529a.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Ooh, now you mention it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Haha!
*clicks*
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Yes, yes, YES!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

he looks much more like Duncan Norville

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I think chompy has gone off in a sulk
My job here is done.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

No I'm doing very important work.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Does it involve sulking?
Or are you busy internet stalking someone?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Analysing current call flows and roster fulfillment to try to save the monthly kpis.
Rearraging breaks and estimating the amount and allocation of overtime that'll be needed today to avoid penalties, informing managment about it all and booking a conference call.

It's all done now though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

medal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I'm pretty shit hot when I want to be

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

hot when I want to be
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Analysing current call flows and roster fulfillment to try to save the monthly kpis. Rearraging breaks and estimating the amount and allocation of overtime that'll be needed today to avoid penalties, informing managment about it all and booking a conference call. Stalking all the hot girls I have on facebook.

Hope you intend to clean up after yourself.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I put my used tissues in a crisp packet so the cleaner can't smell them as she empties the bin.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

That sounds like the voice of a pro office wanker.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I gave up my amateur status quite some time ago.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

clicking this :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Thank you!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Am I right in assuming it's a bumper family size crisp packet?
I may well pass on this tip to Sweary Jr....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Ewwwwww.
Tell him to use his underpants, and to do his own laundry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Is this because I haven't mentioned anything about your new photos?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It wasn't, actually.
But now you bring it up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

You can almost see your vag in one of them.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I know, that's why I'm not using it as my profile picture.
Thanks ever so for spotting that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I opened it with photoshop
and drew hairs coming out of the sides of your shorts and then imagined scolding you for letting yourself go to such a degree.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Again, thanks
Maybe I'll just grab the alcohol and run away at Download.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Here's an idea, you could take down that picture

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

No.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Ok then

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Well, I'm glad we got that one sorted.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I think it's time we both moved on with our lives

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Okay.
I've forgotten about it already.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I haven't looked yet, I've been busy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

quite a complete list

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't know enough about you to provide plus and minus points

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I am an amorphous blur
well known fact
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Ah, well that makes it easier...
Amberl:
- Amorphous blur
+ Said blur could, in theory, be morphed into a shape that is deeply erotic
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Amberl
+reads loads of books
-but not enough history
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Nup, I'm not on it
It's obviously shit.

Amberl:
+ Friendly and tends to reply to things
- Probably sees my J'daaath more than I do :( And probably has no idea who my J'daaath is.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Lampito
+ Also an aficionado of the Molesworth books, ergo good taste in literature
- Erm...don't know enough to say, if I'm honest
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Lampito
+ If you get her drunk she'll suck you off in the pub toilets
- She won't remember the next day.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Easy
Both plus and a minus I guess
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

+ Bassist (?)
which is worth about 3 pluses.
- Scientist (?)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Correct on both counts
Have another '+' for paying attention, although that does lead me to:

- Seems to have something against scientists
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Oh, another plus
+ Likes crows

I like crows. And magpies, which I think are part of the same family.

I don't really. Physics? Or is that Penguin of Death?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Hey!
I'm a scientist :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You're hot
you get away with it.

C.F. Ex-boyfriend
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Yay :D
Ahh, I see. There are quite a lot of hot life scientists in my lectures.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

+ Correctly surmised that magpies were in the same family as crows!
I am indeed physics, PoD might be the same but I don't know very much about him.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I have a very, very strange memory
I take in a lot of stuff :) I think you told me they were, as I said I loved them
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Magpies are awesome
They're family Corvidae, which is sufficient to call them 'crows,' but they're a different genus to crows, jackdaws, ravens and rooks. Still very close relatives and alarmingly intelligent: my mother reported seeing one pick up a piece of hard, stale bread off her lawn the other day and, rather than try and struggle through it, dunked it in the pond to soften it first....because A CROW WOULD KNOW!

(EDIT: sorry, I really can bang on about crows if you set me off...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Hahahahah
no no problem. Magpies are apparently self-aware.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I remember reading that article
It makes you think about how much of our own behaviour we don't normally think about - like recognising our own reflections - when we start seeing crows exhibiting these things that we'd normally take for granted. The corvid revolution is beginning, I tell you!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

"Take in a lot of stuff"
Fnarr
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Lampito
+ nice and does a great subject
- she doesn't think she's pretty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Thank you :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)