The popular page is getting small again.
Say something funny, and if you can't think of anything funny insult someone.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:27, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you're a dick

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Would looking at naked pictures of you make the veiwer a paedo?
Being as you're a little girl and all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

If you want naked pictures of me just ask.
I'm going to say no, but you can still ask.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I've got twice as many entries on the popular page as you
mathematically that makes me twice as funny as you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

No it doesn't.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)

yes it does.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I have no funnies.
So does that mean I have zero on the popular page?
(JohntheDane, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)

go and look
you'll notice my TWO entries and Psychochomp's single entry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

One of those is legitimate,
the other is just insulting me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

insulting you is a popular pasttime

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I saw a trailer for the new Robin Hood film
do you think Bryan Adams was upset that his services weren't required for the soundtrack?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)

the best Robin Hood film is Men In Tights
followed by Disney's Robin Hood.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:39, Reply)

fuck you, prince of thieves is a great film.
"This is English courage"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Prince of Thieves is dreadful
Kevin Costner is the worst actor of all time. I can't even describe how awful he is. He ruins whatever film he is in, no matter how great the potential is.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

but but but
it has the line "I'll gouge out his heart with a spoon" in it :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Men in Tights
has the line "A chastity belt?! That's going to chafe my willy!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I can't believe how fucking wrong you lot are.
PoT is awesome, watch it again this weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I'm not wasting my weekend shouting at Kevin Costner for being the worst actor in the world
I have more important things to do.

Like perving on Cary Elwes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

DO AS I SAY!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

you're not the boss of me
so ner
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I was saying I liked it!
You woolley eared twatbagger
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I was nearly an extra in it.
But I slept in and missed the bus to the casting call. Personally I think Hollywood had a narrow escape.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)

you never know, you could have saved it
if you had accidentally tripped on some of the light rigging and caused it to crush Kevin Costner's skull.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I like it when they land at Dover, "We will be in Nottingham by nightfall"
Horses that do warp speed obviously
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

At a gallop horses can travel 30mph
It's about 160miles from Dover to Nottingham, they got to dover at dawn, if it was summer it was possible they could get there by nightfall.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Only Good Thing
The only good thing about the Kevin Costner nonsensefest was Alan Rickman. 100% FACT.
(JohntheDane, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

subject
content

no one writes like that on b3ta.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

writes s that me

admittedly a bit shoddy, but the message is there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

You can stick your galloping horses up your arse sunshine
by which I mean good point, well made
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

wouldn't that kill the horses?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

It's 5 and a half hours straight galloping,
you've got plenty of time to change horses and shit before sunset.
Learn some maths
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

how would you change horses?
surely any horses brought with you would still be travelling at the same speed and therefore be almost as knackered.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

It's like Hertz rent-a-car.
Pick up and drop off at any point in the UK and some patsy will come and get your vehicle. You just need to ensure that they have the same level of straw in them when you finish as when you collected them, otherwise you end up paying an over-inflated fuel surcharge.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

You'd change them at towns/pubs/coach houses and shit
trade in your tired horses for a new one. They used to do that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

My answer is better.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 13:10, Reply)

You forgot that they will charge you for scratches that were already present on the horse
Also these horses are the best for handbrake turns
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

And Hadrian's Wall
Is, of course, in very close proximity to Sherwood Forest.

Or am I thinking of a different film?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

You're thinking of the the 1997 film "Robin Hood V's The Romans"
which was gay porn
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

that reminds me
I still haven't seen Mega Shark v Giant Octopus.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

It is tempting
if only for the title
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)

There's a scene with a wall in it,
they never say it's hadrians though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I've only seen it once.
Bloody Americans, coming over here, stealing our folklore and getting upstaged by Alan Rickman.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

and brian blessed.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

...and the horses.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Was he in it as well?
I don't remember. But it must be about 15 years since I saw it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

He was Lord Loxely Robin's father

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

You mean
HE WAS LORD LOXLEY ROBIN'S FATHER!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I've had so many posts corrected by Monty, I just spent 3 mins rereading this looking for the correction

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

It is though,
I remember finding the tree that the kid is hiding in on a school trip.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Nah, it's "Robin of Sherwood"
the finest* tv program to be filmed in Somerset.


*Only
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)

ooh I forgot about Maid Marion and her Merry Men
that was excellent viewing
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I used to really fancy Marion
I would have furtive thoughts about her during school lessons. It took me a while to realise that the black guy was cat from Red Dwarf.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:43, Reply)

That was THE best

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

It's a crying shame they don't make childrens' programmes that good any more

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:10, Reply)

you've got a tractor trailer arse and an alligator mouth
fuck right off
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Go and bum an ox

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I once tried to kill myself by overdosing on multi vitamins but I just woke up in the morning feeling fantastic.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

office lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I tried to commit suicide with the homeopathic method
I took 1/50th of a paracetamol, and fuck all happened. Apparently i didn't believe in it strongly enough.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Try harder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Excellent, then you can make a list of twenty "internet funny insults"
and email it to your mum, who is your best friend.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Bumder.
Sorry, there's just no point trying any harder.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 5 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)