New Thread: now with 50% more boobs
I read the other day that Kate Hudson has had a boob job. This made me sad because she was the pioneer of small-breasted women. I feel let down.

Who has disappointed you recently and what are you going to do about it?

*I am also disappointed that Psychochomp isn't coming to my cupcake party because I want to spend time with him*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:15, 85 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

because I want to spend time with in him*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Yeah I want to test his gag reflex by making a fist with my left hand and ramming it down his throat
I might have misread the instructions.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

kinky

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)

because I want to spend time with in him
+ with a strap-on
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I feel you're missing the question and focusing too much on the potential fisting

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I feel that you don't share priorities with DG and I
;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)

me, not I
grammar fail
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Really?
I was always unsure, but I was told at a grammar school.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)

the rule for the most part is that you remove the 'and X' bit
and if the sentence still makes sense without the other person then it's right. If you took DG out of the sentence, you wouldn't say "share priorities with I", you would say me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Thanks!
:)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

no problemo
all in a day's work for GRAMMAR GIRL!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)

GOOD WORK!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'm like Batgirl
to your Batman
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Was she the one in Almost famous?
I need to waste the next 43 minutes.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

yes.
and lots of romcoms, more often than not with Matthew McCona(don't know how to spell the rest of that).

Although one of them is an acceptable romcom, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, it's pretty funny even for blokes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I have seen that, it's not what I'd call a good film.
p.s. As I said below, move your party to sunday and I'll head up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

"it's pretty funny even for blokes."
That says to me that I, as a bloke, will probably be bored to tears by it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

There's a good question...
Do women actually find romantic comedies funny, or do they just find them entertaining because the story tends to be quite saccharine and has a couple of weak laughs along the way?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I don't really like rom coms
although I found How to Lose a Guy really funny and so do most of the men I know who've been forced to watch it. Give it a go with an open mind. It's obviously got a soppy ending but it's amusing for the rest of it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Oh, I've tried to watch several of them
Including the inexplicably fabled Four Weddings. Some, I admit, were better than others, some failed to even raise a smile. Though I have now got the slightly judgemental stage of being able to watch the trailer for one of them and think, "That's going to be shit." Not that I won't try your recommendation, of course!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Eugh, Four Weddings was shit
But not as bad as Love Actually.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Love, Actually was fucking awful
Although Bill Nighy's hamming it up as the aged rock star made the whole thing slightly more bearable. Four Weddings I could swear blind did not have a single joke apart from that bloke signing "your flies are undone."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Oh god yeah they were both dreadful
and everyone quotes them as being the most watchable rom coms. Love actually was boring, although I quite liked Martine McCutcheon seducing the prime minister.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Except for Charlotte Coleman (Scarlet) - I'd like to have met Scarlet.
- and when I say met...
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

They are all,
without exception, 'fucking shit'.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

that's not true
that's like saying that all action films with Bruce Willis are brilli...oh wait.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Although I have enjoyed some chick flicks
One of them had Eliza Dushku in, and in one sequence she changed bikinis a lot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)

That should've won every Oscar.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Alright Tightsy!
It won the Oscar of my heart penis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Alright, Labia?
Ah, the penis Oscar. I'd write to her about that, if I was you.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I can see no flaw in this plan

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Then I shall proceed!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Grand thanks mate, and yourself and your-good-lady?
Maybe I'll include pictures, it looks more impressive after I've watched some of her scenes in Dollhouse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

No, you would be bored to tears by She's All That
How to Lose a Guy is funny.

My Best Friend's Girl is quite funny too, she's in that as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

She's filming for the movie adaption of one of my favorite books, Something Borrowed.
I didn't think they'd pick her. It's not a bad choice, but she doesn't best represent the character.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)

What's it aboot?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:38, Reply)

a girl sleeps with her best friend's fiance the night of her 30th birthday
Kate plays the best friend
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

The girl sounds like a horrific person
Why couldn't she just be glad that her friend's happy?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

no one is happy for anyone else
and if they say they are, they're lying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Oh, so cynical.
I'm even happy for b3tans who get lucky - people I've never met nor likely too. Are you sure you aren't sometimes?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm happy a friend of mine's surgery went well
and that they'll probably be able to walk again.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Excellent sharp turn into pathos there
She never saw it coming.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

THEY'RE REALLY GREAT, sOMETHING bORROWED AND sOMETHING bLUE
sOMETHING bLUE IS BETTER i THINK
BUT BOTH ARE GREAT
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

And it's a sharply written book that wll end up as weak rom-com slush.
Probably a re-run of 'My Best Friend's Wedding' or 'Forces of Nature'.

Not that I watch many chic-flics.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 16:45, Reply)

shirt alert!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

WOOP! WOOP!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I deny that.
Even if the book did make me cry.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

WOOP! WOOP!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I love small boobs.
She may have been a pioneer of small boobs, but I am a connoisseur of them. They are all of the win.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

So long as they don't make me think the girl is actually a small boy
Then sure, small boobs are good.

Boobs should always be in proportion to the lady's size.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Of course.
Big-fatty-boom-booms with small boobs are just wierd.

It probably has a lot to do with my small hands. I reckon AA at the smallest, B at the most.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

AA's practically concave

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Agnostic Antichrist is?
The poor boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

He deals with it well
*sniff* The trooper!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

This is no time to think of Iron Maiden songs.
HAVE YOU NO HEART?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:30, Reply)

One can't motorboat small boobs...
...only raspberry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:52, Reply)

If I wanted to use my speedboat on mammary-fat,
I'd phone your mum.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:07, Reply)

that's why I was upset when she succumbed to Hollywood
she was popular and lovely without big boobs. Although they're not huge now, just a little bit bigger, but still, hmph.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Cheer up flatty

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Pfft.
officelols!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I actually made an OMG face then
very close to being offended in real life there.

And very annoyed that I have to agree with you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Sure it's surgery?
Maybe she got fat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Another ruined pair of small boobs.
:(
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

smoobs

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Little tits aka lits

(Cave Duck, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Tiny jugs aka tugs

(Cave Duck, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Slight wangers aka slingers

(Cave Duck, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:38, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Took your time

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

He was busy reading his new book - Breasts for Dummies.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

You can't hurry breasts
No, you just have to wait
She said breasts don't come easy
It's a game of nips and fake
( broadsword, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

*Applause*

(TheColonel, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I bought a new camera
and am disappointed that my clumsy hands can't get the battery out to recharge it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Enough of that nonsense - how did it go?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I reckon I scraped a pass
and my tute went well, she told me I'd obviously put a lot of time into the reading for the essay. Had done the reading/essay in 6 hours
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:16, Reply)

- and of course it was still fresh in your mind.
Well done you. Got another year after all.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Cheers
I do feel a lot happier now than I did this morning
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Time to go home.
And please remember, tomorrow is
National Vote Labour Day!!

I shall be ferrying little old ladies and crips to and from the voting station, and not here. Be gentle with me on Friday.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)

you know that message
pretty much guarantees me not being nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Did you get your election night wake sorted out?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 5 May 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Indeed
a friend of mine is in London with Michael Gove for the night (in a non-gay way obviously)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Ha ha ha Gordon, human ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha

*breathes*

ha ha haha ha ha

He looks like someone melted a toad!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:28, Reply)

How odd that it clashes with
'Pour scorn on the entire political system, all politicians and the electorate in a nasty, sneering, supercilious way' day!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:32, Reply)

or
the entire political system, all politicians and the electorate everyone

If it's Monty's day
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:34, Reply)