Leg braces, apartheid, women not having the vote....
...wars with Germany, bodyline bowling, being able to flog the poor, easily obtained opiates, gin-houses, local girls who become prostitutes, music hall and good old fashioned racism.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Them were the days.
You forgot "white dog shit" though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I force feed the hounds with cow bones...
...just so I can rub children's faces in this rare delicacy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)

local girls still become prostitutes
it's just less obvious
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I want to pay for sex with royalty....
...who have fallen on hard times.
And squabble about the charges after.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Princess Madeleine of Sweden ...
... ditched her engagement a couple of weeks ago from a fellow commoner (a lawyer - albeit, I'm not a lawyer).

She's utterly gorgeous and wildly, magnificently out of my league.

For a start, I'm Danish - not Swedish - but even still. Wow.

princessculture.com/wordpress/?tag=princess-madeleine
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Wood!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)

If I were Swedish (and much better looking)
... so would I.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

who says you have to be Swedish?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Not sure
I think it's either Swedish law or convention. I believe that the consort of a royal has to be approved by the Swedish parliament in the same way that it has to be by the Danish parliament.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

But that just leads to them all being so inbred!
What they need is an influx of fresh genetic material from, say, some dirty Englishman, e.g., me. I'll make her feel my influx.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:56, Reply)

You mean
a *reverse* Viking invasion?

A bit of filthy Dane is necessary, I feel.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Is a 'Filthy Dane' similar to a 'Dirty Sanchez'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Having
just looked up the definition of Dirty Sanchez - no.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

The Swedish are cunts and everyone knows it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

^^^
What he said.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)