You young whippersnappers
I'm 50 in 17 days.

*wanders off muttering "I remember when all this was fields" etc etc*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You can actually remeber a time before the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I remember Blue Peter doing a piece
on "The Information Super Highway" where you would be able to play games and order pizza from your telly.

No mention of porn though.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I can remember a time before television.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I can remember a time before garlic bread.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

garlic...bread?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Just don't, alright.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

My thoughts exactly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

As I don't know what the thing I'm quoting actually comes from
(have only heard it from a friend) I'm not sure what you are getting at.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I demand an explanation.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

It's a massively overdone Peter Kay quote
Ignorance is not a crime in this case, we'll let you off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

It's a Peter Kay stand up routine
Whereby his father is so old and Northern that he has never heard of garlic bread or for the matter cheese cake. It's funny cos it's true and not Northenist as Peter Kay is a coal gargling whippet fondler as well.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Thank you - so glad I never got one of those new televisual thingies.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

But without one you can't watch The History of Science which is excellent
disregarding laptop internet watching
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I fucking despise Peter Kay and his shit northern "comedy"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

oh god me too
people say it's because I don't get it, but it's because it's not funny! It all consists of "isn't it funny when you do [trivial common activity] and then [trivial common event] happens".

I did quite enjoy it when he called Liam Gallagher a knobhead though and there is one of his jokes that made me laugh, which was "I'm doing some work on the roof this weekend with my stepladder; I don't get on with my real ladder".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)

He's a fat unfunny cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)