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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tonight Monty is going to order me a massive serving of hot meat
Which b3tan fills you right up with something gorgeous?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:13, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Captain V.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)
He said "massive"

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)
I said gorgeous too

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)
My bump is massive
and hormones will ensure I think my daughter is gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)
Oh, you meant the BABY!
I'm glad I didn't answer now...

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:22, Reply)
we all know who fills Roota
AM I RIGHT?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)
you knows it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Praise be!
('cept he don't look like the Lord any more)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)
Jesus has a big willy

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)
jesus built my hotrod
jerry lee lewis is the devil

all that was left for me to do was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I just look like him Al - I'm not ACTUALLY Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)
if you were you'd probably fuck your stigmata

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Can you turn water into funk?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)
This would be the greatest gift possible.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)
I can turn lager into urine.
Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)
I suspect this may have been the extent of the real Jesus's powers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)
He could waterski too I think

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:33, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:33, Reply)
It's true
And the real miracle was how fast his poor mates had to row the boat in order for him to do so
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)
It's a punt, not a waterski
I've seen the photos and everything.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)
That's no punt...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Tourettes cooked me a gorgeous Greek feast last time I saw her

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Greek food is fucking lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)
indeed
apart from feta
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Fetid would be more apt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)
you have hit the nail on the head there my son

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Olives and feta and beetroot and feta with balsamic vinegar
These will change your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I'm not so sure
I'm not much of a cheese eater anyway, as you should know.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)
I don't suppose you have room
what with all that COCK you eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I am partial to chicken it is true

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)

cheese pillow
eater biter

You fucking liar, you're as bent as Montys colon.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Nom right there ^

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
You appear to be ponting at Monty's cock post

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Shit...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Only when done well, so easy to do it badly

I could however eat taramasalata every day for the rest of my life, but we're back in fishy spunk territory now.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
best of all the territories.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)
It's the first one I aim for when I'm playing soggy risk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Monty once invited me for meat, but I was busy

I remain hollow and empty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
You all do

(if you find bile and vomit to be 'gorgeous')
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)
who doesn't find that?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I know a website you'll like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)
Tourettes and DG.
They are my light on a dark day.

Roota tickles me in places I never knew I had which brings forth much giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

light bum chums on in a day ally
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)
No! Noel is my bum chum.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Oh christ, what did I sign?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)
you signed away your soul
don't you ever read the small print?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
*tiddly iddly under tha diddly*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)
*giggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Flim makes me tingle

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Where exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)
On her flimsy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Best of all the tingly places.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:44, Reply)
She makes me tingle too
I get a funny feeling in my tummy every time I see her husband.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Do you do a sneeze but better?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Not since my mummy took me to the doctors.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)

doctors vets
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)
I think that's called lust.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, Reply)
That's the Rohypnol.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

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