I hate the mood changes without a reason
I find hard to know if I'm upset because I have to be upset or only because I'm sensitive at the moment.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this should be taught to all women:
if you can't think why you are upset then FUCKING STOP BEING UPSET!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Well, I usually know why I am upset
What I don't know is if that thing is really bad enough to get upset or if I'm overreacting.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Nah, women never over-react
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-GASP!-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Wiggy has to put up with this
"I feel blue"
"aww, why?"
"dunno"
"how can I make it better?"
"Dunno. Shut up. I hate you"
"but..why?"
"dunno"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I think I'm not that bad
Unless he's done something bad on a dream and has to put on with my bad mood until I've had breakfast and fully realize it's not really his fault, it was only a dream.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I also do that.
But if I dream-cheat on him I always feel immensely guilty and am really nice to him until I realise it was only a dream.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Oh, me too
He might even get a good morning blow job without asking, as I think I've been a bad girl and he deserves better. He never complains about that :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Haha
I never feel that guilty
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

do not underestimate how much a guy will do for you
after you have brought him to wakefulness with horatio
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I'm not sure what that means
But I know I can close almost any deal with my bf by adding a blow job to it. He hasn't said no once, but then, I'm very reasonable.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

basically agreeing with what you said :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

HORATIO!
That is brilliant.
And I fancy Ioan Gruffudd as well, so I should've thought of that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

it's from the Viz profanisaurus, many many years ago.
it was actually a typo when I wrote it earlier (to begin with at least)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)

that is a prime example of the difference between men and women
because being in a bad mood because of something someone did in your dream is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Do you think I don't know?
And that I don't feel stupid?

Luckyly he's very patient and now that knows me better will joke with me until I admit I'm silly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

when I was quitting smoking I kept dreaming I'd had a cigarette
and waking up all angry with myself.

I think it's because I remember my dreams really vividly, but don't always remember that they're dreams. Or I'll remember certain feelings but not the actions, which confuse me. My bloke says he doesn't remember any of his dreams, so maybe boys aren't as vulnerable to this as girls.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

It happens to me too
When I'm on a diet, like now, I keep dreaming I'm eating all the time, but still feeling hungry. I wake up in a good mood, though, as I've had almost as much as I wanted to eat.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I'm not so sure
I remember my dreams a lot, have very vivid ones, which do leave me with some feeling of whatever happened in the dream. I still find it easy to distinguish between the two though.

I answered your question btw:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post724654
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

that is indeed pretty cool
not something you could really take on Dragon's Den though. We've already come across problems with PillowGlove, this entreprenerial shit is harder than Duncan Bannatyne makes it look.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

PillowGlove?
I worked out a bunch of the mechanisms for the RevolverBong as well. It'd work.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'd like to seea pump action version of this.
Really it's a weapons based "Tassimo" system for weed.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

yeah, pretty much
I have tried firing a spliff from an air-soft pump action shotgun into my mate's mouth. it worked after a fashion.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

at least you say you feel blue
the first I know about it is usually when Mrs V completely overreacts to something. Once the shock has passed I tend to ignore her until she realises she is being ridiculous.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

If you could feel our pain
We don't do it on purpose, it kinds of happens, and then we usually feel very bad because we were unfair and, mostly, because we can't control ourselves.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I am more understanding than I let on I think
I find it completely baffling though. It is something so far outside a man's comprehension.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

It's out of mine too, it just happens
I can't understand how men can have a hard on without a reason, or when they aren't really in the mood for sex or too tired.

I can't understand it either when he's so ill he can't barely move, but still wants to have sex.

I don't feel proud of my mood changes. In fact, they upset me terribly, because I don't know if I am the unreasonable woman or the sweet one, and how much the hormones have to say in who I am.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I'd say that was more understandable
as often a hard-on isn't necessarily linked to being horny. A traveller for instance (definition 2)

so is purely an increase of blood to a certain area.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Exactly
So how much of my bad mood it's just because there are too many some hormones in my blood at that moment? Is that really me, or is it the chemicals in my body making me be like that?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I think that is the bit that makes it so hard to understand
as either men aren't driven so much by hormones, or more likely, that they are driven the same way all the time.

I understand that it is not within your control (at least until you realise what is going on perhaps)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I always thought I didn't get PMT
but then I realised that it manifests itself not in the stereotypical ways of me screaming about nothing, but that I'll suddenly find something stupid really moving. Like a coffee advert.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

that makes me angrier
If I tell him I feel blue he needs to go through the motions of trying to make me feel better, including carrying on even when I reject all his suggestions and tell him I hate him unreservedly. Then he cheers me up by pointing out that stuff exists that I like, such as clouds and venus fly traps.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

That's very sweet
I usually get tickles until I cry :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

if he tickled me
he'd get booted in the face. And maybe weed on. How many Es should be in the past tense of wee?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

No idea
I'm sure you can find someone better to reply, but I like weeded.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I suppose it should be weeed wee(ed)
But that's silly, so you could get rid of the third e and write wee'd, but everybody would get all poncy and assume you were using an unneccessary apostrophe, when in fact you were using it correctly, to denote a missing letter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

One could always say urinated.
Whilest holding ones pinky finger upwards.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Or one could say 'pissed'
Whilst eating a pie
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Ah - the commonality of man -
at least you say you feel blue
the first I know about it is usually when Mrs V completely overreacts to something. Once the shock has passed I tend to ignore her until she realises she is being ridiculous.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

solidarity brother

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

yeah I get that
if it's ladies week I have to be careful to really try and think logically about whether or not the fact that my boyfriend said he thought Scarlett Johansson was pretty was really deserving of hot tea to the face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

trying to apply logical thinking before freaking out is an unusual characteristic
and should be encouraged.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)

My logic is patchy at the best of times though

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I know, it's hard work
It's very embarrasing too when you get very upset for something and less 5 min later, you realize it wasn't so bad, so you have to go and say sorry. I hate when that happens.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Last week I had to admit that over email.
I started a fight over a really minor thing and then when I realised I didn't really have a point I just started rambling about random things that I hate. Eventually he asked what my argument was about and I had to say "sorry, I was being a psycho". And then he got to be all smug which annoyed me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

So at the end you had a good reason to hate him, for being smug

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

yeah it always goes back to that in the end

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)