Cake's shit and dull and for birds.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuck off, shirter

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Fuck off and eat some cake, bird.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I'm going to eat cake and CRY
because I'm a fat mess.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:38, Reply)

as Sarah Millican said
big girls cry. They cry because they're fat, because they haven't a boyfriend and because there's no trifle left in the fridge.

Sort of sums me up at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Sarah Millican is an unfunny spastic who should be shot by firing squad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Seconded.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I'll agree with the first part
but personally I think that line was inspired. Why are so many comedians shit these days?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I can't think of a single female stand up that's funny.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)

There isn't one.
There never has been, either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I hate Katie Brand
she just sucks
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I hate Katie Price

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

She's a grotesque, pig-faced beast of a woman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

of a woman
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Lucy Porter made me laugh when I saw her live.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I admire her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

My friend Paul McCaffrey
has just finished supporting her on a UK tour. He had no dirt to dish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)

She's married now I think :(
b3ta.com/questions/celebrities/post536527/
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Hahaha
b3ta.com/questions/celebrities/post536538
Fail.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!
Yep, fail indeed. It's all your fault.
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Shut up, you net predator

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Never heard of her.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

She's an unfunny spastic.
That's all you need to know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Fuck off..
Heavenly Hash Cake Ingredients:

1 cup butter
2 cups of sugar
1.5 cups of flour
4 tablespoons of cocoa
4 eggs
1 cup of water
Marijuana (lots)

Mix together well, pour into greased pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 20-25 minutes or until well done. Cover with miniature marshmallows and let melt together while in pan.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I told Wiggy I would make some 'special' cupcakes for my cupcake party
for him and his stoner friends. Although I should be careful about crossing the line into dealing!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

To be honest it is a bit of a waste of weed....
...as you need quite a lot to get anywhere.
On the other hand, whizz ice-cream is totally righteous and easy to make.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:52, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)

1 whizz '99 please boss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Would you like monkey juice on that?
*spanks*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Is it the kind taht goes hard when it gets cold and gives you cancer?
If so yes pleae.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Alt recipe:
Smoke the marijuana and eat some meat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)

haha
this is the man's recipe for being a man
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

some meat everything in the house and then go to the 24hr garage for pork scratchings and porn.

These were the days before internet porn ruined the amusment of sending stoned teenager into a shop to buy beer, porn and haribo at midnight.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)