Fuck Fuck Fuck
I have done a Stupid Thing. It's a very Stupid Thing and I don't know why I did it. It could have been worse, in fact I have done many worse things, but it may have opened up a whole can of worms that I really thought I sealed up and put at the back of the shelf.
Fuck.
Edit: I'm going to watch the new episode of Glee to cheer me up. Judge me all you want. I love it.

What Stupid Things have you done recently?
Alt Q: What's your favourite cereal?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:53, 78 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cycled home, in the dark, in the wet, no lights, slick tyres and 5 pints on board.
I only fell off twice. Miracles. Magnets etc.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Country Crisp
Nom nom nom.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I love that.
Had to stop buying it though cos I was just eating it constantly and getting through a bag in about two days.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

In France they
do a chocolate version. I reckon they made it illegal over here as it would send many people insane.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

They used to sell that at my local shop,
so they do/did do it in the uk.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Interesting!
I have only ever seen the Strawberry/Rasperry/Nut version over here. Marks and Spencer did a maple one once. That was good. Thanks for the heads up.

*goes huntin'*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I bought a non refundable ticket and now I want a refund
Wheatabix with honey.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Kelloggs Start, but at the moment I have Jordans berry granola
it turns the milk purple!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Are you going to give it back to her?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Told my best friend I love her, and have done for the last 5 years
She goes to Singapore for a year in 2 months (no, she didn't book it after I told her). Not good.

Alt: Coco Pops. Fuck yeah. Maybe Golden Grahams, or Lucky Charms...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What was the response?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

'Fuck off you tranny'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

She said "Wake me up when September ends"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

We've been there before
And been friends for a very long time, so it's not really a conclusion she can come to easily. I know I can't be with her, and I'm currently wondering why I told her in the first place...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Porridge in the winter and shredded wheat in the summer.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

drunk texted someone :(
And on your Stupid Thing, is there no hope it could turn out to be a Good Thing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Shh - that's dangerously close to asking for details.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Haha,
I fucking hope so, though it is unlikely.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I haven't drunk texted anyone for ages,
I used to do it all the time.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I almost never do it
Not worth the trouble. But I remember clearly thinking after many many drinks 'this will be okay.'

And Applebite, good luck. Sometimes things do work out in the strangest ways
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

It's only ever ok if the other person is awake and drunk at the same time.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Amberl and I have established a "no grovelling apologies" rule in anticipation of drunken foolishness via text

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Logging on here when I'm very very busy.
Porridge in the winter and shredded wheat in the summer.
Quelle surprise.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

It'll be ok honey.
Not worked for exams, and letting myself think that things will be fine when they really, really won't.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Thanks :)
When's your first exam?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Opened a can of worms?
That was silly. Didn't you know it was worms by the looking at the label on the tin?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

of course not
it said chocolate peanuts on the label
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Thanks for that.
Now I'm craving chocolate peanuts.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

anytime
I prefer chocolate raisins myself though
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:09, Reply)

No
I was too busy being blinded by charm and being told exactly what I wanted to hear.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

"Nothin' more dangerous than a boy with charm"
Christina Aguilera said that, so it must be true. Really hope it does turn out for the best after all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

So are we to believe
that this is all the fault of a man? Who has worms.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Depends
A boy with charm and the ruthless willingness to use it is a dangerous weapon. Depends on his intentions as regards Applebite and the deployment of said charm as to whether or not he's at fault per se. I'm sure that's what Christina would say, if she was here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

We were both at fault
But I don't know what his intentions are, or even mine for that matter.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Just what you need during exam season, eh?
Sorry to hear that the confusion is gripping you. I prescribe more Glee. It solves everything.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Thank you Doctor
I've started from the beginning again and am taking one at least three times a day.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

That is an AWESOME idea
Am I the only one who thinks Jesse must secretly be a shirter?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Oo, I'm a week ahead of you I think, so I'll keep quiet.
It's possible you know, if you watch the Run Joey Run video that Rachel made, it really cracks me up when the three guys are walking down the corridor - Puck walks like a man, Jesse like a bumder and Finn like a spastic.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)

that's how they sing as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZCxEqLTKeQ&feature=player_embedded#
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

can't watch youtube stuff at work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Save it for home,
you'll thank me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:13, Reply)

You won't, you'll want to cut your ears off.
Or stuff them with bread. Anything to make it stop.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

You should watch it all the way through
your hatred for him will distract you from the current drama.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I watched it all the way through yesterday.
Never. A. Gain.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

and I didn't even get a thankyou

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

it'd better not be your home performance of anything...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

It has to be seen to be believed.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I've made it a rule that I no longer watch really disturbing stuff on the internet
beheadings, tortoises fucking, that kind of thing. This had better not come close to that sort of thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Youtube doesn't host that stuff.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

it can host things that are just as disturbing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

that video is horrific
An advert for euthanasia
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I look forward to seeing it.....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It's worse. :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Which sums up their characters nicely
When Rachel first meets Jesse in the library he said he comes there to read celebrity magazines and the like. No straight man reads Heat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I find the stupid blonde cheerleader to be hilarious
my favourite part of the whole show has been when she said an incidental "did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:13, Reply)

"I've been here since first period. I had a cold and took all my antibiotics at once, and now I can't remember how to leave."
I don't trust Jesse in the slightest. Never have. Finn is adorable though I don't understand why he like Rachel, who is just irritating.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I think it was Puck who described Rachel as stealthy-hot
he's got a point.

She reminds me of my ex. She was one of those hand in the air, straining to answer the question types.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I like how Puck describes himself.
"I'm like a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die."

Her insane gesturing and over exaggerating with her mouth when she sings really gets on my tits. She is good though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

she can sing, but I don't like the sound of her voice particularly
probably in part due to the gesturing and mouth thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Rachel exists purely to make Quin look appealing by comparison
She's vile
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

quin or rachel?
I think Quin is really pretty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Quin.
Rachel's features are too big for her face.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I didn't mean that as an option :-)
was asking him who he said was vile, and what his opinion of Quin was
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Ah, I see :)
I think he means Rachel is hideous.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)

well he would think that
he blatantly has a hard-on for Kurt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Kurt is not hot at all
not in any way, and my gay friends agree
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)

he is pretty weird
good range though

finished Gateway last night. Great book, although I did feel the end was a bit rushed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Glad you enjoyed it
the ending was a tiny bit creepy. Do you see what I mean about the Freudian stuff being a bit overegged?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

it was a bit
could have done with being drawn out some, and fleshed out

it was a bit. Not too bad though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Frederick Pohl did some good stuff
but I reckon that was his best effort
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Lucky Charms :D
Kelloggs made something called Hot Crumbly a while ago, it was honey nut clusters and fruit and nuts and stuff and you put milk on it and then warmed it up, it was awesome. They stopped making it though, sadface.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Glee is awesome
I've just realised that dancing obligations will stop me from watching the first two England World Cup matches. Epic manliness fail.

I love these chocolate-coated cornflake bars that you can get from Lidl. Yes, I am a football-loving Ballroom-dancing pikey. Not many of us to the pound
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

you're so gay you don't even have to fuck men.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I forget what prompted it
but one of my best friends did text me the other day to say "That text was so gay it's gone all the way round back into straight. Impressive work mate."

I think that sums it up quite nicely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I think this sums you up nicely:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6816109
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

*applauds*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)

The last 10 years of my life have been fairly stupid
favourite cereal though is Bran Flakes. I'm one of those people who would rather not eat cereal, in fact rather not eat breakfast. Just means I get hungrier when lunch and dinner rolls round.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I have decided
after reviewing the shambles that my personal life has been since the age of 16 is that I am doomed to always meet the right people at the wrong time
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Everything I do has some element of stupidity attached.
I couldn't care a fig for cereal - I really am entirely without a favourite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Stupid thing
I failed to notice the missus had left her handbag in the passenger seat footwell. Some cunt fucked my door up, smashed the window, and took it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)