It's really gay, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

is that a bad thing?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Pretty bad, I fear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Rachel, you earn a staggeringly large amount of money.
Do you really need your dad to buy you a new laptop?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

My name's not Rachel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Yeah al, you're confusing him with psychochomp.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I always do that
it's because their vaginas look so similar
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Like angry orchids

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

It's Sandy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

She spends all her money on internet lies.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

i just thought it would be a nice bonding session for us
not really, i know full well i will be buying it. but i am so shit with computers that i need some sensible adult input.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Ask the OT board
they love to help people out with technical queries about computers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

SHUT UP!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

That's just your hormones talking

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

What's your budget?
What are you going to use it for
are you going to carry it around a lot?

I'll be your personal shopper.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

budget - no idea - 1500quid? although i have been told 500 would be fine?
i will be using it almost exclusively for word and possibly the internet (if i can ever remember my wireless password)

and it might have to be pink

thanks chompy, it's not all true what they say about you, is it?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Transfer the £1500 to my paypal
and I'll buy you a laptop for £400 that'll do everything you need.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

great!!!! what's the account details?
i might need you to give me a 150 deposit for the transfer fee first though, if that's ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Does your vagina look like an angry orchid?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

well it is also pink
if that is what you mean
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I can't recommend you a pink one without menstrating
but sort of red?
ozablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Samsung-R530-15.6-Inch-Laptop.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

he is quite pretty, thanks
is samsung a good breed?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

They are good, generally quite reliable
but I think a bit over priced.
www.ebuyer.com/product/199998
you'll need to buy MS Office as well (but you get a 60 day trial with it).
Basically you're paying £80ish for it to be red, silver and black are cheaper.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

i will get the office suite for free
courtesy of a mate of my dad's (thank god, as i believe that is also a few hundred quid?). thank you, i will investigate this site so i am making my decision from an informed position. although it could not have been less informed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Gaz me what you're thinking of buying before you do
and I'll tell you if it's a bad idea.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

brilliant thanks!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Or here
www.pinklaptops.org.uk/
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

you are a rancid little bastard!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

It doens't really look like that does it?
You should get yourself to the doctors young lady.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

well i can't see it, can i??
pop round and check it out for me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I would, I really would
but I'm getting married soon so I'm off on my Stag do this weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

i can't believe you think that is a decent excuse
maybe it's not me who's gay, with my gay taste in laptops, but you, eh? what do you say to that al, what do you say to that??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I say come along to my b3ta drinkies
and I'll give you a quick knee trembler in the toilets.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

i can't believe you think i am a quick toilet trembler kind of girl
(you may be right but that is beside the point)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Not at all
Rakky said you are extremely classy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

yes, i pay her well

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Is it possible to anger a plant?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I hope you're joking.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)