WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND
It's my birthday on Monday. But I'm not really doing anything so far although I may go see a gig in camden on sunday.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:48, 100 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I want to spend it in the sun, aside from that I don't care

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:49, Reply)

PLaying Red Dead Redemption
It's just arrived.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)

But it's going to be sunny, you can't sit inside playing computer games!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

why?
it's not like it's never going to be sunny again
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Well you say that, but sunny days are precious and should not be wasted

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I am going out drinking tonight.
Tomorrow I am going to a wedding.
Sunday I will be asleep.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I'm going to a wedding next saturday.
I'm looking forward to it. I like weddings.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I am starting to get weddinged out.
Every fucker I know is getting married this year.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Always the bridesmaid and never the bride eh Wookie.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

*sobs*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I do one wedding abroad every year
'08 Florence, '09 Ibiza, '10 Barcelona, and in 2011 it's loks like I might be off to Sydney. Piss.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:00, Reply)

who might you be seeing on Sunday?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)

S Club 7 reunion
"When the cash runs out" tour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Mmmmmmm
Ropey Tina
( djtrialprice, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

gf's parents are staying near Bridport
we're going to see them. I'd much rather be surfing all weekend, but if we have to see them I'd rather do it near Bridport than at Wokingham
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I'm helping my sister move house.
She's only moving to a house in the street adjacent to her though. Then I shall be getting drunk and watching Inglorious Bastards.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

This weekend
I will mostly be hunting you down and feeding you your keyboard. Prepare the condiments!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

* chokes on a consonant, probably 'K' *

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Buying door knobs,
a fridge freezer, and some skirting board.

And elevating one ankle. And eating a lot. And, with some luck, doing a backload of laundry in a newly-connected washing machine.

Exciting times.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:00, Reply)

ROCK AND ROLL!

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I used to have such a rollercoaster lifestyle.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Now it's just your mood that is like a rollercoaster...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:05, Reply)

That was always a given.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)

True
Not pregnancy dependent. Ankles looking any better today?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Nah, they still look like shit
though the swelling went down a bit overnight
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Is this about Ronan Keating?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Saving money
Applying for jobs. Basking in the sun. Watching the European Cup Final. Apply for more jobs. Get all depressed about going back to work on Monday.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Tomorrow, I get to go paintballing
For free, no less, as they want to convince my friend to organise school trips there. Should be fun. Then doing sound for a concert for a friend in the evening. That one might go well. Hopefully.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:02, Reply)

at o
:D
( djtrialprice, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

That took a very long time to get.
I seem to have traded my brain cells for long island iced tea.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Eh up!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Mong out
in the sunshine drinking cider and eating ice cream until I go an interestingly pink colour.
(berk, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I want to go and see the birds again.
They were amazing. Two came and sat on my shoulders.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I went to see the bird last weekend
she sat on my face though.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Drinking beer and setting up a heli tonight
Saturday flying helis
Sunday collecting bits of crashed helis
It's my Birthday on tuesday but I won't celebrate that until next weekend
( M o D, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Well It's lovely and sunny, and the college has some punts for cheap hire
So naturally I'll be stuck inside revising.
Piss.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

i am going home shortly
trying to persuade my father that he reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally wants to buy me a new laptop (i already know how that conversation is going to go). i quite fancy the sony vaio pink one, or is that really gay, even for a girl??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

It's really gay, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

is that a bad thing?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Pretty bad, I fear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Rachel, you earn a staggeringly large amount of money.
Do you really need your dad to buy you a new laptop?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

My name's not Rachel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Yeah al, you're confusing him with psychochomp.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I always do that
it's because their vaginas look so similar
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Like angry orchids

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

It's Sandy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

She spends all her money on internet lies.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

i just thought it would be a nice bonding session for us
not really, i know full well i will be buying it. but i am so shit with computers that i need some sensible adult input.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Ask the OT board
they love to help people out with technical queries about computers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

SHUT UP!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

That's just your hormones talking

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

What's your budget?
What are you going to use it for
are you going to carry it around a lot?

I'll be your personal shopper.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

budget - no idea - 1500quid? although i have been told 500 would be fine?
i will be using it almost exclusively for word and possibly the internet (if i can ever remember my wireless password)

and it might have to be pink

thanks chompy, it's not all true what they say about you, is it?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Transfer the £1500 to my paypal
and I'll buy you a laptop for £400 that'll do everything you need.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

great!!!! what's the account details?
i might need you to give me a 150 deposit for the transfer fee first though, if that's ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Does your vagina look like an angry orchid?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

well it is also pink
if that is what you mean
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I can't recommend you a pink one without menstrating
but sort of red?
ozablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Samsung-R530-15.6-Inch-Laptop.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

he is quite pretty, thanks
is samsung a good breed?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

They are good, generally quite reliable
but I think a bit over priced.
www.ebuyer.com/product/199998
you'll need to buy MS Office as well (but you get a 60 day trial with it).
Basically you're paying £80ish for it to be red, silver and black are cheaper.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

i will get the office suite for free
courtesy of a mate of my dad's (thank god, as i believe that is also a few hundred quid?). thank you, i will investigate this site so i am making my decision from an informed position. although it could not have been less informed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Gaz me what you're thinking of buying before you do
and I'll tell you if it's a bad idea.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

brilliant thanks!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Or here
www.pinklaptops.org.uk/
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

you are a rancid little bastard!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

It doens't really look like that does it?
You should get yourself to the doctors young lady.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

well i can't see it, can i??
pop round and check it out for me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I would, I really would
but I'm getting married soon so I'm off on my Stag do this weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

i can't believe you think that is a decent excuse
maybe it's not me who's gay, with my gay taste in laptops, but you, eh? what do you say to that al, what do you say to that??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I say come along to my b3ta drinkies
and I'll give you a quick knee trembler in the toilets.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

i can't believe you think i am a quick toilet trembler kind of girl
(you may be right but that is beside the point)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Not at all
Rakky said you are extremely classy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

yes, i pay her well

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Is it possible to anger a plant?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I hope you're joking.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Tonight is a toss-up
between getting the sleep I have been denying myself all week and going for some pints with some Internet Gays.

Tomorrow I am seeing my daughter between 9:30 and 1:30, and then pegging across town to the Windsor Castle (round the back of Edgware Rd) to meet up with my sister and her husband, my Canadian cousin and her fiancée (a fantastic fellow and honorary extra brother) for a boozy lunch, after which brother, cousin’s fiancée and I shall then carry on drinking somewhere sleazier. I expect I shall be drunk as a lord by supper time and the chances of my not deviating via ‘the man’ on my way home for some ill-advised massive drugs are practically nil, if I’m honest. My already piss-poor self control goes right out of the window when I cross the 5 pint barrier.

Sunday: a spot of mild flashing in the park, I think, followed by a night in the cells.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Detailed, thank you
i like the way you've given up on trying to not buy massive drugs before you've even tried!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I am only too aware of my failings
and am somewhat resigned to them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Why waste the energy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Tonight I have to listen to a friend vent...
...about his recent split from long-time gf. I will then tell him to MTFU, get him stoned, go for a few drinkies and try to fix him up with a ropey (but probably willing) friend of Mrs Tugnut as a way of cheering him up.*
Tomorrow -if it is sunny - will take the kids to seaside for rockpools, kite flying and a chip-shop supper.
Sunday I am going to have a BBQ and laze in the garden.
*Mrs Tugnut is not aware I am going to 'pimp' her friend so potential for argument is code-red.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Taking Jerry Hall's advice

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

What?
Don't go to Coventry because it is a Ghost Town?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

haha classic

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh my god that is boss!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

You're leaving Mick Jagger?
But why????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Are you referring to the...
...being a whore in the bedroom and a cook in the kitchen?
If yes, might I suggest you get a takeaway instead and be a whore in both rooms. He will appreciate it so much more.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I have already cooked most of it
It merely needs reheating and serving, so I'll have time to do away with the cook thing ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

What is on the menu?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Minge Tout

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

POTD
Menu is top secret for now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Cock-a-leekie?
(Sounds like a question one would be asked in a Chinese VD clinic.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Ew!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

It's Mama Crow's birthday on the Sunday
So I'm going out with the family on Saturday evening. I asked her what she'd like for her birthday,
"A bottle of gin," was the suggestion she settled on.
It's good to know I can use the excuse that "it runs in the family."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Pimms party!
as it's going to be sunny, I need to go and buy some cucumber first, though. Possibly some barbecued meat will go along with it.
( Kroney, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Aldi.
Pikey Pimms. £4.99 a bottle. Does the business.
Trust me.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

All of Aldi's imitations are ok

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Their imitation food isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Some of their cold meats and cheeses are good

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I know they are.
I was just being shoppist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)