shoes!
I know this isn't /links, but there are some fellow shoe lovers here, right? how amazing are these shoes?! ifshoescouldkill.com/2010/05/15/i-want-to-crumble-these-shoes-on-a-salad/

sadly I have no money for incredible shoes at the moment, as I'm about to buy yet another pushchair.

however, if you had limitless funds, what footwear would you purchase?
( ascorbate, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:59, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Rocket Skates
From Toejam & Earl.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I don't do fancy footwear. I have big feet and can't walk in heels.
I would love a really battered pair of biker boots though.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Next time you're in the north-east get DG to take you to FLIP
at the bottom of westgate road. You might just get your wish.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 24 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

YOU STILL HAVE A FLIP????
:(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

the purple leather italian knee high boots I tried on in melbourne once.
how I wished I had more money....
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Those are hideous.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:04, Reply)

made me giggle though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 May 2010, 11:05, Reply)

That's because you hate jews and muslims.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

how so?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

... ... they look like bacon

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

And as an australian
she is inherently racist.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I don't even eat bacon though...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)

RACE TRAITOR

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:20, Reply)

LOL old
p.s. why did you not reply to my text? I don't know if it made sense, I was a little tipsy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I didn't get it until the next morning,
and I was hungover and forgot about it sorry.
I didn't end up going to the gig in the end.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Was it in KoKo?
Because it would have been weird.

Or not.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

It was in the Dublin and Castle?
Not sure where that is.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I take it you're not cool enough for Mr Scruff.
No idea either, I don't really go to Camden. Apart from for cocktails and falafel.

any news of the Islington job?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I've had a drink with Mr Scruff tyvm.
No news on the job yet, will probably hear this week or early next week.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

:O
Jealous. He's amazing. He had a tea stand. It made my life complete.

Best of luck. Seems like a great opportunity, leaving paperclips behind and onto selling the photocopiers
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

He's shit
he's been working on the back of one album from about 10 years ago and his DJ sets are phenomenally boring.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I had a brilliant time.
Apart from holding a cigarette at the wrong end on the way home :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I like his apparel though
Mr Scruff mugs are awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I can't understand women's obsession with shoes
So long as they're comfy and stop my feet getting wet, I'm happy.

I have three pairs of brown shoes which I wear regularly, alternating the days so they don't get too smelly, and a pair of black dressy ones. A pair of 'good' trainers, which I wear in summer, and a pair of old trainers for working in the garden or fixing cars etc.

And that's it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Ahh man do you reckon they do a vegetarian version?
Though from the looks of it they're made of canvass. So they might actualy be vegetarian anyway.

Alt Q - I'm pretty happy with the shoes I already have. Mostly. I'd quite like some more vans though. They're very comfy
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I wrecked the last lot of Vans I had
Broke the backs of them through being lazy and not untying them, just squeezing my feet in and out of them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Ahh, that's what causes that?
I'm gonna have to be better with these ones :S
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Ah used to do that the whole time with mine
Now my shoes with laces cover my ankles, so I can't do that wihtout breaking my foot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I love these shoes
www.elnaturalista.com/index.php/en/online-shop/all-products/organico/N072/nw072-pull-grain-brown-tb-lilaorganico
they are the comfiest shoes I've ever owned, so I just keep buying them in different colour combinations. I'm not really a heels person, but love to lust after them!

k2k6, men just don't get it, and never will, sadly!
( ascorbate, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Shoes with Lego heels!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

No, you're right
We'll never understand.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I love my shoes
I have over 40 pairs, at last count. Probably gone up.

A decent pair of hard wearing brown leather hsoes. I like them, plus if I get decent ones they'll last. I hate overpriced vintage and overpriced cheap shoes (topshop flats, looking at you. Your sole is a thin strip of plastic and you're still charging 50£ for those pretty shoes. Give them a proper sole then MAYBE)

Then I would buy every shoe I ever wanted. Which would be a lot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Because it seems I have become a massive gay, I would require:
New Rock giant goth boots that don't murder my feet like the ones I have at the moment
Decent running shoes
Black and white wingtips
MOAR burgundy leather dress shoes
Swear would need to start making trainers again, then I could have some of them

...I think that's about it. For now.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I love Swears!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I want these so badly


They also make a goldfish version.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

The ducks is the pair to get

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I would definitely have the ducks.
I would worry that people would think the goldfish were real and I was a horrible person.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I have lots of duckies

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I saw a rude duckie
It had a bullet vibrator in it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

that is filthy
I am shocked.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

And Googling

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I was going to
but I'm at work and whatever site it takes me to will probably cross the NSFW line
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

oh my god where???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

In it's arse.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

This is all filth - filth, I say!
Have you considered removing 'on the' from your sig?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

no, why?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

For the extra filth.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

but it wouldn't make as much sense then
and people would think I was talking about my own fanny. I can't have people thinking things!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)

It would, they would, and they will - and certainly do.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Hhaha of course!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Think it was on
Love Honey
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Ooh really?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Maybe
I'm at work, so not going to check. Either that or Google 'Wholesale Adult Toys', and go to the UK link there, think it's the 1st one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Ha!
Hold up, I meant this
www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2417

NSFW
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)

It could be that, I'm not checking!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

There's a standard one
But that's a little bondage fella with a gag!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

So that's the one you've gone for then
FILTH
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Now your sig would be great for duck-related sexy tiem.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I got confused
How is He-Man singing What's Up NSFW?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

OH MY GOD THEY HAVE A PENGUIN ONE
I love penguins!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I made a mistake
I meant to post naughty ducky but posted He-Man as that was the last thing I'd CTRL+C'd
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)

The He-Man thing was brilliant

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

here he is again
But even better www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nc8RCLy1s
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Reminds me of Phoenix Wrong
they make me laugh, lots.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)

These are next purchase
www.kateskates.co.uk/productdetails.html?x5=2147383580

Also a pair of these are waiting for me in the US.

Woof.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)

This new pushchair - does it mean you're up the duff again?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 12:39, Reply)

no
just need different pushchairs for different days - we're geting married soon, and that means travelling halfway across europe in our car, so our current massive great tank of a pushchair seems a little unnecessary - someone at work is selling a little old lightweight one, so I'm getting that.
( ascorbate, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I do apologise
that must be the 2nd dullest ot reply ever (after this one)
( ascorbate, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

The getting married and euro-hike outweighs the buggy talk.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Cheaper than a bigger car!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)