I don't know
never tired them with someone who needed them.

Maybe the guy I was with could just last like a trooper anyway.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Or maybe he was rather drunk
Not that he would need to be drunk to want to put his winky in your foo foo, but you know. Maybe he was.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Completely sober
we both were.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Are you sure?
Because, like I said, I'm not saying that the only reason he put his meat stick in your magic clam was because he had been sucking back a litre of whiskey when you were out of the room, I'm just putting the option out there. That's all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I think you know the person it was
Maybe not personally, but you'll recognise the name.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Sex FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That's what I love about this board
The subtlety of the humour
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Nope.
See my post in the thread above for how htat one turned out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

He probably lasted ages
as he had spent the whole of the day leading up to the party wanking like a chimp
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

The person I'm talking about IS NOT SEXFACE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Where did I say he was from b3ta?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

"Maybe not personally, but you'll recognise the name"
Rolf Harris?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Al seems to have stalked me a lot
he might have seen me talking to him on FB
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

You had sex with Psychochomp?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

No, I tried to kiss him when drunk
He resisted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

If that was true, do you really think she'd be here?
The poor girl would either be in therapy or have died of boredom.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Died or boredom?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Ssshhhhh

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I actually love you

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

:D
Right back atcha doll
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

POIDH

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)

NOT

sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

This is going to call for my side f the story soon.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

it's true,
I don't even know what they're talking about, I just like jumping on bandwagons.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Same here
WE JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH DAMMIT

*slams hand on table dramatically*

...Ouch
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)