As mentioned in the previous thread
Two hours straight ruined me. Depending on the person, I think fourty five minutes in just fine. However, if it's not excellent I get bored and fifteen minutes is more than enough.

On the other hand, 3 minutes of absolute shite confusion and then not being sure what's going on, if he's finished or not is terrible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

45 minutes of actual penetration?
surely no matter how wet, if no one has achieved satisfaction by that point then the friction will be starting to cause injuries.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

she doesn't know what she's talking about
she's a virgin, just lies a lot on the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)

that makes sense
or is this some kind of reverse psychology pandering you are trying on her?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I can honestly say,
I have never lied massively on B3ta.

Unless I'm lying right now... Oo, paradox.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

You're all about the massive lies.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'm all about the lies am I?
In that case, Psychochomp I love you, you are awesome.

LIES.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)

You've ruined my birthday

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

My work here is done.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

you can fuck off then?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)

No.
I'm going to stay and gloat.

Actually, I am going to go and do my washing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

that'll show him

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I am so very shown.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Agreed, the physics would support this
I think, for an average (no emergency quickies) session, it should last long enough for two to four position changes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I would agree with that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Yep.
Thats why I said depending on the person. I can't say I've ever had that problem to be honest.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

injuries at 45 minutes?
what?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

If that happens
you get extra time added on at the end.

I MADE A SPORT JOKE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

and it's a good one
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)

This pic makes me laugh
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs051.snc3/13837_205464729174_768814174_3966863_2639029_n.jpg

I think for the direction my eyes are in.
That was so long ago...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

God, that was aaaaages ago.
Haha, oh dear Lampito, Oh dear.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

That was a great night
First night in Manchester since I went to uni... DEADLY TIMES
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You can say that again.

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Shame I'm not coming to your bash.
Who knows what I'd do.
Tht's probably a good thing I'm not coming, then.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Oh man
www.flickr.com/photos/21723343@N03/4082996228/in/pool-b3tabashes/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I can't see it.
Oh dear God. Now I can.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)

copy and paste the whole of that thing

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/21723343@N03/4082996228/in/pool-b3tabashes/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)

YOU'RE WELCOME

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Well done. You managed to make a link worth.
Have a cookie.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

By christ
I look horrific!

I'm so glad I got rid of that fucking hair!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

There's that great one of your eye :P

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Oh good god
I'd quite happily forgotten about that!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Looking through the pics now.
HAHAHA
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)

It was not a good night for me
Me and T0ria went to get some food afterwards, and I ended up dropping half my kebab :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Me and the fellow young ones thought about going to 5th
ended up in Dry Bar...

I remember the picture I used to sum up the night was this
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Haha, that didn't last long though, did it?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

hahahaha
Oh god oh god oh god

I love how I have a massive memory blank between leaving that place and then...waking up. Or coming round. I'm not sure which it was.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

If you need reminding I can post some of the gazes on the subject you sent me on here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I gazzed you talking about that?!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)

School boy error there

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

That describes what happend.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I don't think in any detail
I don't THINK :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

far too much detail imo

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Haha!
Genius!

We need another large Manc bash, that night was fantastic!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Yes yes yes yes

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

The question is...
If we bring BGB, will we ever be allowed back into those bars again?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

No red wine for her.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Are you the wine nazi?
Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I'm fully booked till next year.
They might have forgotton about me by then.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

We need an Oxford bash
So that I can go to one on minimum budget/not have to send parents into flat spin panic by saying I'm off to meet the internet in a city I've never been to before (since I can only really justify travelling during hols)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

If we're going to bring up the one about my eye
Then I respond with this
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)

That's not THAT bad :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

You're right, it's not, just the eyes are a bit scary
I'd look properly, but flickr runs slow as hell here, and I can't access facebook.

And I'm worried who the hell the sweaty headed person is!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Someone appears to be cupping the invisible man's balls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)

That's Yemen.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)