Don't have a bag big enough/book small enough
I'm meant to be going to the library. I don't want to.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

at least you haven't got an invoice from the Sackler
demanding money for 'Flavian Rome' which I forgot about and found behind my desk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I owe about 20£
:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

they don't even want the £20 fine now
they want the £60 or whatever ridiculous amount they charge for lost books even though I have the book. And they've frozen my library card so I can't go to the History faculty library, though my college library are alright
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

BASTARDS
Papercut them to death.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

or brain them
with a fucking massive copy of Volume XI of the bloody Cambridge Ancient History Dictionary
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Shut their face in the Liddell and Scott

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I don't know if this is going to mean anything
to anybody but me, but I might have Miriam Griffin as my tutor next term
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Apparently it didn't
Congratulations! Or You poor bastard! Depending.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

My proudest moment at university
was having a library book so overdue that they completely changed their archiving system in the meantime, accidentally writing off about £170 of fines. Hurrah!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I've never met anyone who studied classical stuff
I love that there are two of you on here.

I feel slightly less of a weirdo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Rome mostly for me in the classics area
I really don't like Greek history. Where did you study it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

North fucking London 'University'
That's what happens when the rave scene explodes during your 'A' Levels....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Well if you did the subject you wanted
that's pretty much what counts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

My ideal course might have been Celtic Studies
but it was a bit too language-y for me and was also based in fucking Cardiff so that was a 'no' straight away.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I didn't really think about the whole
university application thing. My other five choices were picked randomly from a list of places. When I actually read them afterwards 2 of the five wanted A-levels in Latin and Greek which I didn't have.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Forgive my lowering the bar...
...but did you watch Spartacus on Bravo?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Didn't see it on Bravo
but I have seen the film yeah.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

It's a new big-budget series

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Somewhat better than 'Rome'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

lowering the bar even lower,
I don't get Bravo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I owe the library money
they're going to tell me off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

It's to work
I don't think I can today. My head's not quite right.

I might crawl into my section of the mezzanine and cower.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)