My hair is orange
HAHAHA
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh bugger
did you leave it in too long?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:32, Reply)

I'm not bothered at all
think it looks quite cool. I toyed with dying it orange anyway.

I'm either going to leave it like this or dye a mad colour over it. Though it is mad on its own

Me, about an hour ago. It's lighter now. Still orange.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:34, Reply)

that's not bad
it's quite coppery. From dark hair you did pretty well to get there, did you bleach first?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:36, Reply)

That was before the second lot of dye
It's prelightener.

At the moment there's patches of the light blonde I was aiming for, but my fringe is still orange.

It's either frightfully awful or awfully frightful.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:38, Reply)

well it's not so difficult to fix
if you really don't like it, as long as you have quite strong hair. If it turns out absolutely awful you might need to strip the hair and redye, but a second batch of prelightener on another day and then a darker shade of blond should sort it out if it goes light enough
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:40, Reply)

2 batches of prelightener already
My hair will be fucked.

NOT NAKED JUST STRAPLESS JUMPSUIT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:41, Reply)

that really is not bad
promise. It looks quite coppery-blond. Definitely doesn't need more pre-lightener. It will also look really nice under sunlight
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:45, Reply)

I miss my black hair already.
No I don't lol. It's just a bit patchy. It'll be fiiiiiine, I'll get laughed at by a few people but it could have been worse.

Besides, b3tans have seen my yellow hair before. I'm just impressed it took out about 3 things of black dye and 4 of purple.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:47, Reply)

I'm impressed
I haven't dyed my hair in ages, so it's currently natural dark blond. The last time was actually the abortive green streaking that turned my hair green. Not good times.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:51, Reply)

It has been
Blondish
Brown with red sheen
Yellow
Purple
Black
other two repeating for a while
GINGER
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:03, Reply)

which is your favourite?
*goes to look for picture of self with green hair*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:04, Reply)

Probably black
Like in my profile (both profiles) picture

Least favourite was yellow
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:07, Reply)

not your best photo
but you do remind me of a greek bust in that one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:08, Reply)

Not as bad as some of the others from that set
man I was wasted. There's a great video of me dancing to Flo Rida from that night...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:09, Reply)

How do I do a small link?
from a facebook photo, or should I upload to b3tards?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:10, Reply)

<a href="link here">hahaha I know HTML</a>
Like that? Or a shortened one?

Include the http:// Right click on image should get image url, just whack that in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:12, Reply)

Preview it *<not this bit>
replace the bit not inside angled brackets*

*header note because they get auto formatted out in the body

It's along the lines of {a href=www.cheese.com}yay for cheese{/url}

but with the angled brackets (seriously, how do you type those without it getting rid of them)
yay for cheese
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 28 May 2010, 1:17, Reply)

You terrible penis.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:18, Reply)

:D

( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 28 May 2010, 1:19, Reply)

PURPLE LINK

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:19, Reply)

Fine
Have the real one

Oddly informative
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 28 May 2010, 1:20, Reply)

wat

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:20, Reply)

Righto
I'm shit and can't manage it. But you saw anyhow. That green stayed in there for weeks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:21, Reply)

How did it end up green in the first place?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:23, Reply)

I have green eyes
and thought it would be nice if I streaked my hair green for an MSI gig. It came out perfect on one side, but spread from the streaks on the other, meaning that quite a lot of hair was green. I spent most of my time in the shower for the next week trying folk remedies like tomato ketchup
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:26, Reply)

Whoops.
Green's a tricky colour for hair, I think. As is orange.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:30, Reply)

very true
Toni and Guy are advertising for people to colour hair for, was thinking about it. Might go a sort of chesnut brown, or possibly lighter blond
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:34, Reply)

Lighter blond would be nice
You suit blonde
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:36, Reply)

Cheers
and it's free. Being a student makes you appreciate free things even if they're shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:37, Reply)

You have a beautiful smile
By which I mean that the far away, worried look on your face gives me an erection.

Your hair's fine, don't worry about it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:40, Reply)

I'm quite worried :/
It's been a while since I dyed my hair a stupid colour, my flatmates will love it
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:42, Reply)

Well it doesn't look bad
So as long as you're ok with it, and you're happy or at least able to laugh at yourself for not getting it quite how you wanted it, you'll be fine!

Ooh, I'm talking all nice to a girl, I can feel my ovaries palpitating
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:46, Reply)

Hahaha thank you mister
It's only the fact my fringe is a different colour. It's amusing though, it'll be fine.

I've had lots of different colours, it's something different.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:48, Reply)

You still haven't resolved the problem of my erection?
I think it's partly because in your photo you look as though you may have recently been the victim of a serious sexual assault
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:56, Reply)

and balance has been restored

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:57, Reply)

We can all breathe a sigh of relief
I was starting to get worried there, but I did mean it as a compliment.
If I had a type, I'd probably be best off looking for her at the nearest rape crisis centre
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:00, Reply)

Surely my face would have scared it back into its burrow?
Thankfully I've never been a victim of such a thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:03, Reply)

I'd pay you a compliment here
But then you might start to like me, and then I'd have to spend the next three years destroying you mentally
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:09, Reply)

This place has destroyed me already

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:14, Reply)

Get to bed you silly cunts

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:14, Reply)

You get to bed
Or at least come down here, tuck me in and read me a story
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:20, Reply)

I'm not going to work tomorrow, so no. Shant

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:21, Reply)

Just show him the Bravissimo catalogue,
he'll be off in no time.
I hear your job went tits up, but you're going to do locum work instead - that sounds canny like pet :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:26, Reply)

Reet canny like xx

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:29, Reply)

Geet muckle canny ye knaa
xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:32, Reply)

Get a fucking room you two.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 May 2010, 1:44, Reply)

Who?
You mean me and Mark?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:54, Reply)

Oh yeah, congratulations on the new job by the way
I don't start til 10.30 this morning so I'll be fine, but I might just knock one out and go to bed now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:28, Reply)

So long as you're not thinking about me while you rub one out

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:30, Reply)

Heehee, you wish
I'm printing Lampito's picture and giving it a back story as we speak
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:34, Reply)

Now I have a vivid picture of you with a huge roll of "sticky-backed plastic"
a la Blue Peter ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:38, Reply)

'make your own wank fodder'
the special that never aired
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:41, Reply)

That's given me an idea!
I could laminate it for bert afterwards, then he'll have a re-usable, "wipe clean" wank board :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:53, Reply)

a fantastic idea
also for shower usage
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:54, Reply)

I think "5 a day" refers to portions of fruit & veg consumed.
If you're OFF, I wish you sweaty dreams ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:31, Reply)

Who did you sell your soul to?

( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 28 May 2010, 0:33, Reply)

Boots.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Boots the chemist
Or boots the gay blue monkey from dora the explorer?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 0:49, Reply)

I've never seen Dora The Explorer
Did your last girlfriend make you watch it after you picked her up from playgroup?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:02, Reply)

No, my daughter did
You daft bint :)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:04, Reply)

I don't know a lot about you
apart from the fact I think I missed you in your prime of posting here :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:08, Reply)

I was fucking awesome

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:15, Reply)

May I ask why your cock is raggedy?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:08, Reply)

the playschool girlfriend
uses teeth

/too far?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:09, Reply)

LOLZ! :-D
Not far enough ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:22, Reply)

A+ for effort though
The girl's got promise
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:24, Reply)

That she has!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:29, Reply)

Cockbats
oglaf.com/cockbats/1/
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:09, Reply)

I love that site

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:14, Reply)

My favourite webcomic.
By the way, there is a 95% chance I'm going to fail tomorrow. Yay.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:15, Reply)

This is my favourite
oglaf.com/northerner/

NO NO NO don't think like that. there's 5% you'll pass.
Good luck honey, you'll be fine.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:17, Reply)

This one's mine.
oglaf.com/pinkhaze/

Thank youuu, Having difficulty concentrating when I have a super mega awesome house party with a bouncy castle lined up for tomorrow night
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:22, Reply)

wooooooow
that sounds awesome


I have the feeling there's a joke in that that I'm not getting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:25, Reply)

The berserkers?
Have my second favourite instead.
oglaf.com/skulls/
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:27, Reply)

Yeah. Maybe I'm reading into it
I do like that one too.

ILOVE ALL OF THEM, there's so much cock.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:29, Reply)

And vagina!
Bloody hell, its just started absolutely pissing it down, like horrendously.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:31, Reply)

I thought for a second you were still talking about vaginas.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:32, Reply)

Haha, lovely
There's thunder and EVERYTHING!
This has made me so happy, I just wish I could go out an enjoy it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:34, Reply)

that comic is amazing and scary
in equal proportion
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:32, Reply)

It's fantastic :D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:37, Reply)

hilting
had me actually laughing and wincing at the same time. Saved to favourites I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:39, Reply)

It was just a compliment paid to me by an old friend

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:17, Reply)