this question is vulgar
I am shocked.

Well, ok, I'm not shocked.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

seems like you're avoiding the question

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Oh Em Gee!
It's girl who might tell you about a time she touched her fanny!

ENGAGE PANDERTRON!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

This image still doesn't get any less funny.

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Part of me thinks I should've trademarked this image
But seeing Al use it means I'm now FAMOUS on the INTERNET.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I like the way you're trying to take credit for my work

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I like the way you're trying to take credit
For the image that I made.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

ooh copyright fight!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

will have something to say about that
here's a safe link cgi.ebay.co.uk/Panda-Z-Volume-2-New-DVD-/360216134868?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_CDsDVDs_DVDs_DVDs_GL&hash=item53de8e04d4
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Reported Attack Site
But yes, I stole the image from a Google Image search for 'Panda Robot', then added the text.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Muahah

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

"This web page at www.ezhobi.com.tw has been reported as an attack page and has been blocked based on your security preferences."

Why would you send me there? Why? *sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

sorry

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

He hates us all.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Not all of you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)

VAST majority

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

There's no comeback to that image.
I would post it whenever you say something creepy but the NHS has limited Bandwidth.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Ok, I would think it's pretty obvious
but I've never had a wank in a public place. I don't even like kissing in public places, it's so unappealing for everyone else to have to see.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

A quick kiss is fine.
But when they're trying to eat each others tonsils in the middle of the corridor and I'm late for maths, it makes me want to punch some fucking lights out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I don't like excessive PDAs either
Although a quick, sly boob/bum grope is fine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I agree with both of these
I don't mind showing a bit of affection in public, but it's the dry humping that I really hate. I also have some friends who will be all giggly and soppy with each other all the time and I fucking hate that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I hate that too, and try to curtail the Lady if she gets a bit like that with me around friends
I haven't seen much overt public sex since I left Liverpool, the Krazy House often had people fingerbanging under the stairs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Yeah, the ones that act like they're alone
Even when they're with a group of mates, or even worse, a couple of other people and everyone just feels awkward and ignored.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

that's all it boils down to really,
if they're fawning over each other, they're not paying me enough attention!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

no wonder you two get on.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Cos we're both awesome
And brilliant dancers with excellent dress sense? Yep.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)

But she's the slightly kooky one
while you're the easy one who goes with all the guys down back alleys?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

haha Applebite you totally came off worse in that.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Does that make Al
The nerdy one with glasses, but who's actually smoking hot when she takes her glasses off and lets her hair down?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

If I had hair this would be true

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Nope.
That is Roota. She's a REAL librarian. Phwooooar.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 28 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Al is blatantly the fat friend
That we keep around cos we feel sorry for him and he makes us feels thin.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Like the fat one in butterfly effect.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
I love this so much.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Someone close the internet, because you just won it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Damnit!
I always come off worse when Al's around.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

off worse
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:58, Reply)

*triggers fingers*
Oh Yeah
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:58, Reply)

*sigh*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)

It was too easy, I couldn't NOT strikethrough
I shall be nice from now on.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I agree with this
and I am slightly mortified when I think back to an incident as a teenager when there was full on finger action going on in a shitty nightclub in Hove.

I think the youth of today don't do enough fingering. It's straight from kissing to full sex and all the problems that go with it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Sorry Kitty
It's too early in the morning, it was the first thing that popped into my head.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)

now that really doesn't shock me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Haha
It was either that or what song would you choreograoph a striptease to? And then I realised that I was the only girl here at the time, so this one would probably get more replies.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'm currently working on a pole routine for my beginners
but they're mostly trendies so I'm doing it to Alexandra Burke's broken heels song.

Next time it's NIN though. That'll learn them up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I've got so many songs I can't wait to try dancing to once I have my own pole.
Bloody trendies. I don't even know who Alexandra Burke is. Get them on the NIN.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Closer? Physical? Sunspots?
Or will you be mean and go for Big Man With A Gun?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Closer.
It's the dirtiest one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)

It is filth
and pure fucking awesome. /NINFANBOY
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

my friend was telling me about Trent's new band thing
he's writing the music and his wife is singing. Apparently she's really hot and awesome. This means he's less likely to fall in love with me if we ever meet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

How To Destroy Angels
Check their website for an AMAZING music video. Yes, Mariqueen's incredibly hot, and has a beautiful voice.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

that's the one.
I'll check them out, cheers
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Depeche Mode - John the Revelator
or Puscifer - Rev 22:20
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Phil's first rule of B3ta
Never Apologise, Never Explain.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Applebite's first rule of B3ta:
TITS
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

^ this
I like and entirely agree with.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

That's my third rule
as I'm more of an arse man myself.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

What's the second one then?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

ARSES
Its obvious really.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Oh yeah
I should have thought about that properly really.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You think about arses

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Not really fussed about the arse to be honest.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:50, Reply)

aww you're on the popular page.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I'm so proud.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:44, Reply)

My grandfather (a general)
told my father that if you ever apologise, that means you are weak.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

True
That's why Gordon Browns side lost. He should never have said sorry to that bigoted woman.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)