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what's industrial?
Go for the nipple, that's totally hot on a guy.
I don't think I've had a really bad kiss where the kiss in itself was bad, but I've inadvisably kissed some people I regretted.
EDIT: Oh, that's industrial. Forgot to F5 before replying
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:34,
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My worst was in Jilly's in Manc
She was a looker, but the kiss was horrific. Buckets of saliva, her pounding my mouth with her tongue, me nearly gagging.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:35,
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ahh Jilly's
refuge of the emo kids who wish they were damned.
Although it's dead now, which is sad.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:36,
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Is it? I've not been there in years. My mate used to DJ the goth room.
I will get my nipples done soon, might make the missus stop pinching them all the damn time (like, in Tesco). Probably won't though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:38,
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yeah it shut down a few weeks ago
due to lack of attendance.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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In my day it was fairly popular
Where do alternative-types go now?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:50,
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KFC?
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girlinthehole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:52,
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I would, I fucking LOVE KFC
No KFC or rock clubs 'round my way :(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:53,
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I don't know
I'm out of touch with the youth. I went in Satan's last year, that was fun, but it's not really gothland.
Ask Applebite, she's young and stuff.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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As am I
I won't ask Applebite, she'll reply with youth-isms and txt spk and will laugh and call me 'Grampa' when I don't understand her.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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Oh god, you're giving me flashbacks to when my friend Scary assaulted me.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:36,
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Scaryduck snogged you?
This kiss was how I imagine oral tentacle rape would feel.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:39,
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so good, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:41,
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Sugoi!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:42,
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eh?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:44,
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It's a Japanese thing
Was going with the whole hentai vibe.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:46,
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oh god!
tentacle cunts! *boik*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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NEW! Hentai Vibe!
- Squamous!
- Rugose!
- Mains powered!
- Realistic Tentacle Action!
- Multi-Orifice Mode!
- Comes with Three Flavours of Ichor!
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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Yes that was exactly what I meant.
It was like having someone prod around inside my mouth with a big chunk of rubber. Then she punched me. Then I ran away.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:46,
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She punched you?!
She sounds awesome.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:47,
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I imagine you'd like her.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:52,
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I just noticed your sig
awesomes
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:53,
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and lying
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:54,
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There's no skin left, I've had to give it rest.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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I was being sarcastic
Maybe she punched you to distract you from remembering what a shit kisser she was?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:54,
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maybe he's projecting and it was actually he who kissed her so horrifically
hence the punch
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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I have never once pondered on how good a kisser Wookiee is
I could just ask some other b3tans though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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I think it'd have to be Kaol.
His answer would be "His whole face fit in my mouth, hur hur hur."
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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Kaol's a latent cannibal
Or homosexual, I get confused between the two.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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Both.
Think Jeffrey Dahmer.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:06,
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Could be.
I was pretty drunk. That was a strange evening.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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