LUNCH
I've decided I'm only ever going to come in here and start lunch threads then fuck off again.

Tuno mayo baguette today.

Alt Q: You have to eat either; your own hand (raw), a pile of tripe or Brian Blessed's beard which would you chose and why?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:22, 76 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Chicken noodle soup
it's nice but there's too much arrowroot in it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Brian Blessed's beard
It'd give me superpowers, like the ability to project my voice for MILES.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Not sure on lunch yet
Don't have anything exciting in, so probably reheated paella

How big a pile of tripe?
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

a wheelbarrow load!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Probably the beard then
Though the potential for hairballs is disturbing
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I've read about girls who've died from chewing their own hair
because it's undigestible and just forms a mass in their stomach.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

we've got lunch on the company because of a shitty course I've been on
sandwiches which will probably be mainly full of cucumber, cheese or tomato, rendering them inedible.

I'd eat the beard. I need my hands and tripe is blatantly fucking disgusting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Cheese in a sandwich is awesome
But I'm with you on the cucumber and tomato. Why add them?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Salad sandwich and iced tea.
BRIAN BLESSED'S BEARD.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I'm feeling ill still
so haven't moved to get food since complaining I have nothing but satsumas last night. So satsumas it is
Alt Q: probably Brian Blesses's Beard if I didn't have to eat the whole thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

You're college is in the middle of town!
Go get some proper food!
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

but I don' t want to have to walk
that requires clothing other than tracksuit bottoms and t-shirt, and a snuggie, and also energy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Of course youhave to eat the whole thing
It is fat free though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Pile of tripe
I need my hands and Brian's beard seems less edible than tripe. I mean, people sometimes eat tripe but nobody eats beards.

I'm going to have a banana, some strawberries and a yogurt for lunch.
I am not going to be naughty until I get on the train, when my weekend officially tarts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

but it is a wheelbarrow load of tripe
bit of a Freudian slip there as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Where?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

'officially tarts'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Oops...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Tripe is fucking foul. It's the one food I won't eat.
Oh, actually tapioca is a close second.

I'd rather chew on a beard.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Add liver and cabbage to that list
Disgusting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I don't mind liver if it's cooked nicely.
Cabbage is lovely!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Wrooooooooooong

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Cabbage is nice, when done well
Stfu
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

^agrees
But if it's done badly its absolutely awful, and there's no middle ground
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I'd go with tripe
since that's actually food. Supposedly.

I'm also having tuna mayo today, in the form of pasta. We're like lunch psychics.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Oh my god we like so are!
Were you about to start a thread?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I really was thinking about it!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I sensed it
*makes oooooh noises*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'm doing the 'ooooh' fingers as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Oooh fingers?
I'm intrigued as to how you would get those.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

A CROISSANT!
and an apple.

The beard.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Smug bitch

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It's got chocolate in it and everything.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I want one now

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

a beard?
(wonder how many times I can ask that)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Had one, kinda
Shaved it off this morning as it irritated me. Have minor chin stubble only now. Also shaved my head.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

all of it?
Had it receeded to the point when your mohawk was more mosparrow?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Nice word play
And no, not all of it, the mo is still resplendent (although sleeping right now).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Awww I love sleeping mo

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

It's twitching gently
Aww, it's dreaming!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Do you want to go to BGB's on the Friday?
You don't have a lot of say in this as we are going Friday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

The 25th? Sure!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)

WOO!
I have the whole day off :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)

What time will you be picking me up?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I dunno
Are we doing the service station lunch?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Can do
Obviously KFC is preferential.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Obviously
You chicken whore!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

It's a 7days one from the Turkish supermarket across the road.
Made of chemicals and air but reminds me of Greece so it makes me happy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I'm sure the Turks won't be happy to remind you of Greece.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I think they sell it all over Europe - everywhere but here.
I'm off to biochem now, wish me luck.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Good luck!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

good luck

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

^this

( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Good luck!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:43, Reply)

the beard?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

If Brian's been savagely demolishing a Toblerone, sure

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

It would make it more palatable.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Hopefully
A chicken kebab with doner top, and some chips and curry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

fattyfatfat

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Meh
So?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)

that's all I had

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Haha, fair enough!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Tripe
I'm one of these nose to tail types that'll eat anything.

Was actually reading yesterday about a popular bone marrow dish:
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2009/nov/13/chefs-dishes-homage-bone-marrow

Wonder what that tastes like..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

'Nose to tail'
Part of a human centipede are you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I do eat a lot of shit at work

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Would you eat kangeroo anus?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Well, it's not something I'd go out of my way to eat
but I would try it.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Would you eat Al's anus?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I would try it
but seeing as it's Al I can only imagine it would taste despicable
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I used to suck the marrow out of chicken bones when I was younger
It's nommy.

Also apparently very nice (though I've never actually tried it) is a traditional Polish soup made from duck's blood.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I like my Duck's blood straight from the source.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Bolognaise on toast.
Fucking nom. And the house is full of the smell of stifado that's currently bubbling away in the slow cooker, to be ready when it get in from our massive walk in the hills.

Rock 'n' roll!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I JUST FOUND A HAIR IN MY BLT.
Blessed's a dead man
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Is that marginally better or worse
than finding a D-i-T in your BLT?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I just found a hair in my underwear.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Was it coarse?
And are you sure you didn't order a DLT? They're well hairy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)