In a cool swimming pool
slathered in suncream, with Long Island Iced Tea, a cool breeze, clear dark blue skies and a ready and willing naked slave to fan me.

A girl can dream. Instead, I'll be heading off down the OKR to get a costume for tomorrow from ASDA, then booze from Lidl.
This is the life :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Depressing post is depressing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

She's our very own pet emo
we just read her posts and realise how much better life is when you're not a student.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

yeah, i don't have to shop in either Lidl or Asda
In fact I'm going to eat out tonight, just because I can. My fridge is full of fois gras stuffed swan but I'm going out for burgers.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I like to buy a fridge full of Chateau neuf de pap and then set fire to it
then I buy another fridge and fill it with Charlse Lafitte champagne and then throw bricks at it until it explodes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I have some Pap at home, just need an excuse, any excuse!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Stupid and unnatural hair - tick
Skinny jeans - cross
Too much kohl - cross, liquid baby
Gender bending to seem cool - cross
Likes men that look like women - tick
Cries a lot - tick
Owns straighteners, straightens hair - cross
Likes MCR - I like MANCHESTER, not that MCR, so cross

3/8, could be more emo
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

one of my friends was bitter about people moving to Manchester
I wanted to buy an I heart MCR mug for her to make me brews in when I visit
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

They're taking square brackets out of subjects?
I want one. And then I'd glass anyone who said "My Chemical Romance?! I LUV THEM OMG OMG OMG"

for future reference it's & hearts ; without the spaces ;) ♥

ah a mug. I still want a t-shirt
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Acutally, I want this
shop.visitmanchester.com/store/product/1902/Sixth-Day-Mug/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I've seen people wearing tshirts with that on
lolz
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I just wrote it how I would on an email
I didn't think it would try and do fancy things.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

the pointy brackets are html
so it thinks there's going to be html shit and goes weird.

no idea how

i think
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

omfg if i had a swimming pool i'd be in it every minute i had available

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

totally this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

oh man, I'm totally dreaming of it
my "godfather" has a swimming pool and he lives right down the street from me
I wonder if I'll get drunk enough to take a sneaky dip this summer
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

SAME
I love swimming. Though I got really used to flippers and a BCD when swimming so last few times I've gone in a pool I've thrashed around until I remembered how to swim wihtout equipment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

weirdo

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I want a swimming pool right now
I might just go and sit in the sink instead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

+h

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I was in Lidl last night
I picked up some Cider for 99p for a litre and a half. It was only when I got home I realised that it was actually just fizzy apple juice in a fancy bottle :'(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Their alcopops are better value for money vs alcohol content
Less of them, but like 5.7% in 750ml for 79p, vs 4% in 1000ml for 99p

I THINK that's better value. Someone work out alcohol % per ml then compare with price, please.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Student post is studenty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

JEW STUDENT POST IS JEWISH AND STUDENTY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Needs more yayin kashér

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

And shooting of civilians.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

the 5.7% ones are better.
0.54ml of alcohol per pence,
the 4% ones are 0.40ml per pence.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

*awaits abuse for being helpful*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I'm a nice person.
See?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

*Reminds you of your post this morning*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Which oe?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)

"FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE TWAT I HOPE YOU GET CRUSHED BY A CONCRETE COW AND NEVER FIND LOVE IN THE ROMANTIC HAVEN THAT IS MILTON KEYNES, OR "MK" IF YOU WANT TO BE HIP. YOU'LL DIE ALONE AND FRIENDLESS, WHICH IS THE SAME SITUATION YOU ARE IN NOW. NOW FUCK OFF."

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

This is my favourite description of you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

it's too long to go in my sig :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Put it on your profile

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

the concrete cow is my favourite bit,
put that in
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

done

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I'm proud of that

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Biiiingo
Thank you Sir Chompy, you have allowed me to drink lemonade knowing it's better value than fizzy apple.

I intend to get destroyed tomorrow. Dressed in a toga.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)