This morning
when I was asked how I knew something-or-other, I said "because I spied it with my rectal skills!...NO! RETINAL! I MEANT RETINAL!"

Ooops.

Anyway, I've been having fun doing a mild bit of trolling on the "Miss Me Yet? I love George W Bush" page on arsebook.

What have you lot been doing to avoid work this lovely Friday afternoon?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:38, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Letting the computer do my work instead.
And now my computer is getting its own back by stopping me from going to the pub. GRRR.

Nice rectal skills, by the way.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I left at three this afternoon

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:48, Reply)

that
would be one way to avoid work, I concur.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I just didnt see the point in staying any longer

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:57, Reply)

we get to finish at one on fridays
fridays = coffee mornings :)
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)

A long lunch with old friends.
From 11.45 to 16.15. Marvellous.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:52, Reply)

liquid lunch?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Funnily enough no.
Just one glass of red and a pint of abbots ale. But plenty of good grub.

Las weekend was good though. Made 3 litres of rum punch (half litre of bacardi, half litre of cocnut rum, a litre of tropical fruit juice and 1 litre lemonade.). Me, boy and wife flattened it in about 40 minutes. Speshul.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:59, Reply)

sounds good, what did you have?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Eaties was a mediterranean veg medley with a crusty cous cous topping, garlic bread and salad.
Finished off with lemon cheesecake. All home made by a top-hole cook.
Afterwards sat in the sun with a good cigar, a nice espresso and some brandy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:05, Reply)

sounds splendid
I'm a bit disappointed it's not warm enough to eat dinner in the garden this evening
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Some of us are in for a wet weekend

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:06, Reply)

tonight
is Scroobius Pip vs. Dan Le Sac, DJ Yoda and assorted MCs at the Coronet in Elephant and Castle. Woo yay!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Buggernuts
Im stuck in Hull
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Trying to find someone to go to see Splice with me.
DAMN ALL YOU PEOPLE WITH PLANS!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:08, Reply)

i have no plans!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:21, Reply)

come with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll ply you with boozes
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:26, Reply)

yes!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:29, Reply)

nor do I

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Buggered off home at lunchtime
did some laundry, read a book in the park, then was the hit of a 4 year old's birthday tea with my PlayDoh present. Even eclipsed, for a while, the doll carrier (actually a bike) her dad got her.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Kids love teh playdoh
I know I did
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:08, Reply)

I'm doing sewing instead of going out and drinking
Well, I went and sat in the park with my friends, and they were decamping to the pub, but I'm feeling a little delicate after the gin last night so thought I'd save it for the Epic Lash that will be tomorrow, drinking from about 10. Yeahhh.

So I'll be in the kitchen, with bedsheets and scissors and sewing shit.

I'M INCREDIBLY HAPPY TO BE DOING THIS. Man I love sewing
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:19, Reply)

EMOWANK!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Am I /ot's resident emo?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Well if you are I'm not far behind you.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Dunno, that Cave Duck dude posts more lyrics than you.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Just for the time being
AA is set to reclaim that role around the beginning of October
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

is that ever going to stop being funny?
I don't think so
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)