*using lemon scented moist towlette*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I enjoyed that meal.
Especially Monty. Is he on holiday at the moment?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

he's on a sex holiday with his ex

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

The lucky blighter
maybe he can knock her up again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Good times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I think so

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Is he coming to yours?
I still can't believe Applebite's coming down. Give her my love when yo see her at download.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I will
I'll give it to her hard.

Up the bum.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Excellent news.
Lampito Seal Of Approval.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Badge please

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Ooh give me a few minutes
I'm shit at shit like this.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

yey no babies!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Unless my super potent spunk dribbles out of her arse
and into her vadge while she's up on all fours barking like a dog. I'll have to make sure she lies on her back afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Pah
If you were really that potent, your sperm would punch through her anal wall and slam into egg with the force of a shotgun blast.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Sorry
that meal
especially. Is he on holiday at the moment?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I did enjoy Monty greatly
he laughed very loudly at my joke at the expense of Crowsephine.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Crowsephine?!!?!
I don't know, I turn my back for half an hour...

I do keep trying to talk him down to the pub on Friday evenings, with some intermittent success. Maybe after he gets back I'll try again. _{As long as nobody calls me 'Crowsephine.'}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

From this day forward I shall click every post in which you are referred to as Crowsephine.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

*hangs head in embarassment*
To be fair, it is quite a good name. In years to come I might bestow it upon my hypothetical daughter like the helmet I am.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Not as bad as V___ who is determined to call his daughter Coco
With that name, it's a recipe for disaster.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

With him being the father
Does that make him Coco's Pops?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm going to kill you the next time I see you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Haha, worth it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Clearly, he should be sterilised.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

BUT HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)

As will I
We must spread word of Crowsephine!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Oh please try and get him down!
Oh please, Crowcasta :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Hmm...think on balance I preferred 'Crowsephine.'
I have managed to get him all the way down to South Wimbledon on a Wednesday, so it seems a shame that I've failed thus far to get him down to London Bridge on a Friday. Rest assured I shall keep trying.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

There's an element of son-fucking in Crowcasta, and doens't scan so well.
Did I tell you what happened to A__ on the same night as the last time I saw you?
Almost beats my shower escapades.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I think you did
But I have since forgotten. I seem to remember it sounded quite impressive.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

She woke up with shaving foam in her hair, covered in graffiti
including "MY VIBRATOR'S NAME IS M____" and "SUPPORT WOLVES- THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I want to go to this magic emporium of meat
Next time I'm down in London I DEMAND some /OTers take me there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Maybe I'll allow more meat to be put into me
if I'm invited back again
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Are you coming on to me?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Not specifically
but she's fucked sexface, so she'll clearly have sex with anyone.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

she'll clearly have sex with anyone she's clearly riddled with STDs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

LIES
I have none.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

When did you last check?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

:(
Sadfuckingface
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Was that your cum face?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

The temptation to overshare is GREAT in this post

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

one should always give into tempatation, it's what makes us human.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

This is al's cum face
The Horror
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Haha proper officelol and a little bit of officesick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Let us know when you're coming
a few days in advance, and we will book you a table.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I shalln't be able to come down for your drinks, sadly
(And I'm actually gutted about that), but I'll definitely let you know when I am able to venture down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Oh noes, another excuse to go back.
This is a DISASTER.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Clendrix must be told about the next one in advance
preferably by me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Else she'll remove your face using only her voice

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

You're going to get your arse kicked.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

*gulps*
But I have a brilliant mental image of you shouting so fiercely that you flay the flesh from Al's face!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Yeah, you're still totally dead, dude.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Oh yes I recall.
Else there will be TROUBLES, and the risk of losing an f and possibly a b as well. Better watch your step.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)