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Job opportunityMy office is looking for some students to help with some work:
All,
The **** data collection team in Leeds are currently undertaking traffic surveys throughout Manchester and require temporary staff to help out next Wednesday and also on Sunday 20th June. The work is part of a framework they have with Manchester City Council so there are likely to be further opportunities in the future within Manchester.
Enumerators are paid at £6.50 per hour and will have to be able to get to sites in and around Manchester.
If you know anyone who could be interested in working with the data collection team (for example students or anyone who has spare time and wants a bit more spending money) or want anymore information speak to Phil Steward in Leeds.
So, if any of you is interested, let me know.
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Can't they just put those car counting cables across the road?(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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I have no idea about the jobIt might be something more tricky. Maybe they need to know how many women drive, how many people per car, how many foreign cars... no idea.
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I can make up some data if that helps?Between 8am - 6pm 10,000 cars drove past my position
70% driven by men
29.99% driven by women
0.01% Cigar smoking monkeys
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:49,
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That's ok, it only took me 1 minute to do£6.50 per hour / 60 minutes = 11p
I'll just smash something to the value of 11p the next time i'm in Manchester. Perhaps an Oasis album.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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An Oasis album is NOT worth 11p8p at most ffs.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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Ok, Ok...an Oasis album AND "Second Coming" by the Stone Roses
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:01,
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Can I apply on behalf of someone else?The idea of getting my smelly project students shipped off to Manchester for a couple of weeks would be too good to resist...
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Top hat.Looking forward to spending your weekend waist-deep in a mixture of mud and human shit?
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You have zero chance of seeing themWith her blessing at least.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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According to her she even flashes people soberAnd I've got a lot of cider.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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Why ,is he staying at your flat?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:12,
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Complete and utter filth(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:14,
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+again(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:19,
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*sadface*Al you bore me I'm putting you on ignore
MASSIVE FLOUNCE
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:23,
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Save you some time
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:24,
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FFS SPELL IT RIGHT(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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SorryI know some people here are skint and thought they'd appreciate it.
You don't need to read it.
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CongratulationsYou're the first person I'm going to put in ignore, as you bored me.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Al,I think you've taken it too far you massive cuntaloo
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:01,
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No, she's ignoring me nowwhich means I've taken it exactly the right amount far.
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Shame, your impotent rage was almost amusing for once(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:05,
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I just wanted to use the word "cuntaloo"You know I love you really. I love you for being able to annoy people to a /talk+1 level
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:10,
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ImpressiveBest reference I've heard so far.
Well done *applauds*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:11,
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We need to wake him up when September endsthere's still over 3 months to go.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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*points left index finger at nose**points to Lampito with right index finger*
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I wouldn't put that next to your nose old chap...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:17,
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-looks at you funny-(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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Despite the similiarities in looks, that is NOT a bowl of dry meat between my legs.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:19,
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I enjoyed that meal.Especially Monty. Is he on holiday at the moment?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:22,
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Is he coming to yours?I still can't believe Applebite's coming down. Give her my love when yo see her at download.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:24,
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Excellent news.Lampito Seal Of Approval.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:28,
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Ooh give me a few minutesI'm shit at shit like this.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29,
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Unless my super potent spunk dribbles out of her arseand into her vadge while she's up on all fours barking like a dog. I'll have to make sure she lies on her back afterwards.
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PahIf you were really that potent, your sperm would punch through her anal wall and slam into egg with the force of a shotgun blast.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33,
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Sorry(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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I did enjoy Monty greatlyhe laughed very loudly at my joke at the expense of Crowsephine.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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Crowsephine?!!?!I don't know, I turn my back for half an hour...
I do keep trying to talk him down to the pub on Friday evenings, with some intermittent success. Maybe after he gets back I'll try again. As long as nobody calls me 'Crowsephine.'
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From this day forward I shall click every post in which you are referred to as Crowsephine.(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)
*hangs head in embarassment*To be fair, it is quite a good name. In years to come I might bestow it upon my hypothetical daughter like the helmet I am.
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Not as bad as V___ who is determined to call his daughter CocoWith that name, it's a recipe for disaster.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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With him being the fatherDoes that make him Coco's Pops?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:41,
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I'm going to kill you the next time I see you.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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BUT HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:44,
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As will IWe must spread word of Crowsephine!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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Oh please try and get him down!Oh please, Crowcasta :)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:37,
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Hmm...think on balance I preferred 'Crowsephine.'I have managed to get him all the way down to South Wimbledon on a Wednesday, so it seems a shame that I've failed thus far to get him down to London Bridge on a Friday. Rest assured I shall keep trying.
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There's an element of son-fucking in Crowcasta, and doens't scan so well.Did I tell you what happened to A__ on the same night as the last time I saw you?
Almost beats my shower escapades.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:44,
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I think you didBut I have since forgotten. I seem to remember it sounded quite impressive.
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She woke up with shaving foam in her hair, covered in graffitiincluding "MY VIBRATOR'S NAME IS M____" and "SUPPORT WOLVES- THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD"
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:57,
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I want to go to this magic emporium of meatNext time I'm down in London I DEMAND some /OTers take me there.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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Maybe I'll allow more meat to be put into meif I'm invited back again
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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Are you coming on to me?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29,
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Not specificallybut she's fucked sexface, so she'll clearly have sex with anyone.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33,
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LIESI have none.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:35,
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:(Sadfuckingface
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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The temptation to overshare is GREAT in this post(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:37,
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one should always give into tempatation, it's what makes us human.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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This is al's cum faceThe Horror
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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Haha proper officelol and a little bit of officesick(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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Let us know when you're cominga few days in advance, and we will book you a table.
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I shalln't be able to come down for your drinks, sadly(And I'm actually gutted about that), but I'll definitely let you know when I am able to venture down.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30,
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Clendrix must be told about the next one in advancepreferably by me.
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Else she'll remove your face using only her voice(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:31,
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*gulps*But I have a brilliant mental image of you shouting so fiercely that you flay the flesh from Al's face!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:05,
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Yeah, you're still totally dead, dude.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:08,
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Oh yes I recall.Else there will be TROUBLES, and the risk of losing an f and possibly a b as well. Better watch your step.
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Actually a funnier answer would have been "I know"(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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Keep track of what?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:22,
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It jsut shows me who I'm logged in as.Are you implying the only love life I have is with myself?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27,
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Fnar fnar.I assume it was meant to be a list of all the b3tans, thus implying I'd fucked them all. Which is untroooo :)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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I don't get out of bed for less than £20/hourPlease re-negotiate the terms of the employment for me, also please move the survey to London.
thank you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:14,
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Thanks for your effortsI'll do my best.
Just to clarify, I'm not an intermediate here, I get nothing from this, just thought some people would be happy to get some extra cash.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I would like some extra cash - £20/hour extra to be exactThat's what I get down the docks, so I won't work for less.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:20,
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You have a list?Of course you do. Probably caused by that freakishly enlarged left mammary.
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