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You are a complete arse.
Discuss.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:17, 107 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No.
Edit - actually.....yes I am.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Yes, you are
Nothing to discuss.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

You could discuss why I'm an arse

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I thought it was so obvious
that there was nothing to discuss.

Besides, I don't like calling people arses.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Really?
I'm of the opinion that it is still one of the finest comic insults available to the English language, and shamefully underused in this day and age.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

English insults don't have the same effect on me
I know they are rude words, but lack that feeling that they give you when you swear.

However, I'm so used to swearing in English now, with words that don't really have a feeling of naughtiness or wrongness to me, that I find really hard to swear in Spanish.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I think one needs to hear Stephen Fry calling Tim McInnerny
"a complete arse"
in order to fully appreciate its comical effect. Though I accept it may not be as funny if English isn't your first language.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Or if you don't know who that Tim Mcsomething is
I like Stephen Fry. I'm getting better at understanding English humour. I love Blackadder and QI among others.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Tim Mcsomething was in Blackadder
Played Percy in Season 2, and Darling in Season 4
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Oh, of course I know him!
"Good afternoon, Darling"

Why is he an arse?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I can't remember
I'm sure Stephen Fry says it in one episode, not sure why though...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I can't remember either
It was very funny, although I needed subtitles all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

See my linky below

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Ah!
And I've always enjoyed Mr. Bean.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vafxnkWndI

Scroll forward to 2:19. See whether it has the same effect on you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I can't use youtube at work (grrrr)
I'll watch it at home and tell you tomorrow.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I am an incomplete arse
there's a lot of dick going on over here.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I'm an arse because I am unable to accept criticism
You cunt.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

You arse

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

You cunt.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

You arse

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Cou Yunt.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

You colossal helmcheese

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

You prolapsed rectum

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

You bumspanner

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Arse muncher

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Mong frightener

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Margaret Thatcher

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

OUCH.
There was no need for that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Sorry, I'm trying to work and it's difficult to think of more

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Oh, you broke it
It was so funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah, but if I'd replied with "Aou Yrse"
people would have thought I'd lapsed into Welsh.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

It'd be lacking "y" and "w"
They might have thought that you were dilsexyc.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

True
Too many vowels and not nearly enough 'd's...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Or Phlegm

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

it 2 erlee 4 al dis dRaMa

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Fair point.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Yes you are
Well done!
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

You should unignore bert to see his little breakdown in that thread.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

actually it might just annoy you more.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Everything he's done in the last year and a half has been some form of breakdown.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

an unfunny one

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I think /OT has probably been witness to more breakdowns than the AA

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I know AA is an emo
but that doesn't necessarily mean he's seen lots of breakdowns
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I noticed that too, wasn't sure whether to respond
But still, am not an emo.

I'm not even oily!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I think he's sleeping through the majority of them until about mid-autumn

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Yeah
No
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

You would find it funny if you weren't involved,
but you are so, yeah you know what I mean.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Oh yes.
Best example of an arse ever.
Mind you the one I have is horrible.
Hairy and winnetty and everything.
Yeuk.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Speaking of arses.
Does my bum look big in this thread?
(

girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Turn round

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

*swivels round*
Well?
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

You could bounce a nubile young man off those buttocks

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Haha!

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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Did someone call?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

She said nubile, not numpty.

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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Fair enough
That's the nicest insult I've heard on here in a long time!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

She's on fire today

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Well, she isn't known for putting out
As much as she tries...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Hell no

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Must be going deaf in my young age
How odd...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

hmmm the lights appear to have gone out...

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Your lights will go out in a minute sunshine.

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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

biffin kitten

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

hahahaha

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

That's the image of my Tigs when he was a baba

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

the same as my latest now
only all white
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Awwww!
Tigger punched me in the eye once.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

mine prefers to bite my eyes
if i let it near my face

luckily for me it spends more time fighting the other two cats
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

whoop whoop! pull ova dat ass too phat

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Oh christ, she's speaking in tongues again. Where's the holy water?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

*unzips*

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Nice jacket

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Thank you
Now where's that holy water?

*hunts*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'm a MAGNIFICENT arse, and I'll thank you to remember it.
Crowsephine.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I HEARD THAT

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I prefer putting the shot.

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I prefer putting on the ritz

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I prefer putting on the greens.

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I prefer putting a coat on
it's cold outside
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

And yet
you also like putting icing on.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'll ice you

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I recall that after
this operation the Merkin public could at last say their President was not a complete arsehole.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Haha
Just a shame they couldn't spell "encylopaedia"...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Yeah but that's got paedia in it.
Don't want anyone thinking they're pervy nonces.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Yeah, but they call them "pedophiles"
Which sounds more like a foot fetishist...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

and don't get me started on aluminum

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

*twitches*

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

What the fuck?
They rape kids with tinfoil?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

you always have to turn everything smutty don't you?
Pah.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Yes.
It's what I do.

(There was a time in my life when I thought I was destined for a much higher purpose, but I rapidly gave up on such lofty ideas...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I am a squidgy bum, if that's any help?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Just what I require to execute my master plan

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

...which is..?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Erm...achieving dominion over this wretched world...with a squidgy bum.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I did that last week, silly

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Oh. In which case I need a different plan.
I'll get back to you. Please try to keep your squidgybumness available for the near future.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

DJTP isn't gone more than a day
And you're already preying on his Lady.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

It's just her squidgy bum I require
Nothing sinister about that. Nothing at all.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

bumder

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I have given up my bumming ways
He's bumming up the wrong tree
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

YOU CAD
You've not heard the last of this!
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Bet I have.
*puts fingers in ears*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

You're such a coldewomple
.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Better a coldewomple than a RUMPLETWEEZER.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Or a super bagel washing machine

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You forgot the "LaLaLaLaLa"

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

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