Confession time folks.
This month I have accidentally killed two birds, (although not with one stone), and last night I unknowingly ate some pancetta.

What do you have to confess to?
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:25, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have potentially shredded some important files that people in the office are looking for
I honestly can't remember.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I hate you all

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

thats not a confession
we already knew that
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

+l n t n
( broadsword, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

placenta?
That was hard work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I'm like one of those brain training games
in tubby alcoholic internet form
( broadsword, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'm the one who keeps arranging the free fruit in the coffee lounge
So it looks like cocks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

'm the one who keeps arranging the free fruit in the coffee lounge
So it looks
( broadsword, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Nice ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I stole candy from a baby
If by 'stole' I meant 'shoved', if by 'candy' I meant 'pineapples', if by 'from' I meant 'up' and if by 'baby' I meant 'Nick Griffin's arse'
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I suspect this may be a lie
Though I applaud the sentiment
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I read the daily mail website everyday

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I sometimes read it
To feel angry (at the articles, not with them) and superior.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Steady on, a lot of my friends are racists
*pointedly looks around*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

boredom I suppose
but I like reading the celebrity stuff
plus they've had LOADS of coverage of Kate Hudson as she's been working on Something Borrowed (which I've been waiting for 2 years to see if they'd make a movie and who they'd pick for it)
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I read it every day too because it has the most stories on it
and I get really bored. Also, the comments amuse me, especially the really irrelevant ones. There was one yesterday about a woman who saved her dogs from a housefire but forgot about her grandkid. One of the comments was "this is unsurprising in Brown's Broken Britain", which makes literally no sense.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

facist

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

suck my big black cock

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I bought the Daily Mail yesterday
was quite late in the day & there wasn't a lot of choice. Fuck me it's a miserable bastard of a newspaper.
( broadsword, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I had a bag of crisps
But I'll have only salad tonight.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Can I suggest that if you get the urge for crisps, then eat Walkers French Fries.
Lower in fat that proper crisps and only 99 calories a bag.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I usually eat quavers, only 88cal/bag
But with this world cup thing, now the vending machine only has walkers in all the different flavours. Almost 190cal/bag :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Try flavouring and eating your own dead skin
It's calorie neutral as you produced it in the first place.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Racist.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I didn't say use a chinaman's skin for chinese flavour...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I'm Spartacus

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

No I'm Spartacus.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Ok you win, off to the cross with you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Oh.
My mistake. Who the devil am I, then?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You are Chesney Hawks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Oh. That's put rather a damper on things.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Surely there's nobody you'd rather be?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I was kind of hoping to be Brian Perkins

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Alice Beer

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Crowsephine.
Duh.

I wonder how long it'll be before I get bored of this?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Probably as long as it will take me to get bored of writing bumder alerts

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I'm secretly in love with Gonzo and Psychochomp

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You're one sick puppy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

If having low standards is a sickness
Then sign me up for some treatment, cos I got it bad
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Well speaking as a person who has been cured of her low standards,
I would say there is hope for you yet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

there's actually kool aid in my super snazzy starbucks cup

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

super zzy starbucks cup tch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)