Today I bought some flashing birthday badges for Beekers and me to wear at the bash.
Just so everyone knows we're special.

*excites*

What's special about you?
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:45, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Whoops, sorry :(
Not much is special about me. I can live in squalor, but that's about it :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I'm not going to your bash,
I'm going to be at glastonbury, I'm sure you'll cope.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I may take a moment out during the bash to weep softly at your absence.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Would they be the elusive tears of relief and mirth?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

They may be.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

My ability to belm convincingly.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Some of my molars are my milk teeth
im 33
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Late developer then?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Non-developer
i'm missing 10 adult teeth, luckily that includes all my wisdom teeth. On my last ever visit to my orthodontist, he took a cast of my teeth for nationwide teaching purposes.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Wow that is special.
I have all my wisdom teeth but they don't trouble me as I have a large mouth and plenty of room for them to come through.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

my real name is unique
and i have a scaffold piercing with a big spike on the end :D
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Unique is a strange name.
Piercings are always ace.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

d'oh
it's only my surname that's odd really. there's only about 150 odd people in the world with it, and none of the others have my first name. win!

piercings rule. i used to have more, but just down to the scaffold and nose ring these days. thankfully, i work in a very relaxed office!
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

*has wild guess*
Ricardo Flange.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

whoops
went out for lunch and forgot about b3ta.

no. I like it though! i'm know it would be very easy to find out; i suspect my information is too freely available on t'internet
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Not by me.
I don't haz internet stalking skillz.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

seriously
even my address is on the internet, because i own a couple of domain names. i only found this out recently; damn WHOIS database *shakes fist*
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Haha!
It's true. I found you already. Nice beard btw : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

if that's from where i think it is
thanks! not quite that big at the moment though... ;)
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I used to go out with a lass with an unusual surname
Did an electoral roll search out of interest. There were 3 hits, her parents, and her sister (we were under 18 at the time and hence not on it). And it's an English name so not that likely to be many more.

Was somewhat glad to see that when her sister got married she double-barreled it to keep it alive
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I have no feelings, only FACTS.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

So if I call you nasty names at the bash, you won't get upset but reel off something interesting from the Guiness book of world records?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

he will destroy you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Clendrix will keep him on a short leash.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

*sigh*
It's the housemate she keeps on a leash, as you well know.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I was talking metaphorically.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Oh, right. It'll be fine, she'll have her hands full with Lusty.
Take that however you will.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

This can only end well.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I'm 31 stories high, have a beak and eat civilisations.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Why do you need a beak to eat civilisations?
Beaks are there to help get at small grubs and fish.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Really?
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/images/090107-pterosaur-picture_big.jpg
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Well what did it eat?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Presumably what ever the fuck it felt like.
Also see the terror birds - www.beholdthedestroyer.com/blog/images/TerrorBird.jpg
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I bet it didn't eat civilisations though.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Don't shit on my dreams :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

That looks like a Madeuposaurus
And rather a crap one too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Quetzocoatlus
the largest pterosaur, not a dinosaur, the mother fucker flew as well.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Glide as in "not fall vertically" perhaps
but fly, I doubt it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I expect you've read books on this sort of thing of course.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

A few yes.
But I have instant opinions about everything, only some based on external refrences.

In this case, the wings look very flimsy and small for a large animal. The chest muscles are not well developed, making flapping difficult.

If there is better evidence, I'd like a read.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Yet you weren't aware of the largest pterosaur? Strange.
I recommend "The Pterosaurs from Deep Time" by David Unwin.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Cheers,
When I'm next raiding Amazon, that will be on my list.

Wiki rekons it was a soarer rather than a sustained flapper.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Nah it's because he's old.
Old people know better about everything.

FACT!
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Thanks sweetpea
Can I have a biccy with my tea please.

I'm one hundred and six you know.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Cheeky young pup.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I have an extra bone in my spine
It gives me backache.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Next on When Bumming Goes Bad

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Is that a vestigial tail?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I think so, but the doctors are not sure
I'm the next or the previous stage in evolution, depending on who you ask.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'm most likely going to be the youngest at the next bash

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

You have your own room so you can get to bed early.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

one room for men, one for women and one for Don't Know

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I have an electronic suit jacket ...
... in that it plays Conway's Game of Life on a grid of little orange lights on the back of it. (I had a lot of time on my hands.)

I'm wondering if anyone who reads this will instantly identify me by this fact.

/geek
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

*googled*
Wow that is geeky.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)